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  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    guys guys there's lots of excellent reasons to lol murrica we don't need to pick on piddly Fox-News-Daytime-Programming bullshit like paying for phds

    for example, the great state of Techas is going to spend shitloads of money to dig a hole to store gold in because they are afraid Obama is gonna take it away

    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/cafe/with-eye-on-fiscal-armageddon-texas-set-to-repatriate-its-gold-to-new-texas-fort-know

    this great idea brought to you by the same voting public who lost their state education system tens of millions because they forced it to put 5% of its trust in gold bullion

    Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

    WHAT?

    cB557Nova_CBlameless Cleric
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    liberal arts is a terribly inefficient way to give someone a vocational education
    which is why I am starting the international barista university

    get your student loans now, places are filling up fast

    as are the cups of coffee

    but not too fast, there's a technique to it

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
    ChanusAManFromEarth
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    out of curiosity I went to see whether singapore polytechnic added a barista course, and it turns out that they actually did, but it's just a $850 8x3hour short course (of which the national trades union congress will pay $250)

    It'll be OK, BC, I've had that error before too.

    took me a moment...

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    AManFromEarthMortious
  • milskimilski UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    Sometimes though.

    Some kraft singles is what I really want on my burger.

    It's gotta be like a bottom tier Costco patty.

    Generic bun.

    Two slices of kraft let's get dangerous.

    My friend in college was moving out and didn't want to buy more groceries for a week, so he started making "poverty sandwiches."

    It was two slices of untoasted bread with a slice of toasted bread in the middle. Sometimes he'd get fancy and toast two of the slices of bread, and put the untoasted slice in the middle.

    You can't write me off like that! You're just a voice, pal! You don't know a DAMN THING ABOUT RACING!!
    AiouaApothe0sisPLAbowen
  • descdesc the '87 stick up kids Registered User regular
    downloading the elite: dangerous demo for xbone

    gonna test out the pew pews

    surrealitycheck
  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    america is bad

    europe is better

    in ur face obama

    Europe doesn't even have a president.

    I hear some of your states don't use the same money as the others?

    This is no way to run a country.

    I have some bad news about Texas...

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
    RiemannLives
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    6ns78qybs45c.jpg

    i'd give up my tax dollars to study that

    look at that cheese

    we can't get cheese like that here enless we pay McDolans 50 cents a slice

    50 cents

    Good.

    Processed cheese is abominable shit.

    n-no!!!!!

    orange american cheeze owns i luv it Q_Q

    obF2Wuw.png
    Apothe0sis
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Cleric you are the best thank you <3

    Shivahn on
    ElldrenBlameless ClerictyrannusHarry Dresden
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    6ns78qybs45c.jpg

    i'd give up my tax dollars to study that

    look at that cheese

    we can't get cheese like that here enless we pay McDolans 50 cents a slice

    50 cents

    For just 25 cents per slice I'll mail you as many packages as you'd like. Don't worry about the cost of refrigerated shipment, I'm pretty sure kraft singles cannot actually spoil.

    we have kraft singles

    but they aren't like that

    the colour is different, the texture is different, the taste is different

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • milskimilski UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    out of curiosity I went to see whether singapore polytechnic added a barista course, and it turns out that they actually did, but it's just a $850 8x3hour short course (of which the national trades union congress will pay $250)

    It'll be OK, BC, I've had that error before too.

    took me a moment...

    I'm glad somebody appreciated my joke. It's hard work crafting the finest quality shitposts.

    You can't write me off like that! You're just a voice, pal! You don't know a DAMN THING ABOUT RACING!!
    PLA
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    people voting on the disposal of small pension or investment funds is pretty dumb in an age of index funds

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  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    *screams* The forums is being insane for me

    Or possibly my keyboard????

    Every time I hit the back button it decides I meant to go back in the browser

    Every time I try to quote someone it quotes a random post from the page but not the one I wanted

    Help
    don't worry I got this
    h4B41203A

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    ronyashrykeemnmnmeRiemannLivesjakobaggerInfamyDeferredPLATL DR
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    what is the maximum of science tho?

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    guys guys there's lots of excellent reasons to lol murrica we don't need to pick on piddly Fox-News-Daytime-Programming bullshit like paying for phds

    for example, the great state of Techas is going to spend shitloads of money to dig a hole to store gold in because they are afraid Obama is gonna take it away

    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/cafe/with-eye-on-fiscal-armageddon-texas-set-to-repatriate-its-gold-to-new-texas-fort-know

    this great idea brought to you by the same voting public who lost their state education system tens of millions because they forced it to put 5% of its trust in gold bullion

    Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

    WHAT?

    It's the University of Texas not the school system as a whole

    but the same extremely popular (in Texas) brand of fucktardedness is behind it as the "oooh them yankies are coming fer our goooooooooold"

    http://www.forbes.com/sites/robertlenzner/2011/04/17/university-of-texas-endowment-holds-1-billion-gold-5-of-its-portfolio/

  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    6ns78qybs45c.jpg

    i'd give up my tax dollars to study that

    look at that cheese

    we can't get cheese like that here enless we pay McDolans 50 cents a slice

    50 cents

    Good.

    Processed cheese is abominable shit.

    n-no!!!!!

    orange american cheeze owns i luv it Q_Q

    Put real cheese on burgers.

    Burgers deserve better then american cheese.

    Blameless Cleric
  • CoinageCoinage The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter Registered User regular
    I actually bought these sunglasses and I am going to wear them on my family vacation in 2 weeks.

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00DJUDN16
    I'm afraid the anime...is terminal.

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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    this applies even when it's norway voting on ethical investment, tbh

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  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    what is the maximum of science tho?
    antimatter plasma railguns

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  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    BC, do you do a comic strip? Because if not, you totally should.

    I know that I have the artistic skill to do one at the point, as well as the like... fast..ness.., but I genuinely don't have an idea and I'm not really interested in just doing a diary one. I'm not witty enough.

    I'd do one if someone else with a similar level of genuine motivation would write it, but I've never found anybody actually willing to do that when they realized what kind of work would be necessary

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Cleric you are the best thank you <3

    srsly awesome

    <3 Cleric!

    fuck gendered marketing
    shrykeBlameless Cleric
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Can

    Can we organize a citizen's militia to invade Texas and take its gold?

    Lh96QHG.png
    RiemannLivesHarry DresdenElldrenGimPLA
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    6ns78qybs45c.jpg

    i'd give up my tax dollars to study that

    look at that cheese

    we can't get cheese like that here enless we pay McDolans 50 cents a slice

    50 cents

    Good.

    Processed cheese is abominable shit.

    n-no!!!!!

    orange american cheeze owns i luv it Q_Q

    Put real cheese on burgers.

    Burgers deserve better then american cheese.

    NO

    AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    obF2Wuw.png
    Apothe0sis
  • ChanusChanus Ribbit! Registered User regular
    Can

    Can we organize a citizen's militia to invade Texas and take its gold?

    THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU FOOL

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong I resent your generic comment and will report it Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    6ns78qybs45c.jpg

    i'd give up my tax dollars to study that

    look at that cheese

    we can't get cheese like that here enless we pay McDolans 50 cents a slice

    50 cents

    For just 25 cents per slice I'll mail you as many packages as you'd like. Don't worry about the cost of refrigerated shipment, I'm pretty sure kraft singles cannot actually spoil.

    we have kraft singles

    but they aren't like that

    the colour is different, the texture is different, the taste is different

    You don't get the neon orange shit that liquefies at 1 degree above room temperature?

    I'd picket the local kraft office

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
    surrealitycheckApothe0sis
  • descdesc the '87 stick up kids Registered User regular
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    i’m the bonglord

    ChanussurrealitycheckthatassemblyguyApothe0siscB557Gim
  • jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    In Denmark, all students from high school and onwards get paid a monthly stipend (in addition to the education itself being completely free)

    Most people also work, but it is theoretically possible to live on the stipend alone if you're really frugal and lucky. Easier somewhere outside Copenhagen.

    And Denmark does okay.

    bgg / steam / goodreads / Bnet: Bygasto#2537
    Blameless ClericHarry Dresdenbowen
  • CoinageCoinage The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter Registered User regular
    Anyway, there's no need to argue when I have the solution for all our education problems right here
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    Donkey KongsurrealitycheckP10cB557Apothe0sis
  • ChanusChanus Ribbit! Registered User regular
    desc

    if that isn't a bong

    then i don't even know what it is

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    TL DR
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Can

    Can we organize a citizen's militia to invade Texas and take its gold?

    THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU FOOL

    AVENGERS, ASSEMBLE

    Lh96QHG.png
    Harry Dresden
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    jakobagger wrote: »
    In Denmark, all students from high school and onwards get paid a monthly stipend (in addition to the education itself being completely free)

    Most people also work, but it is theoretically possible to live on the stipend alone if you're really frugal and lucky. Easier somewhere outside Copenhagen.

    And Denmark does okay.

    no denmark is a meteorite-scarred hellhole

    i know this because i talked to a danish person once his name was jesper and he wrote this:
    jesper wrote:
    i made cousin had epi pen, made CRYSIS stabbed in ass yell MAXIMUM SPEED and went into anal shock

    surrealitycheck on
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    jakobaggerApothe0sisBlameless ClericKadoken
  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    BC, do you do a comic strip? Because if not, you totally should.

    I know that I have the artistic skill to do one at the point, as well as the like... fast..ness.., but I genuinely don't have an idea and I'm not really interested in just doing a diary one. I'm not witty enough.

    I'd do one if someone else with a similar level of genuine motivation would write it, but I've never found anybody actually willing to do that when they realized what kind of work would be necessary

    Help and Advice forum.

    And I don't mean go there and ask them for help.

    Just trawl through some of the OPs for ideas.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
    knitdanBlameless ClericHappylilElf
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Palmer Luckey is TOO FUCKING SMART for his own good.

    and he's only 22

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    6ns78qybs45c.jpg

    i'd give up my tax dollars to study that

    look at that cheese

    we can't get cheese like that here enless we pay McDolans 50 cents a slice

    50 cents

    For just 25 cents per slice I'll mail you as many packages as you'd like. Don't worry about the cost of refrigerated shipment, I'm pretty sure kraft singles cannot actually spoil.

    we have kraft singles

    but they aren't like that

    the colour is different, the texture is different, the taste is different

    You don't get the neon orange shit that liquefies at 1 degree above room temperature?

    I'd picket the local kraft office

    nope, it is a very pale yellow

    it liquefies quickly but it is less firm in its liquefied state

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong I resent your generic comment and will report it Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    I'm way smarter than hugh laurie it's basically a human rights violation that I am not allowed to practice medicine



    they make me wear this
    <-----


    What is this, nazi germany?

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
    CoinageNova_CApothe0sisP10PLA
  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    6ns78qybs45c.jpg

    i'd give up my tax dollars to study that

    look at that cheese

    we can't get cheese like that here enless we pay McDolans 50 cents a slice

    50 cents

    For just 25 cents per slice I'll mail you as many packages as you'd like. Don't worry about the cost of refrigerated shipment, I'm pretty sure kraft singles cannot actually spoil.

    we have kraft singles

    but they aren't like that

    the colour is different, the texture is different, the taste is different

    Maybe yours are cheese!

    Ours are "pasteurized prepared cheese product"

    (aka NOT CHEESE)

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
    Elldren
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    btw some of u might htink im being "ironic" but i genuinely fucking love fake orange cheeze

    obF2Wuw.png
    Apothe0sisHappylilElf
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    6ns78qybs45c.jpg

    i'd give up my tax dollars to study that

    look at that cheese

    we can't get cheese like that here enless we pay McDolans 50 cents a slice

    50 cents

    Good.

    Processed cheese is abominable shit.

    n-no!!!!!

    orange american cheeze owns i luv it Q_Q

    Put real cheese on burgers.

    Burgers deserve better then american cheese.

    Without something bad to blunt the flavors of a seasoned, medium-rare patty, burgers would be too tasty. Dangerously tasty.

    -mqc.jpg

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    denmark is small and stole our barmaid to make her a princess

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    I had an idea for a comic about a cave woman and a robot who travel through time fighting evil

    I call it ATOM and Eve

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    PLA
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