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Do you think you could beat Meghan Trainor in a fistfight

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Meghan Trainor is a pop radio superstar responsible for such smash hits as All About That Bass and Dear Future Husband

    Also she is a bare knuckle boxing champion

    I have just become much, much more respectful of ms. Trainor

    listen closely to her lyrics, especially in Dear Future Husband, and that respect should dry up like a summer rain

    I mean it was a joke

    she's terrible

    she ripped off her own song on her second single

    it sounds exactly the same

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    I love how her songs sound

    I hate what her songs say

  • turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    Maybe.

    The time honored fighting style of sit on someone until they calm down hasn't failed me yet.

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  • DaypigeonDaypigeon Registered User regular
    I have been in one fistfight ever

    so I have a 100% win rate, she clearly doesn't stand a chance

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    That lady who puts out those target commercials? I'll fuck her up.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) Expert WhinerRegistered User regular
    probably not a fist fight

    but maybe a fisting fight

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  • POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMANPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN i can make this march and i will make georgia howlRegistered User regular
    fistfight probably

    tables/ladders/chairs match definitely

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    I'm not allowed to fist fight anyone on account of the extra bone in my left hand

  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    If it's the One Volume edition I'm surprised you can even hold it in one hand.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Yeah, probably

    Like, if she wanted to fistfight, I'd probably go for it

    I don't really dig her music, and sometimes fighting is fun

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I'm not allowed to fist fight anyone on account of the extra bone in my left hand

    tell me more ...

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    tynic wrote: »
    I'm not allowed to fist fight anyone on account of the extra bone in my left hand

    tell me more ...

    there is a lump of bone on top of my hand and I probably need to have surgery

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    Here's a super secret

    I only listen to shitty old punk rock records and generally hate everything released in the last 10 years except for Bob Mould's last record


    I am a COLLOSSAL Meghan Trainor fan, though

    Hey bonK what are some of your favorite shitty old punk rock records

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    I'm not allowed to fist fight anyone on account of the extra bone in my left hand

    tell me more ...

    It's a bone.

    Made out of bones.

    In his left hand.

  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    probably not

    I'm super out of shape

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Hey Knob did you ever listen to

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    tynic wrote: »
    I'm not allowed to fist fight anyone on account of the extra bone in my left hand

    tell me more ...

    there is a lump of bone on top of my hand and I probably need to have surgery

    Ok so would you say you feel more like a chimera or a mutant

    asking for my forum fanfic

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    I'm currently working on the fourth volume of my own forum fanfic loosely based on Tolstoy's War and Peace

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    tynic wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    I'm not allowed to fist fight anyone on account of the extra bone in my left hand

    tell me more ...

    there is a lump of bone on top of my hand and I probably need to have surgery

    Ok so would you say you feel more like a chimera or a mutant

    asking for my forum fanfic

    like a mutant, but from like, a grant morrisson x-men comic where being a mutant is gross and pointless

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    cool, cool
    the geebs' character redemption arc is going to slot right into the steaming gay orgy on page 91

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    In my fanfic Geebs gets eviscerated by canister shot during the Battle of Bro?dino

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    tynic wrote: »
    I'm not allowed to fist fight anyone on account of the extra bone in my left hand

    tell me more ...

    there is a lump of bone on top of my hand and I probably need to have surgery

    Isn't that just a bonespur or do you have a seperate bone there?

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    I bet I could beat Meghan Trainor in a fistfight.


    IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN



    .... actually I'm not even sure I do at this point

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    tynic wrote: »
    I'm not allowed to fist fight anyone on account of the extra bone in my left hand

    tell me more ...

    there is a lump of bone on top of my hand and I probably need to have surgery

    Isn't that just a bonespur or do you have a seperate bone there?

    it's not really, you know, a spur, but it's definitely just...extra bone

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    You mentioned surgery--is it still growing or is it just a thing where the placement makes it likely to cause you to hurt yourself someday?

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    Meghan Trainor is from Nantucket!

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    tynic wrote: »
    I'm not allowed to fist fight anyone on account of the extra bone in my left hand

    tell me more ...

    there is a lump of bone on top of my hand and I probably need to have surgery

    Isn't that just a bonespur or do you have a seperate bone there?

    it's not really, you know, a spur, but it's definitely just...extra bone

    I thought you were great in The Death of Superman

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Meghan Trainor is from Nantucket!

    And she put all her bass in a bucket

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    I'm not allowed to fist fight anyone on account of the extra bone in my left hand

    tell me more ...

    there is a lump of bone on top of my hand and I probably need to have surgery

    Isn't that just a bonespur or do you have a seperate bone there?

    it's not really, you know, a spur, but it's definitely just...extra bone

    I thought you were great in The Death of Superman

    Sounds more like a nerfed Wolverine.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    You mentioned surgery--is it still growing or is it just a thing where the placement makes it likely to cause you to hurt yourself someday?

    oh, it's definitely still growing, and I've already had it reduced via surgery once

    mostly the placement is such that it hurts to grip things and apply torque, so most of the time it's fine

  • ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    I would take literally any other pop star over Meghan Trainor in a fist fight.

    Tswift, Perry, Beyonce, Lorde (though this one might be close?); I'd be willing to bet actual real life money that any of them could fuck Meghan Trainor up.

    No wait, nevermind, Ariana Grande exists. Meghan Trainor could totally beat up Ariana Grande.

  • ShenShen Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    cool, cool
    the geebs' character redemption arc is going to slot right into the steaming gay orgy on page 91

    Is that like, of the fic or this thread? Cos if it's the latter we have a duty to make it last that long.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    there is no way that any thread in SE takes more than 20 pages to get to a gay orgy

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    I'm surprised there are so many Meghan Trainor fans in here

    I thought she was just going to be a one hit wonder

    and let's be honest, she's no Marina and the Diamonds

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I dislike violence, so I would make it quick.


    By crying and running away.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Two hits

    Me hitting Meghan Trainor

    Meghan trainor hitting the floor

    Anytime you're ready, pal.

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  • chromdomchromdom Oh yeah, I movedRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Houk wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Meghan Trainor is from Nantucket!

    And she put all her bass in a bucket

    Like this?

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    I'm surprised there are so many Meghan Trainor fans in here

    I thought she was just going to be a one hit wonder

    and let's be honest, she's no Marina and the Diamonds

    i think she's very talented and an incredible singer. i love the 50's style she's bringing back.

    but she needs to realize how damaging them songs of hers is (assuming she isn't aware of it)

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  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Finally, all my years of training coming to fruition

    I have found my destiny
    If my destiny is to wonder whether or not I have gotten good enough at kickboxing to defeat Meghan Trainor, then shrugging noncommittally and playing the new ep of Tales from the Borderlands. In which case, my life now has meaning.

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    there is no way that any thread in SE takes more than 20 pages to get to a gay orgy

    "This fanfic is totally unrealistic, I wouldn't take that long to get my pants off because I don't wear pants!"

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