Work also offered to get in breakfast for people arriving at nine, but given it's basically going to be me and ten people on their second day of fasting it seemed like that would just be awkward.
Work also offered to get in breakfast for people arriving at nine, but given it's basically going to be me and ten people on their second day of fasting it seemed like that would just be awkward.
this just means you can eat all the best pastries and ignore the crap ones
Work also offered to get in breakfast for people arriving at nine, but given it's basically going to be me and ten people on their second day of fasting it seemed like that would just be awkward.
It sounds like a prime chance for the world largest doggie bag
Work also offered to get in breakfast for people arriving at nine, but given it's basically going to be me and ten people on their second day of fasting it seemed like that would just be awkward.
It sounds like a prime chance for the world largest doggie bag
Once I went with some other graduate students and some visiting prospectives to a restaurant where we theoretically had a $60 per person budget for food. But, like, it was pretty cheap, so there was no way anyone was going to spend that much.
Everyone else ordered a main, maybe shared an app, got a soda. I followed up by ordering until we hit our limit.
It didn't even all fit on the table! My fellow grad students were so embarrassed. Idgaf, my fridge was burgeoning with Szechuan deliciousness.
She had some interesting ideas about the legal framework under which a door guard operates
I can, in fact, touch you, even push you, to get you out, but there's quite the array of paragraphs involved in that one so you'd be forgiven for not knowing it
But I'm curious as to exactly what your basis is for slapping me in the face and going "you're a security guard, you can't hit me back"
She had some interesting ideas about the legal framework under which a door guard operates
I can, in fact, touch you, even push you, to get you out, but there's quite the array of paragraphs involved in that one so you'd be forgiven for not knowing that one
But I'm curious as to exactly what your basis is for slapping me in the face and going "you're a security guard, you can't hit me back"
See, e.g., I been drinking.
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MrMisterJesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered Userregular
She actually called the place after and said I'd pushed her over and smashed her phone.
And oh my god, the contact embarrassment of what actually happened there
she refused to just leave. Normally, fuck it, I'll call the cops, tell them not to hurry, and just wait, I got time. But like, half a metre from the door? Nah. Gently pushed her out, and then she pretends to fall
it doesn't work, because A, she stopped in the middle of it because she chickened out B, because I caught her because I thought she stumbled.
I got her back on her feet. She does the same thing. A kind of... half drop to her knees. And repeat, like the world's weirdest seizure. She doesn't notice that my hand isn't even touching her arm anymore.
And then she wondered if she was gonna try to plead or argue her way back in, doesn't decide by the time she starts to speak so she does both, obviously thinks, well that didn't come out right at all, slaps me in the face, and says "you're a security guard you can't hit me back" with the pissiest expression
you are genuinely lucky I am a calm person and you're so small that I didn't feel threatened remotely, because it's really easy to grab your hands in a way that will be exceedingly painful. I said this bit in my head while just staring.
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21stCenturyCall me Pixel, or Pix for short![They/Them]Registered Userregular
The perfect way to let out frustration is when there's a group of people coming in and I'm checking IDs and trying to gauge drunkenness from faces, is to look at the third person for two seconds longer
I am getting e-mails for big petitions on change dot org.
One of them is about a dog meat festival.
Apparently some assholes in Toronto think it's cruel for chinese people to eat dog meat during a festival.
So, of course, we need to stop them and outlaw the practice of eating meat from cute animals, right?
I don't think having and acting upon a strong cultural aversion to eating dogs makes someone an asshole.
I think acting upon it is pretty asshole-y
reconize that it's just your own little cultural thing and nothing more. Don't eat dogs all you want, don't go around saying that other people shouldn't like you actually have a good reason
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Apothe0sisHave you ever questioned the nature of your reality?Registered Userregular
The perfect way to let out frustration is when there's a group of people coming in and I'm checking IDs and trying to gauge drunkenness from faces, is to look at the third person for two seconds longer
they get so nervous it's great
/reads all of abdhy's posts for two seconds longer before moving on/reacting or replying
The perfect way to let out frustration is when there's a group of people coming in and I'm checking IDs and trying to gauge drunkenness from faces, is to look at the third person for two seconds longer
they get so nervous it's great
/reads all of abdhy's posts for two seconds longer before moving on/reacting or replying
I am a column of basalt. I cannot be flapped.
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Apothe0sisHave you ever questioned the nature of your reality?Registered Userregular
The perfect way to let out frustration is when there's a group of people coming in and I'm checking IDs and trying to gauge drunkenness from faces, is to look at the third person for two seconds longer
they get so nervous it's great
/reads all of abdhy's posts for two seconds longer before moving on/reacting or replying
I am a column of basalt. I cannot be flapped.
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Noted.
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Orphanerivers of redthat run to seaRegistered Userregular
The perfect way to let out frustration is when there's a group of people coming in and I'm checking IDs and trying to gauge drunkenness from faces, is to look at the third person for two seconds longer
they get so nervous it's great
/reads all of abdhy's posts for two seconds longer before moving on/reacting or replying
Did a guy in a bad mustache show up? Was he a rejected artist and war hero?
Don't vote for him, guys.
It could be Hitler.
Nonsnarky answer, the ruling party managed to actually win votes and become the biggest party, which is pretty rare in 21st century European parliamentary elections, but overall some people left the left coalition to the right, and those who went to the right overwhelmingly went with the openly xenofobic assholes party instead of the more centric traditional rightwing party.
Leaves it in a situation where the xenofobes might actually take power.
They have their populist anti-immigration dudes in the centre, as opposed to us who have them out on the edge of the right wing
and centrist parties are way more often in a position to get more stuff through than their representation would suggest, due to being able to trade horses with both sides, instead of everyone being to the right or left of you
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DF continues to rise, and is now for the first time ever the biggest party right of centre
They say they don't want to be part of the government though, I guess they know responsibility would be bad for their strategy of populism and pathos-based protest
They have their populist anti-immigration dudes in the centre, as opposed to us who have them out on the edge of the right wing
and centrist parties are way more often in a position to get more stuff through than their representation would suggest, due to being able to trade horses with both sides, instead of everyone being to the right or left of you
DF aren't actually in the centre, whatever they say
But a lot of the other parties have been trying to keep up with them on the strict immigration law racist shitwizard rhetoric and policy
which is depressing, and as seen in this election is not how you win voters back from DF apparently. They just continue to grow.
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this just means you can eat all the best pastries and ignore the crap ones
that explains why the halal stall was closed
@desc swole me right now
It sounds like a prime chance for the world largest doggie bag
Jesus my poor sleep schedule. Although it does just feel right to stay awake after work. It just feels better.
The problem is when you're working that other kind of 9 to 4
current count is at one, two more shifts to go
sort of terrible drunks
Once I went with some other graduate students and some visiting prospectives to a restaurant where we theoretically had a $60 per person budget for food. But, like, it was pretty cheap, so there was no way anyone was going to spend that much.
Everyone else ordered a main, maybe shared an app, got a soda. I followed up by ordering until we hit our limit.
It didn't even all fit on the table! My fellow grad students were so embarrassed. Idgaf, my fridge was burgeoning with Szechuan deliciousness.
I can, in fact, touch you, even push you, to get you out, but there's quite the array of paragraphs involved in that one so you'd be forgiven for not knowing it
But I'm curious as to exactly what your basis is for slapping me in the face and going "you're a security guard, you can't hit me back"
i would say that it's my favorite part of being stressed
there aren't that many other good things about it
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
See, e.g., I been drinking.
stop ruining my pithy observation, you monster
later gaters
I am getting e-mails for big petitions on change dot org.
One of them is about a dog meat festival.
Apparently some assholes in Toronto think it's cruel for chinese people to eat dog meat during a festival.
So, of course, we need to stop them and outlaw the practice of eating meat from cute animals, right?
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And oh my god, the contact embarrassment of what actually happened there
she refused to just leave. Normally, fuck it, I'll call the cops, tell them not to hurry, and just wait, I got time. But like, half a metre from the door? Nah. Gently pushed her out, and then she pretends to fall
it doesn't work, because A, she stopped in the middle of it because she chickened out B, because I caught her because I thought she stumbled.
I got her back on her feet. She does the same thing. A kind of... half drop to her knees. And repeat, like the world's weirdest seizure. She doesn't notice that my hand isn't even touching her arm anymore.
And then she wondered if she was gonna try to plead or argue her way back in, doesn't decide by the time she starts to speak so she does both, obviously thinks, well that didn't come out right at all, slaps me in the face, and says "you're a security guard you can't hit me back" with the pissiest expression
you are genuinely lucky I am a calm person and you're so small that I didn't feel threatened remotely, because it's really easy to grab your hands in a way that will be exceedingly painful. I said this bit in my head while just staring.
How so?
Did a guy in a bad mustache show up? Was he a rejected artist and war hero?
Don't vote for him, guys.
It could be Hitler.
Check out my site, the Bismuth Heart | My Twitter
Looks cool.
Check out my site, the Bismuth Heart | My Twitter
er, what?
Hitler was a WW1 military postman wasn't he.
they get so nervous it's great
I think acting upon it is pretty asshole-y
reconize that it's just your own little cultural thing and nothing more. Don't eat dogs all you want, don't go around saying that other people shouldn't like you actually have a good reason
/reads all of abdhy's posts for two seconds longer before moving on/reacting or replying
I am a column of basalt. I cannot be flapped.
..
Noted.
/stares at this post for 3 seconds
Nonsnarky answer, the ruling party managed to actually win votes and become the biggest party, which is pretty rare in 21st century European parliamentary elections, but overall some people left the left coalition to the right, and those who went to the right overwhelmingly went with the openly xenofobic assholes party instead of the more centric traditional rightwing party.
Leaves it in a situation where the xenofobes might actually take power.
and centrist parties are way more often in a position to get more stuff through than their representation would suggest, due to being able to trade horses with both sides, instead of everyone being to the right or left of you
Also, the party that was third in votes will get the prime ministership
Parliamentarism!
DF continues to rise, and is now for the first time ever the biggest party right of centre
They say they don't want to be part of the government though, I guess they know responsibility would be bad for their strategy of populism and pathos-based protest
No. But maybe stop skinning the dogs while they are still alive.
DF aren't actually in the centre, whatever they say
But a lot of the other parties have been trying to keep up with them on the strict immigration law racist shitwizard rhetoric and policy
which is depressing, and as seen in this election is not how you win voters back from DF apparently. They just continue to grow.