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Babby's first [chat].

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    this game is terrible.

    Keep going, I have faith in the vodka you!

    I have no faith in you.

    http://www.ign.com/faqs/2002/battlemaniacs-game-genie-codes-373019

  • OrphaneOrphane There will be Light. Registered User regular
    we all know how this ends

    due will be a sobbing, broken wreck

    there is no getting off mr. bone's wild ride

    Gim
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Evil Multifarious

    There is this Danish dramedy on Netflix called 'Rita,' in which the titular character is a caring yet cantankerous schoolteacher and single mom.

    The current story arc involves her bad-boy lover, Said, a Paki immigrant with a shaved head.

    Every time they have sex I turn to the girlfriend and say, "Rita's gonna make a bad, bald decision."

    i don't know if i could ever have sex with someone named Rita

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Damn, early 90s game design, why so cruel?

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    emnmnmeGim
  • knitdanknitdan Oh no Too much hunnyRegistered User regular
    I had a goose egg for breakfast this morning and holy hell these farts are so sulphurous I'm worried they're going to set off the smoke detector

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
    emnmnmeGim
  • GimGim a quietly erotic life Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Damn, early 90s game design, why so cruel?

    They were still stuck in an 80s "We want your quarters, all of them" arcade mentality.

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Any other terrible difficult hard NES games that make a man question his worth?

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Any other terrible difficult hard NES games that make a man question his worth?

    Contra
    Mega Man 2
    Castlevania

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx And I said, hol up Registered User regular
    Any other terrible difficult hard NES games that make a man question his worth?

    Ikari Warriors

    Make. Time.
    Gim
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    this chat is terminal

    i want to chat but this one is about to explode

    i will catch you cats on the flipside i guess

    geth don't you dare give me the next chat

    if i am given it, i relinquish the chat to the backup

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx And I said, hol up Registered User regular
    Actually if you haven't been playing NES games with some sort of regularity they're all going to kick your ass.

    Make. Time.
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular


    switched to double dragon. because i can only run into pink walls for so long.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Ghosts'N'Goblins

  • GimGim a quietly erotic life Registered User regular
    Ghosts'N'Goblins

    Ooo yeah, that's a nice and hard one.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Ghosts'N'Goblins

    Ooo yeah, that's a nice and hard one.

    Was there a Gradius game on the NES or was there only Salamander?

  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    So we got burgled today. The next couple of days are going to be so much fun.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    So we got burgled today. The next couple of days are going to be so much fun.
    that sucks

    did they only take ham?

    if so, I know who did it

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    The NES TMNT game is hard as hell

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
    Apothe0sisIncenjucar
  • GimGim a quietly erotic life Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Ghosts'N'Goblins

    Ooo yeah, that's a nice and hard one.

    Was there a Gradius game on the NES or was there only Salamander?

    The first Gradius was released on everything, including the NES, toaster ovens, and most Etch-a-Sketches.

  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Mortious wrote: »
    So we got burgled today. The next couple of days are going to be so much fun.
    that sucks

    did they only take ham?

    if so, I know who did it

    They took all our apple devices, so I suspect syndalis. He always looked swifty.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
    syndalisGimApothe0sisemnmnmeshryke
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    http://www.macrumors.com/2015/06/21/apple-will-pay-artists-free-trial/

    So I guess the bad PR was going to cost Apple more than giving artists money for a few months.

    So TaySway better be putting that 1989 on Apple Music I guess.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • knitdanknitdan Oh no Too much hunnyRegistered User regular
    I suspect Bilbo Baggins. New Zealand's most famous burglar.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
    GimApothe0sis
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    according to my trip computer i have avg'd 26mpg total... better on the highway but let's go with this to be conservative. my car thinks it has 96 miles left in it at that rate, so 3.7 gallons

    i have to drive 77 miles to cheyenne tomorrow

    i also have a dollar-per-gallon discount (for one use)...

    is saving three dollars worth the risk of running out of fuel on i-25

    probably not, but

    the savings, khajiit...

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    http://www.macrumors.com/2015/06/21/apple-will-pay-artists-free-trial/

    So I guess the bad PR was going to cost Apple more than giving artists money for a few months.

    So TaySway better be putting that 1989 on Apple Music I guess.

    Apple can afford it.

    Gimshryke
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    http://www.macrumors.com/2015/06/21/apple-will-pay-artists-free-trial/

    So I guess the bad PR was going to cost Apple more than giving artists money for a few months.

    So TaySway better be putting that 1989 on Apple Music I guess.

    Apple can afford it.

    They totally can.

    I still don't think it was the right call, but either way it's academic at this point. If anyone in the music industry is still complaining about the deal they are getting from Apple Music at this point they are probably mentally deficient.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
    Apothe0sis
  • knitdanknitdan Oh no Too much hunnyRegistered User regular
    Did anyone watch the U.S. Open this weekend?

    Holy crap that was the ugliest gold course I've ever seen on television.

    Not being a golf aficionado, I suspect "links style course" must be code for "uglier than a mud fence."

    Also there is a high traffic train track alongside the 18th hole. Great design, fellas.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Gonna try ghost and goblins.

    are PA people viewing or are they twitch people? i'm afraid.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    It never ceases to tickle me that having insisted Apple put DRM on itunes stuff the music industry struck a devil's bargain as it meant no one would ever leave iTunes, which they ended up hating anyway.

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong I resent your generic comment and will report it Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    according to my trip computer i have avg'd 26mpg total... better on the highway but let's go with this to be conservative. my car thinks it has 96 miles left in it at that rate, so 3.7 gallons

    i have to drive 77 miles to cheyenne tomorrow

    i also have a dollar-per-gallon discount (for one use)...

    is saving three dollars worth the risk of running out of fuel on i-25

    probably not, but

    the savings, khajiit...

    You'll probably be fine. There's usually a whole extra gallon after E in a car.

    Alternately, fill up with like, one gallon?

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    my mother always insisted that it was bad for your car to drive with the tank too close to empty as the lower the level gets the more the tank is full of crud compared to the volume of petrol

    I don't know if it's true and never followed her advice anyway

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    This thread is no longer active, and will be recycled.
    On average, this thread was careening by at warp 2

    @knitdan will create the new thread
    @surrealitycheck is backup

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