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Do you think you could beat Meghan Trainor in a fistfight

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    it really doesn't though

    "let's make desperate, washed up former celebrities literally fight for our amusement" was kind of a low point for television

    What about garbage celebrities fighting professional fighters, like say Chris Brown vs Jon "Bones" Jones. I'd watch that. I'd watch it twice!

    Or, like, Ann Coulter and Ronda Rowsey.

    It sounds to me like you just want to see professional assholes get their shit handed to them by professional ass-kickers.

    I'm down for that!

    Metzger MeisterAnialos
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    jon "bones" jones is currently out on bail after being charged with a felony for leaving the scene of an accident after he hit a pregnant woman with his car and fled the scene

    so uh

  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    jon "bones" jones is currently out on bail after being charged with a felony for leaving the scene of an accident after he hit a pregnant woman with his car and fled the scene

    so uh

    That's Albuquerque for you.

  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    basically just start assuming every famous person is an asshole until proven otherwise

    turtleantMidniteNullzonechromdom
  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    basically just start assuming every famous person is an asshole until proven otherwise

    It seems like that might be the safest option...

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    The party enters the crypt of Megan Traynor. The antechamber is decadently appointed in pastel colors and helium filled party balloons. There is a mural depicting her mother telling her that men like more booty to hold at night. There is fake treasure littering the floor, plastic baubles and costume jewelry. While it is obviously worthless it is displayed in an overwhelmingly attractive way. You're not sure if its an enchantment or a case of all the right junk in all the right places.

    There is a door in the other end of the room. You suspect that Megan Traynor and her backup vampires lie further inside.

    @Metalbourne I would like to search the room for traps. I assume INT is an acceptable stat for this?

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    The party enters the crypt of Megan Traynor. The antechamber is decadently appointed in pastel colors and helium filled party balloons. There is a mural depicting her mother telling her that men like more booty to hold at night. There is fake treasure littering the floor, plastic baubles and costume jewelry. While it is obviously worthless it is displayed in an overwhelmingly attractive way. You're not sure if its an enchantment or a case of all the right junk in all the right places.

    There is a door in the other end of the room. You suspect that Megan Traynor and her backup vampires lie further inside.

    Reading this again a day later and I would like to state for the record that it is an excellent post

    ASimPersonRomanian My Escutcheondurandal4532LiiyaMadEddyThe Hanged ManHellaJeffCilla Blackvalhalla130
  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    The party enters the crypt of Megan Traynor. The antechamber is decadently appointed in pastel colors and helium filled party balloons. There is a mural depicting her mother telling her that men like more booty to hold at night. There is fake treasure littering the floor, plastic baubles and costume jewelry. While it is obviously worthless it is displayed in an overwhelmingly attractive way. You're not sure if its an enchantment or a case of all the right junk in all the right places.

    There is a door in the other end of the room. You suspect that Megan Traynor and her backup vampires lie further inside.

    @Metalbourne I would like to search the room for traps. I assume INT is an acceptable stat for this?

    I had so many responses to this my brain went spoit

    chrishallett83King RiptorRomanian My Escutcheon
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    jon "bones" jones is currently out on bail after being charged with a felony for leaving the scene of an accident after he hit a pregnant woman with his car and fled the scene

    so uh

    Aw man, really?

    Shit, I hadn't heard that. I know he was in trouble for cocaine...

    Damn, he's such a talented fighter and he always seemed like such a nice dude before he started gettin into trouble.

  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    jon "bones" jones is currently out on bail after being charged with a felony for leaving the scene of an accident after he hit a pregnant woman with his car and fled the scene

    so uh

    Aw man, really?

    Shit, I hadn't heard that. I know he was in trouble for cocaine...

    Damn, he's such a talented fighter and he always seemed like such a nice dude before he started gettin into trouble.

    He might have been a nice dude way back when, but after a while it became super obvious that his "nice guy" personality was 100% fake and he was a total asshole in his day-to-day life

    Also apparently his cocaine use was an open secret for quite a while before he actually got popped for it

    I was a big fan of his early on, but even before the coke stuff I fell off on him hard

  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    I may be off on this but it seems MMA culture is absolute shit from the fan base, to the athletes, and all the way up to management. No bad news I hear about any MMA personalities surprises me anymore.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    Yeah, Dana White has been trying to clean the sport up a bit, but it's a question more of the culture behind the sport than the athletes themselves. It's a real shame. Boxing has a lot of the same problems.

  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    why do y'all wanna punch girls

    what the hell

    Don't you tell me how to love

    if a gal is into it and scc about it, i will beat five shades of color into her ass for her

    closed hands are a hard limit for me though

    well, at least for impact

    One of my fantasies is sporting a black eye after a night of passionate fun

    Does it count if we go out drinking and then get in a fist fight and then eat waffle house?

    Because that may have happened in my circle of friends a couple of times.

  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    My brother is still some level of BBF with his long time friend
    They have pulled knives and gone at each other.

  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Butters wrote: »
    I may be off on this but it seems MMA culture is absolute shit from the fan base, to the athletes, and all the way up to management. No bad news I hear about any MMA personalities surprises me anymore.

    Yup. Me and a couple friends follow MMA (specifically, UFC) pretty regularly and we're relatively normal, but just about every MMA fan I've seen/interacted with in the wild has been all-around awful

  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    Its almost as if, on average, the bottom dredges of society are drawn to violence!
    Nothing against MMA, or violent sports in general. Its just they tend to draw the absolute worst kinds of people as fans

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
    chrishallett83
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    I like violence and aggressive entertainment

    Solar
  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    Yeah, Dana White has been trying to clean the sport up a bit, but it's a question more of the culture behind the sport than the athletes themselves. It's a real shame. Boxing has a lot of the same problems.

    Ha ha no, Dana White is an absolute piece of shit. Dude treats his contracted fighters like garbage, has shitty contracts that fuck over his fighters, puts fighters into training and fighting schedules that are much too cramped...

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    The party enters the crypt of Megan Traynor. The antechamber is decadently appointed in pastel colors and helium filled party balloons. There is a mural depicting her mother telling her that men like more booty to hold at night. There is fake treasure littering the floor, plastic baubles and costume jewelry. While it is obviously worthless it is displayed in an overwhelmingly attractive way. You're not sure if its an enchantment or a case of all the right junk in all the right places.

    There is a door in the other end of the room. You suspect that Megan Traynor and her backup vampires lie further inside.

    @Metalbourne I would like to search the room for traps. I assume INT is an acceptable stat for this?

    It's not about being smart enough to look for traps but actually knowing what to look for.
    Geth roll 1d20 against doxy's int

    You do get the bright idea to pick up handfuls of plastic junk and throw them everywhere you suspect there's a trap though.

    1d20 16 [1d20=16]

    Metalbourne on
  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    I would 100% let Meghan Traynor bite my neck.

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Yeah, Dana White has been trying to clean the sport up a bit, but it's a question more of the culture behind the sport than the athletes themselves. It's a real shame. Boxing has a lot of the same problems.

    Ha ha no, Dana White is an absolute piece of shit. Dude treats his contracted fighters like garbage, has shitty contracts that fuck over his fighters, puts fighters into training and fighting schedules that are much too cramped...

    That's all true, but he also has been trying to clean up the image of the sport as far as the general population and, most importantly, licensing boards and fight commissions are concerned.

  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited June 2015
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Its almost as if, on average, the bottom dredges of society are drawn to violence!
    Nothing against MMA, or violent sports in general. Its just they tend to draw the absolute worst kinds of people as fans

    what are the bottom dredges of society, buttcleft

    Whippy on
    Straightzi
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Knob wrote: »
    I like violence and aggressive entertainment

    I only like violence in video games and movies.

    Real life violence disgusts me.

    I tried watching MMA once and a guy started bleeding so I left the room.

    That isn't to say I judge others for liking it.

    I just can't deal, it's like a phobia. Just makes my tummy all queasy.

    Uriel on
  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Ask me about my scrotalist agenda Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Whippy wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Its almost as if, on average, the bottom dredges of society are drawn to violence!
    Nothing against MMA, or violent sports in general. Its just they tend to draw the absolute worst kinds of people as fans

    what are the bottom dredges of society, buttcleft
    Violent people. :rotate:

    Gvzbgul on
  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    Knob wrote: »
    I like violence and aggressive entertainment

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    Centipede DamascusHermanoNeoToma
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Whippy wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    I like violence and aggressive entertainment

    zh92vjoqsgzd.jpg

    Now that dialog over the shopped picture where he looks incredibly short.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    Whippy wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Its almost as if, on average, the bottom dredges of society are drawn to violence!
    Nothing against MMA, or violent sports in general. Its just they tend to draw the absolute worst kinds of people as fans

    what are the bottom dredges of society, buttcleft

    people who wear affliction shirts.

    chrishallett83
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    nothin' to see here folks.

    move along.

    Metzger Meister on
  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    Yo, who was saying Arianna Grande couldn't take Trainor?

    that's fucked up

  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    Whippy wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Its almost as if, on average, the bottom dredges of society are drawn to violence!
    Nothing against MMA, or violent sports in general. Its just they tend to draw the absolute worst kinds of people as fans

    what are the bottom dredges of society, buttcleft

    people who have mullets.

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Whippy wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Its almost as if, on average, the bottom dredges of society are drawn to violence!
    Nothing against MMA, or violent sports in general. Its just they tend to draw the absolute worst kinds of people as fans

    what are the bottom dredges of society, buttcleft

    people who have mullets.

    #notallmullets

    HellaJeffCilla BlackWhippy
  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    While in the crypt I pick up as many baubles as I can. I know they aren't worth anything, but they mean something to me

    HellaJeff on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    HellaJeff wrote: »
    While in the crypt I pick up as many baubles as I can. I know they aren't worth anything, but they mean something to me

    You're stuck, compulsively hoarding Megan Traynor's junk well beyond what will fit in a size 15 loot bag. Your friends helplessly scream at you, "you know that shit ain't real!" And then they plead at the spirit of Megan Traynor, "c'mon! Make it stop! "

    Cilla Black
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    I'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed
    Open doors for me and you might get some























































    kisses

  • pablo_pricepablo_price Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    HellaJeff wrote: »
    Yo, who was saying Arianna Grande couldn't take Trainor?

    that's fucked up
    Meghan Trainor would break that girl in half
    in half

    pablo_price on
    HellaJeff
  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Knob wrote: »
    I'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed
    Open doors for me and you might get some






















































    kisses

    Fuck, I thought you were gonna say head.

    You're a dirty tease, Knob.

    Radius on
    Everyday we stray further from God's light
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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Ask me about my scrotalist agenda Registered User regular
    HellaJeff wrote: »
    Yo, who was saying Arianna Grande couldn't take Trainor?

    that's fucked up
    Meghan Trainor would break that girl in half
    in half
    So you're saying she'd break her into quarters?

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    HellaJeff wrote: »
    Yo, who was saying Arianna Grande couldn't take Trainor?

    that's fucked up
    Meghan Trainor would break that girl in half
    in half
    So you're saying she'd break her into quarters?

    Bite sized pieces

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    do i have time to prepare

    You do not. She caught you in the Target women's clothing department and now it's on.

    What kind of hangers are there? Scarves, purses, anything I might use for entanglement?
    You both have access to a full array of clothing based weapons. There are only cheap plastic hangers

    does she recognize & ratify my motion to initialize an improptu subgame of magic the gathering (using the 4 boosters i was about to purchase) which will be legally binding vis a vis determining who among us is victor

    she calls a judge over

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Caaba Beankomy XobthroRegistered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    I like violence and aggressive entertainment

    Let's talk about the only violent sport that matters on TV these days.

    ... Battlebots!

    And I won, so you lose,
    Guess it always comes down to.
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