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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Fighting The Rising Odds Registered User, Moderator mod
    Is that Laurie Penny in the last picture?

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Work also offered to get in breakfast for people arriving at nine, but given it's basically going to be me and ten people on their second day of fasting it seemed like that would just be awkward.

    Mojo_Jojo
  • GimGim a quietly erotic life Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    (i did not office party)

    "Hey guys, who wants to check out these new airhorns I just bought?"

    "I'm testing these subwoofers' resiliance when exposed to dubstep"

    "Free oyster juice shots!"

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Work also offered to get in breakfast for people arriving at nine, but given it's basically going to be me and ten people on their second day of fasting it seemed like that would just be awkward.

    this just means you can eat all the best pastries and ignore the crap ones

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
    GimMrMisterMojo_Jojo
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    oh, ramadan, right

    that explains why the halal stall was closed

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    11hr work shift and then deadlifts at the gym.

    @desc swole me right now

    TL DR
  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Work also offered to get in breakfast for people arriving at nine, but given it's basically going to be me and ten people on their second day of fasting it seemed like that would just be awkward.

    It sounds like a prime chance for the world largest doggie bag

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
    ronyaApothe0sisMrMister
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    fasting people on ramadan do eat after sunset...

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  • MrMisterMrMister A pup must first get in the water to be successful as a seal!Registered User regular
    My favorite part about being stressed is all the compulsive eating, said no one ever

    Apothe0sisjakobaggerGimAresProphet
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Woah almost fell asleep for a bit.

    Jesus my poor sleep schedule. Although it does just feel right to stay awake after work. It just feels better.

    The problem is when you're working that other kind of 9 to 4

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    MrMisterjakobagger
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    also, bets are open on how many people will slap and or punch abd in the face this weekend

    current count is at one, two more shifts to go

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    young girls are

    sort of terrible drunks

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  • MrMisterMrMister A pup must first get in the water to be successful as a seal!Registered User regular
    SanderJK wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Work also offered to get in breakfast for people arriving at nine, but given it's basically going to be me and ten people on their second day of fasting it seemed like that would just be awkward.

    It sounds like a prime chance for the world largest doggie bag

    Once I went with some other graduate students and some visiting prospectives to a restaurant where we theoretically had a $60 per person budget for food. But, like, it was pretty cheap, so there was no way anyone was going to spend that much.

    Everyone else ordered a main, maybe shared an app, got a soda. I followed up by ordering until we hit our limit.

    It didn't even all fit on the table! My fellow grad students were so embarrassed. Idgaf, my fridge was burgeoning with Szechuan deliciousness.

    kedinikshryke
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    She had some interesting ideas about the legal framework under which a door guard operates

    I can, in fact, touch you, even push you, to get you out, but there's quite the array of paragraphs involved in that one so you'd be forgiven for not knowing it

    But I'm curious as to exactly what your basis is for slapping me in the face and going "you're a security guard, you can't hit me back"

    Abdhyius on
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    MrMisterTL DR
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    My favorite part about being stressed is all the compulsive eating, said no one ever

    i would say that it's my favorite part of being stressed

    there aren't that many other good things about it

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
    AresProphet
  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    She had some interesting ideas about the legal framework under which a door guard operates

    I can, in fact, touch you, even push you, to get you out, but there's quite the array of paragraphs involved in that one so you'd be forgiven for not knowing that one

    But I'm curious as to exactly what your basis is for slapping me in the face and going "you're a security guard, you can't hit me back"

    See, e.g., I been drinking.

    Eddy
  • MrMisterMrMister A pup must first get in the water to be successful as a seal!Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    My favorite part about being stressed is all the compulsive eating, said no one ever

    i would say that it's my favorite part of being stressed

    there aren't that many other good things about it

    stop ruining my pithy observation, you monster

    jakobagger
  • MrMisterMrMister A pup must first get in the water to be successful as a seal!Registered User regular
    and now I am become bed

    later gaters

  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    LOL.

    I am getting e-mails for big petitions on change dot org.

    One of them is about a dog meat festival.

    Apparently some assholes in Toronto think it's cruel for chinese people to eat dog meat during a festival.

    So, of course, we need to stop them and outlaw the practice of eating meat from cute animals, right?

  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Yikes Danish elections have gone super racist

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
    jakobaggerMojo_Jojo
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    She actually called the place after and said I'd pushed her over and smashed her phone.

    And oh my god, the contact embarrassment of what actually happened there

    she refused to just leave. Normally, fuck it, I'll call the cops, tell them not to hurry, and just wait, I got time. But like, half a metre from the door? Nah. Gently pushed her out, and then she pretends to fall

    it doesn't work, because A, she stopped in the middle of it because she chickened out B, because I caught her because I thought she stumbled.


    I got her back on her feet. She does the same thing. A kind of... half drop to her knees. And repeat, like the world's weirdest seizure. She doesn't notice that my hand isn't even touching her arm anymore.

    And then she wondered if she was gonna try to plead or argue her way back in, doesn't decide by the time she starts to speak so she does both, obviously thinks, well that didn't come out right at all, slaps me in the face, and says "you're a security guard you can't hit me back" with the pissiest expression

    you are genuinely lucky I am a calm person and you're so small that I didn't feel threatened remotely, because it's really easy to grab your hands in a way that will be exceedingly painful. I said this bit in my head while just staring.

    Abdhyius on
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    SanderJK wrote: »
    Yikes Danish elections have gone super racist

    How so?

    Did a guy in a bad mustache show up? Was he a rejected artist and war hero?

    Don't vote for him, guys.

    It could be Hitler.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Stress is good. In moderate amounts. Stress is energy.

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    By the by, Abdhy, i saw a picture of a 3D gun you made.

    Looks cool.

    Abdhyius
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    SanderJK wrote: »
    Yikes Danish elections have gone super racist

    er, what?

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  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    SanderJK wrote: »
    Yikes Danish elections have gone super racist

    How so?

    Did a guy in a bad mustache show up? Was he a rejected artist and war hero?

    Don't vote for him, guys.

    It could be Hitler.

    Hitler was a WW1 military postman wasn't he.

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    LOL.

    I am getting e-mails for big petitions on change dot org.

    One of them is about a dog meat festival.

    Apparently some assholes in Toronto think it's cruel for chinese people to eat dog meat during a festival.

    So, of course, we need to stop them and outlaw the practice of eating meat from cute animals, right?
    I don't think having and acting upon a strong cultural aversion to eating dogs makes someone an asshole.

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    The perfect way to let out frustration is when there's a group of people coming in and I'm checking IDs and trying to gauge drunkenness from faces, is to look at the third person for two seconds longer

    they get so nervous it's great

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    LOL.

    I am getting e-mails for big petitions on change dot org.

    One of them is about a dog meat festival.

    Apparently some assholes in Toronto think it's cruel for chinese people to eat dog meat during a festival.

    So, of course, we need to stop them and outlaw the practice of eating meat from cute animals, right?
    I don't think having and acting upon a strong cultural aversion to eating dogs makes someone an asshole.

    I think acting upon it is pretty asshole-y

    reconize that it's just your own little cultural thing and nothing more. Don't eat dogs all you want, don't go around saying that other people shouldn't like you actually have a good reason

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    21stCenturyPLA
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    The perfect way to let out frustration is when there's a group of people coming in and I'm checking IDs and trying to gauge drunkenness from faces, is to look at the third person for two seconds longer

    they get so nervous it's great

    /reads all of abdhy's posts for two seconds longer before moving on/reacting or replying

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    The perfect way to let out frustration is when there's a group of people coming in and I'm checking IDs and trying to gauge drunkenness from faces, is to look at the third person for two seconds longer

    they get so nervous it's great

    /reads all of abdhy's posts for two seconds longer before moving on/reacting or replying

    I am a column of basalt. I cannot be flapped.

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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    The perfect way to let out frustration is when there's a group of people coming in and I'm checking IDs and trying to gauge drunkenness from faces, is to look at the third person for two seconds longer

    they get so nervous it's great

    /reads all of abdhy's posts for two seconds longer before moving on/reacting or replying

    I am a column of basalt. I cannot be flapped.
    .
    ..
    Noted.

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • OrphaneOrphane There will be Light. Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    The perfect way to let out frustration is when there's a group of people coming in and I'm checking IDs and trying to gauge drunkenness from faces, is to look at the third person for two seconds longer

    they get so nervous it's great

    /reads all of abdhy's posts for two seconds longer before moving on/reacting or replying

    /stares at this post for 3 seconds

    Apothe0sis
  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    SanderJK wrote: »
    Yikes Danish elections have gone super racist

    How so?

    Did a guy in a bad mustache show up? Was he a rejected artist and war hero?

    Don't vote for him, guys.

    It could be Hitler.

    Nonsnarky answer, the ruling party managed to actually win votes and become the biggest party, which is pretty rare in 21st century European parliamentary elections, but overall some people left the left coalition to the right, and those who went to the right overwhelmingly went with the openly xenofobic assholes party instead of the more centric traditional rightwing party.

    Leaves it in a situation where the xenofobes might actually take power.

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    They have their populist anti-immigration dudes in the centre, as opposed to us who have them out on the edge of the right wing

    and centrist parties are way more often in a position to get more stuff through than their representation would suggest, due to being able to trade horses with both sides, instead of everyone being to the right or left of you

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  • jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    SanderJK wrote: »
    Yikes Danish elections have gone super racist

    Also, the party that was third in votes will get the prime ministership

    Parliamentarism!

    bgg / steam / goodreads / Bnet: Bygasto#2537
  • jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    SanderJK wrote: »
    Yikes Danish elections have gone super racist

    er, what?

    DF continues to rise, and is now for the first time ever the biggest party right of centre

    They say they don't want to be part of the government though, I guess they know responsibility would be bad for their strategy of populism and pathos-based protest

    bgg / steam / goodreads / Bnet: Bygasto#2537
  • CoinageCoinage The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter Registered User regular
    Parliamentary systems are too confusing for my American mind everyone should have a simple completely broken system like we do.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    LOL.

    I am getting e-mails for big petitions on change dot org.

    One of them is about a dog meat festival.

    Apparently some assholes in Toronto think it's cruel for chinese people to eat dog meat during a festival.

    So, of course, we need to stop them and outlaw the practice of eating meat from cute animals, right?

    No. But maybe stop skinning the dogs while they are still alive.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
    Apothe0sisPLA
  • jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    They have their populist anti-immigration dudes in the centre, as opposed to us who have them out on the edge of the right wing

    and centrist parties are way more often in a position to get more stuff through than their representation would suggest, due to being able to trade horses with both sides, instead of everyone being to the right or left of you

    DF aren't actually in the centre, whatever they say

    But a lot of the other parties have been trying to keep up with them on the strict immigration law racist shitwizard rhetoric and policy

    which is depressing, and as seen in this election is not how you win voters back from DF apparently. They just continue to grow.

    bgg / steam / goodreads / Bnet: Bygasto#2537
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