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Do you think you could beat Meghan Trainor in a fistfight

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    right now I'm listening to a band I just heard of called Bully, they're pretty alright

  • hatedinamericahatedinamerica Registered User regular
    Hey I was listening to some Meghan Trainor earlier at work because Pandora doesn't know what it's doing. It was pretty good (lips are moving), then later it was terrible (dear future husbanf, ugh), so all in all I was OK with it.

    She could almost certainly kick my ass. But she'd have to catch me first!

    And I'd let her.

  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    do i have time to prepare

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    do i have time to prepare

    You do not. She caught you in the Target women's clothing department and now it's on.

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Here's a super secret

    I only listen to shitty old punk rock records and generally hate everything released in the last 10 years except for Bob Mould's last record


    I am a COLLOSSAL Meghan Trainor fan, though

    Hey bonK what are some of your favorite shitty old punk rock records

    That's a real long list

    How about what I listened to at work today

    Dead Boys - Young Loud and Snotty
    Stiff Little Fingers - Suspect Device
    X - Los Angeles
    Misfits - Static Age
    The Damned - Machine Gun Etiquette

  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    do i have time to prepare

    You do not. She caught you in the Target women's clothing department and now it's on.

    What kind of hangers are there? Scarves, purses, anything I might use for entanglement?

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    she's got no power feats that I can find scans of and I'm assuming no P or C IS so I reckon I could box her yeah

  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    she's got no power feats that I can find scans of and I'm assuming no P or C IS so I reckon I could box her yeah

    Be careful, though. Bards can really surprise you.

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    there's a star wars parody of all about that bass

    it allows you to listen to the song without the shitty, sexist lyrics

    just like word crimes

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    do i have time to prepare

    You do not. She caught you in the Target women's clothing department and now it's on.

    What kind of hangers are there? Scarves, purses, anything I might use for entanglement?
    You both have access to a full array of clothing based weapons. There are only cheap plastic hangers

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    she's got no power feats that I can find scans of and I'm assuming no P or C IS so I reckon I could box her yeah

    Be careful, though. Bards can really surprise you.

    fucking Bards

    I'll show them

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    I bite, scratch, pull hair, and gouge eyes out.

    Even if I cannot win, I will destroy my opponent in such a way that they cannot enjoy their victory.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    You guys ever seen Drive?

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I don't like fighting.

    Can I sneak away or play dead?

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    i've already beaten her in a fist fight

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    wait sorry i thought this said fish fry

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    who would win in a fight

    Meghan Trainor or Iggy Azalea

    (maximum aggression, to the death, no weapons but no restrictions)

    Solar on
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    who would win in a fight

    Meghan Trainor or Iggy Azalea

    Again, the answer is Nicki Minaj.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    who would win in a fight

    Meghan Trainor or Iggy Azalea

    Again, the answer is Nicki Minaj.

    Nicki Minaj is not part of this imaginary deathmatch, RMED!

    Christ it's like your not even paying attention to the card here!

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    You guys remember celebrity death match?

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    who would win in a fight

    Meghan Trainor or Iggy Azalea

    Again, the answer is Nicki Minaj.

    Nicki Minaj is not part of this imaginary deathmatch, RMED!

    Christ it's like your not even paying attention to the card here!

    Fine, Iggy Azalea.

    But I think it's absolutely ridiculous that in this already hypothetical scenario, Nicki Minaj can't swoop in at the last minute, perform an RKO on Iggy Azalea, pin her for three, then claim the title of WWE World Heavyweight CHampion.

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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    do i have time to prepare

    You do not. She caught you in the Target women's clothing department and now it's on.

    What kind of hangers are there? Scarves, purses, anything I might use for entanglement?
    You both have access to a full array of clothing based weapons. There are only cheap plastic hangers

    does she recognize & ratify my motion to initialize an improptu subgame of magic the gathering (using the 4 boosters i was about to purchase) which will be legally binding vis a vis determining who among us is victor

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    I don't like fighting.

    Can I sneak away or play dead?

    She's got you locked in her sights. There's no way to sneak away at this point unless you manage to lose her between racks of clothing. You might be able to pay dead though. Roll against your bluff skill.

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Solar wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    who would win in a fight

    Meghan Trainor or Iggy Azalea

    Again, the answer is Nicki Minaj.

    Nicki Minaj is not part of this imaginary deathmatch, RMED!

    Christ it's like your not even paying attention to the card here!

    Fine, Iggy Azalea.

    But I think it's absolutely ridiculous that in this already hypothetical scenario, Nicki Minaj can't swoop in at the last minute, perform an RKO on Iggy Azalea, pin her for three, then claim the title of WWE World Heavyweight CHampion.

    seriously?

    Because I am thinking Trainor would defeat the Australian Sensation, here

    I dunno she just looks sturdier

    Solar on
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    I don't like fighting.

    Can I sneak away or play dead?

    She's got you locked in her sights. There's no way to sneak away at this point unless you manage to lose her between racks of clothing. You might be able to pay dead though. Roll against your bluff skill.

    I knew taking the "raised by wild possums" background would pay off someday.

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    I don't like fighting.

    Can I sneak away or play dead?

    She's got you locked in her sights. There's no way to sneak away at this point unless you manage to lose her between racks of clothing. You might be able to pay dead though. Roll against your bluff skill.

    Whoa, now wait a second, hold on.

    Are we talking about a regular Target, or a Super Target?

    Because that drastically changes evasion tactics based on the size of the store, the types of clothing racks used, and the nearest available exit.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    do i have time to prepare

    You do not. She caught you in the Target women's clothing department and now it's on.

    What kind of hangers are there? Scarves, purses, anything I might use for entanglement?
    You both have access to a full array of clothing based weapons. There are only cheap plastic hangers

    does she recognize & ratify my motion to initialize an improptu subgame of magic the gathering (using the 4 boosters i was about to purchase) which will be legally binding vis a vis determining who among us is victor

    You open your mouth to ask but Traynor delivers a nasty right hook to your face as the first syllable comes out. Roll fortitude to see if your nose erupts into a fountain of blood.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    I don't like fighting.

    Can I sneak away or play dead?

    She's got you locked in her sights. There's no way to sneak away at this point unless you manage to lose her between racks of clothing. You might be able to pay dead though. Roll against your bluff skill.

    I don't remember the geth command to do a roll check.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    oh damn

    well at least we'll get the XP for this

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    @Geth Roll 1d20

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    I don't like fighting.

    Can I sneak away or play dead?

    She's got you locked in her sights. There's no way to sneak away at this point unless you manage to lose her between racks of clothing. You might be able to pay dead though. Roll against your bluff skill.

    I don't remember the geth command to do a roll check.

    Geth roll 1d20

    1d20 11 [1d20=11]

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    That's why Metalbourne is the DM, and my character is dead in a ditch somewhere, having their equipment scavenged by my so called "friends."

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    average attack roll

    well she's better at fighting than making music, then

    Solar on
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    That's why Metalbourne is the DM, and my character is dead in a ditch somewhere, having their equipment scavenged by my so called "friends."

    what happens in ditches between "friends" stays in ditches between "friends"

    Oh don't worry I'll be sure to take this treasured family sword back home one day
    I mean

    my home

    not yours

  • DaypigeonDaypigeon Registered User regular
    Do I have time to prepare?
    do i have time to prepare

    wait

    does Meghan Trainor have time to prepare

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    I don't like fighting.

    Can I sneak away or play dead?

    She's got you locked in her sights. There's no way to sneak away at this point unless you manage to lose her between racks of clothing. You might be able to pay dead though. Roll against your bluff skill.

    Whoa, now wait a second, hold on.

    Are we talking about a regular Target, or a Super Target?

    Because that drastically changes evasion tactics based on the size of the store, the types of clothing racks used, and the nearest available exit.

    It's a regular target but it's a big one with two floors. It even has one of those conveyor things to take your shopping cart upstairs

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    I appreciate the time they take putting detail like that into the adventure modules these days

    No 10x10 changing room with an orc in it

    a proper department store with a starbucks outside to boot

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Wait how is All About That Bass sexist

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    I don't like fighting.

    Can I sneak away or play dead?

    She's got you locked in her sights. There's no way to sneak away at this point unless you manage to lose her between racks of clothing. You might be able to pay dead though. Roll against your bluff skill.

    Whoa, now wait a second, hold on.

    Are we talking about a regular Target, or a Super Target?

    Because that drastically changes evasion tactics based on the size of the store, the types of clothing racks used, and the nearest available exit.

    It's a regular target but it's a big one with two floors. It even has one of those conveyor things to take your shopping cart upstairs

    Ah, very well then, carry on.

    By the way, they changed the rules for escaping down the cart conveyors in the latest errata; now it's Con or Dex, as opposed to just Dex.

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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    do i have time to prepare

    You do not. She caught you in the Target women's clothing department and now it's on.

    What kind of hangers are there? Scarves, purses, anything I might use for entanglement?
    You both have access to a full array of clothing based weapons. There are only cheap plastic hangers

    does she recognize & ratify my motion to initialize an improptu subgame of magic the gathering (using the 4 boosters i was about to purchase) which will be legally binding vis a vis determining who among us is victor

    You open your mouth to ask but Traynor delivers a nasty right hook to your face as the first syllable comes out. Roll fortitude to see if your nose erupts into a fountain of blood.

    i waive my right to a roll and, as a free action, eject all my blood out of my nose

    f2ojmwh3geue.png
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