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  • DrakeDrake Edgelord Trash Below the ecliptic plane.Registered User regular
    Haha don't even get me started about the rocket launchers in Borderlands. Oh man. So bad.

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  • bloodatonementbloodatonement Registered User regular
    Explosive shot gun + liquidate + short fuse = Hardly ever stop punching.

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  • EupfhoriaEupfhoria Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    thanks @rikdaly for Dragon Age Origins!

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  • RiusRius Globex CEO Nobody ever says ItalyRegistered User regular
    @CorriganX It turns out I'm too lazy to install and do the tournament games. Well, except Spelunky. I've cleared that game before, but I died on 1-2 to a damned arrow trap! Such a noob.

    In any event, I'm happy with someone else winning =) Don't worry about my entries when it comes to tallying-up time.

  • ToyDToyD Registered User regular
    thanks @rikdaly for Hitman: Absolution! Turns out I was the only one without it, but that DIDN'T STOP ME!

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  • Big ClassyBig Classy Registered User regular
    Yeah I bowed out too, it just wouldn't be fair to all the others with me beating everyone. :P

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  • rikdalyrikdaly Registered User regular
    Eupfhoria wrote: »
    thanks @rikdaly for Dragon Age Origins!
    ToyD wrote: »
    thanks @rikdaly for Hitman: Absolution! Turns out I was the only one without it, but that DIDN'T STOP ME!

    I completely forgot those were ending tonight! glad they found good homes

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  • IoloIolo iolo Registered User regular
    The one game Drake will speak ill of...

    :(

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  • Pixelated PixiePixelated Pixie They/Them Registered User regular
    Iolo wrote: »
    The one game Drake will speak ill of...

    :(

    Oh believe me... it's not the only one. Several of my favorites have been Drake-panned. I feel your pain.

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Just ask @Drake what he thinks about the new doom

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  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    Just drew off my giveaways - @Brutal J accept my friend request and you won Valkryia!

    Prison Architech was won by @Darlan - again accept me as your lifelong friend and I'll pass it to you!

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  • DrakeDrake Edgelord Trash Below the ecliptic plane.Registered User regular
    I'm trying to use my powers for good.

    Really.

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  • chuck steakchuck steak Registered User regular
    I ended up grabbing Rebirth during the sale, and am finding I can get past how unpleasing it is too look at, and am having a lot of fun with it. I've beaten mother once, and am not sure what to do now though. Should I just keep doing new runs (will they increase in difficulty or anything?) or do the challenges or what?

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  • ShimshaiShimshai Flush with Success! Isle of EmeraldRegistered User regular
    I ended up grabbing Rebirth during the sale, and am finding I can get past how unpleasing it is too look at, and am having a lot of fun with it. I've beaten mother once, and am not sure what to do now though. Should I just keep doing new runs (will they increase in difficulty or anything?) or do the challenges or what?

    Keep going, you've barely scratched the surface of the main game.

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  • HeatwaveHeatwave Come, now, and walk the path of explosions with me!Registered User regular
    Played a bit of Back to Bed last night. It's a really fun and pretty game but can also be a little frustrating. It also made me really hate alarm clocks. More-so, that is :P

    Anyway I'm gong to try to beat this before going back to Witcher 2.

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  • DarlanDarlan Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Just drew off my giveaways - @Brutal J accept my friend request and you won Valkryia!

    Prison Architech was won by @Darlan - again accept me as your lifelong friend and I'll pass it to you!
    Thanks! I've really liked what I've seen of the game, love those devs.

    Sorry if I missed an earlier message, this weekend is my "36 hours of doom" shift.

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  • chris: waffle kingchris: waffle king whiskey-fueled crank Osaka's OverbellyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    I ended up grabbing Rebirth during the sale, and am finding I can get past how unpleasing it is too look at, and am having a lot of fun with it. I've beaten mother once, and am not sure what to do now though. Should I just keep doing new runs (will they increase in difficulty or anything?) or do the challenges or what?

    Taking care of the Challenges as they come up can help with the main game a pretty good deal, for the items they unlock. High Brow, Solar System, and Darkness Falls in particular will get you some pretty good Runes, and Wakka Wakka unlocks Death's Touch, which is excellent. i'd, personally, avoid Cat Got Your Tongue and Suicide King, 'cause they can be more frustrating than fun (also, their unlocks aren't really anything to write home about). Though you may not have them unlocked yet, anyway.

    Keep going through the main game with everyone for their unlocks, and for unlocking the later stages, and, 'natch, for enjoyment's sake. Like Shimsai said, there's tons more stuff waiting for you.

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  • CorriganXCorriganX Jacksonville, FLRegistered User regular
    last reminder for the tournament, if you havent finished your games and sent me the scores, you have just over 24 hours to do so! It ends tomorrow at midnight EST.

    Still missing scores from:

    After monday we'll be calculating points, and if we have a tie the tiebreaker will be announced. Good luck to everyone still left to play. <3

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  • DiannaoChongDiannaoChong Registered User regular
    @corriganx
    Audiosurf: 90,941
    TrackMania: 31:08
    monoco: 1:19
    bulletstorm 6025

    I don't have one way heroics, so I take a bye there. That should be all the games.

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  • Brutal JBrutal J Sorry! Sorry, I'm sorry. Sorry. Registered User regular
    Just drew off my giveaways - @Brutal J accept my friend request and you won Valkryia!

    Prison Architech was won by @Darlan - again accept me as your lifelong friend and I'll pass it to you!

    Woo! Accepted. Thanks in advance. Lookin' forward to tactically shootin' not-Nazis.

  • Ed GrubermanEd Gruberman Registered User regular
    Hey @CorriganX

    Here are my scores:

    1. Bulletstorm: 3,595 http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=469281899
    2. Pinball FX: 39,459,850 http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=470750928
    3. Monaco: 1:24 http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=469287747
    4. One-Way Heroics: 41.1 http://imgur.com/piKvSrg
    5. Bejeweled 2 Deluxe: bye
    6. Audiosurf: 21,387 http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=469305079
    7. Spelunky: bye
    8. Trackmania Nations Forever: 30.63 http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=469296926

    Thanks again for setting this up everyone. This was fun!

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  • an_altan_alt Registered User regular
    I just have to my pinball score left to do. I was trying to warm up on the Rome table, but I'm so out of practice that I could barely beat @Pixelated Pixie's score. That's the only game I'd really played before the contest, so I'd like to make sure my one run has a reasonable chance of being non-terrible.

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  • DiannaoChongDiannaoChong Registered User regular
    I just want to take a moment out to say: fuck bejeweled 2. you wouldn't think match 3 mechanics could evolve or change that much, but playing that game by comparison, uhg. It ruined me when I went and tried to play MPQ later in the evening, and puzzles and dragons. When the gems go shiny, there actually harder to pick out as colors to match (at least with my eyes) which makes it substantially harder to get stuff lined up.

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  • KoopahTroopahKoopahTroopah The koopas, the troopas. Philadelphia, PARegistered User regular
    I was gonna say the same thing. Making glowy effects and shining gems distracts my eyes from seeing patterns, maybe that was the point though.

  • Pixelated PixiePixelated Pixie They/Them Registered User regular
    an_alt wrote: »
    I just have to my pinball score left to do. I was trying to warm up on the Rome table, but I'm so out of practice that I could barely beat @Pixelated Pixie's score.

    I'm not sure how I feel about this post.

    :lol:

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    Chipmunks are like nature's nipple clamps, I guess?
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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    I just want to take a moment out to say: fuck bejeweled 2. you wouldn't think match 3 mechanics could evolve or change that much, but playing that game by comparison, uhg. It ruined me when I went and tried to play MPQ later in the evening, and puzzles and dragons. When the gems go shiny, there actually harder to pick out as colors to match (at least with my eyes) which makes it substantially harder to get stuff lined up.
    FUCK MPQ /obligatory

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  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Borderlands feels more like Halo style
    Noooooope
    nope

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  • Idx86Idx86 Long days and pleasant nights.Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Saw lots of new accounts pop up during the Steam sale. I'm guessing many of your greenhorns don't have these classics:

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    If you don't find your account with any of these games, consider entering!

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  • übergeekübergeek Sector 2814Registered User regular
    Idx86 wrote: »
    Saw lots of new accounts pop up during the Steam sale. I'm guessing many of your greenhorns don't have these classics:

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    If you don't find your account with any of these games, consider entering!

    Tempted to enter the CoH one, but considering I ended up getting gifted 5 games in the last two weeks, I'm gonna pass.

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  • TeeManTeeMan BrainSpoon Registered User regular
    Just got a Mad Max pre-order and the new Wolfenstein from my @Brotherinlaw, thanks mate!

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  • chasmchasm Ill-tempered Texan Registered User regular
    Thanks @rikdaly for the Kane and Lynch collection! And @Corsini for the World of Goo code I didn't realize I'd wonshitimsosorry.

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  • LehmanLehman Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Batman Arkham Knight code has been claimed by @Sudi Hope you enjoy the game bud.
    Also, not sure of the requirements but I wouldn't mind an invite to the PA Adventure steam group if at all possible. I mostly just been playing Diablo 3 with the PA clan but I just got a new video card so I'll be doing a fair amount of Steam gaming

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  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    Borderlands feels more like Halo style
    Noooooope
    nope

    I can accurately describe Borderlands.

    You know how in MMOs, sometimes you'll go exploring and find an area way above your level, and if you try to kill the things there, all you can do is plink away at them for single digit damage and it takes like 10min to kill a single enemy assuming you don't get splattered while kiting it around?

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  • PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    Houn wrote: »
    cB557 wrote: »
    Borderlands feels more like Halo style
    Noooooope
    nope

    I can accurately describe Borderlands.

    You know how in MMOs, sometimes you'll go exploring and find an area way above your level, and if you try to kill the things there, all you can do is plink away at them for single digit damage and it takes like 10min to kill a single enemy assuming you don't get splattered while kiting it around?

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    Except rather than one enemy it's ten enemies and it's not plinking it's rockets and fire and lightning and bullets flying everywhere. Kiting? No, you're dancing through the flame because there's no clean path to run. It is the most glorious chaos. And then it ends and you're standing on top of the pile of the vanquished, and you grab the shiny new toy. And it does something silly like shoot rockets than blow up into chain lightning and to reload you throw the thing at an enemy's face where it explodes and then a new one teleports into your hand ready to do it all again. But since that would be boring, you teleport into the middle of another wave of enemies and phase in and KABOOOOOOM they all go running on fire and you're unloading guns blazing, the middle of a storm of madness and death and awesome. And then you die because you were riding the rush and adrenaline and got in too deep.

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  • CorpekataCorpekata Registered User regular
    I think Borderlands only feels "plinky" at the early levels of the game when you've got like 2 basic weapons and like 1 skill point. Which is admittedly a bit of a problem, though it's something a lot of action-RPGs suffer from. But it's not near the whole experience.

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  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Naah, there's some really bad scaling curves in the later playthroughs. though it evens out a little once you top out, level-wise.

    Still fun though.

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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Holy shit, you guys. Her Story is pretty great. It's the first game since Fez that had me keeping a notebook that looked like the scribblings of a mad man. So amazingly satisfying to piece things together.

    It's a better second season of True Detective than the actual second season of True Detective.

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  • an_altan_alt Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Alright, @CorriganX, my tournament scores are together.
    Bulletstorm - 1565
    Pinball FX2 - 7,798,880
    Monaco - pass
    One Way Heroics - DDDD*
    Bejewelled - 36200 http://i.imgur.com/vX3CHlg.png
    Audiosurf - 59288
    Spelunky - pass
    Trackmania - 41:36

    Screenshots are on my profile, but I'm pretty sure I won't be up on a podium.

    *I didn't get a screenshot of this run. The one posted is my much better second run.

    Couldn't get back into the feel of Pinball, which was disappointing since it was the only game on the list I'd spent any real time on. Trackmania was a lot of fun as was the bit of the Bulletstorm campaign I tried.

    My personal highlight was going into One Way Heroics completely blind. I died talking to people in the castle, not realizing that I needed to move to right to stay alive.

    Thank you to everyone who helped put the tournament together. I really don't want to see the final rankings, but it was a lot of fun.

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  • MudzgutMudzgut OhioRegistered User regular
    CorriganX wrote: »
    last reminder for the tournament, if you havent finished your games and sent me the scores, you have just over 24 hours to do so! It ends tomorrow at midnight EST.

    Still missing scores from:

    After monday we'll be calculating points, and if we have a tie the tiebreaker will be announced. Good luck to everyone still left to play. <3

    And the 29th sneaks up on me faster than I thought it would after being fully and utterly sucked into ARK.
    Hopefully work doesn't beat me up too much and I can try to run myself through these in time, if not, it's my loss for being so distracted by Dino Friends! (Which I can't really regret, been having WAY too much fun...)

    Ah well - let's see what tomorrow evening brings.

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  • HeatwaveHeatwave Come, now, and walk the path of explosions with me!Registered User regular
    I just want to add that post game monster in Borderlands 2 was impossible for me to beat.

    I know I probably should have asked for some co op help, but I'm kind of stubborn and want to do these things on my own.

    Not to say I haven't enjoyed the co op in Borderlands 2. It was great! All the co op games I've played with members on this forum have been great. But just hate having to organize a specific time to play.

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