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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Skinny jeans could leave you weak in the knees, literally.

    One woman was hospitalized for days after her jeans caused her to lose feeling in her legs, according to a study published in the Journal of Neurology, Neurosurgery & Psychiatry.

    The study said that squatting in skinny jeans can damage nerves and muscles in the legs.

    The 35-year-old woman had spent her day helping a relative move, squatting for hours as she emptied closets. When she was walking home that night, her feet grew numb, and she tripped and fell. Immobilized, she spent hours on the ground before she was found and rushed to the hospital.

    "We blame what happened on a combination of prolonged squatting for hours and the tight jeans she was wearing," said Dr. Thomas Kimber who treated the patient.

    Doctors were forced to cut the jeans off her calves because they had become so swollen.
    "Normally muscles can expand to compensate for swelling, but there was a tourniquet effect, so the muscles had to expand inwards and compressed blood vessels and nerves," said Kimber.

    She lost circulation in her lower legs and couldn't move her ankles or toes properly, according to the study.

    "If she hadn't been able to come to the hospital, the compression could have gone on longer and caused residual nerve damage," said Kimber, who is an associate professor at the Royal Adelaide Hospital in Australia.

    After four days on an IV, she could walk again and was released from the hospital.

    So if you don't want to be a fashion victim, think twice before wiggling into a too-tight pair of skinny jeans.

    Also don't wear restrictive clothing when doing manual labor of any kind.

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    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Jake Broadbent, the actor best known for playing Anakin Skywalker as a child in "Star Wars: Episode I -- The Phantom Menace," was arrested after leading South Carolina police on a high-speed chase last week.

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    skinny jeans are a tool of the patriarchy y/n

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Jake Broadbent, the actor best known for playing Anakin Skywalker as a child in "Star Wars: Episode I -- The Phantom Menace," was arrested after leading South Carolina police on a high-speed chase last week.


    Photo from car chase:

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    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Yea high end competitive controllers are not a new thing

    https://scufgaming.com/

    http://store.madcatz.com/categories/mlg-controllers/

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    The driver was heard to shout "Yippee!!!" as he sideswiped other cars while careening down the highway.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    The driver was heard to shout "Yippee!!!" as he sideswiped other cars while careening down the highway.

    During his arrest he was heard to exclaim "Now this is pod racing!"

    The NPRA could not be reached for comment.

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
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    AntinumericAntinumeric Registered User regular
    Interview 1 of 5 complete. Four to go.

    Gooby pls.

    In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Cleaning ladies, what did you do?

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Cleaning ladies, what did you do?

    MLTXEjG.jpg

    There is no hope

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCbfMkh940Q

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    So the Dutch police unions are going to do a traffic check on the Tour de France caravan before the stages in two weeks in order to put pressure on the government in wage negotiations. They expect to delay the event by about 1 hour both days.

    I bet there is a lot of high tier phone calls going on right now.......

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    @Thomamelas @Elldren @ronya @spool32

    Time for your daily dose of mixing crazy. First we have some Putin on one side. Then we have Texas secessionist on the other. And then we put them together with Russian troll farms!

    Putin’s Plot to Get Texas to Secede

    For Moscow's right-wingers, payback means teaming up with a band of Texas secessionists.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I kinda find myself wishing Texas would secede sometimes

    Then I'd have a good reason for moving

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    I kinda find myself wishing Texas would secede sometimes

    Then I'd have a good reason for moving

    move to Chicago

    lotsa people to fix up here

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    I kinda find myself wishing Texas would secede sometimes

    Then I'd have a good reason for moving

    The weather alone is a good reason for moving.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    call from recuiter

    i am through the first round of applicants for a job at BIG COMPANY

    interview next week

    neat

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Didn't atomika live in Chicago previously, serving as one of the Field Chirurgeon of the local branch of the Imperial Guard, dealing with frontline trauma every day and only managing to get reassigned by the good graces of The Emperor

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I kinda find myself wishing Texas would secede sometimes

    Then I'd have a good reason for moving

    The weather alone is a good reason for moving.

    My wife's route to work is currently under five feet of water and is expected to be closed for over a month

    Her commute is about 90 mins now, thanks to detours

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Didn't atomika live in Chicago previously, serving as one of the Field Chirurgeon of the local branch of the Imperial Guard, dealing with frontline trauma every day and only managing to get reassigned by the good graces of The Emperor

    Yeah, this rings a bell

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I kinda find myself wishing Texas would secede sometimes

    Then I'd have a good reason for moving

    The weather alone is a good reason for moving.

    My wife's route to work is currently under five feet of water and is expected to be closed for over a month

    Her commute is about 90 mins now, thanks to detours

    Texas will be part of the Gulf before Americas flacid wang is.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I kinda find myself wishing Texas would secede sometimes

    Then I'd have a good reason for moving

    move to Chicago

    lotsa people to fix up here

    Pros:

    cold weather
    good hotdogs
    polish food
    actual cities

    Cons:

    really cold weather
    worst pizza
    murder
    expensive
    extra murder

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Atomika you know where you really want to live?

    Denver

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I kinda find myself wishing Texas would secede sometimes

    Then I'd have a good reason for moving

    The weather alone is a good reason for moving.

    My wife's route to work is currently under five feet of water and is expected to be closed for over a month

    Her commute is about 90 mins now, thanks to detours

    Texas will be part of the Gulf before Americas flacid wang is.

    I live in North Texas, so it's more like we'll have our own inland sea

    But seriously, take a look at where I live:

    https://youtu.be/g3mUf81LF5M

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Atomika you know where you really want to live?

    Denver

    [img]https:// ua.immaculata.edu/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/denver-skyline.jpg[/img]

    Yes. This is definitely one of my top choices.

    - legal pot
    - skiing
    - great weather
    - mountains
    - proximity to my Cali friends
    - one of America's most trans-friendly cities

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Why not about Jersseeeeyyyyyy

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Played Batman last night.

    So far... great story.

    It's fighting is a little more confusing.

    It feels like the main focus of the game is the batmobile though... I'd rather just ignore that concept completely tbh, I like being batman, not batmobileman.

    The new fear takedown is amazingly awesome shit though.

    A+++++++ would Batman again.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Why not about Jersseeeeyyyyyy

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    Looks pretty good.

    RMS Oceanic on
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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Move to NJ and you have access to:

    http://www.diggerlandusa.com

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    jesus rms that image size

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    jesus rms that image size

    I know not of which you speak.

    Tangentially, we have always been at war with Oceania.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Why not about Jersseeeeyyyyyy

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    jersey_1683657c.jpg

    Looks pretty good.

    that's not a Jersey

    THIS

    tumblr_nii8x599eQ1qljjl1o1_1280.jpg

    is a Jersey

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    I was unaware that SCOTUS might kick the legs out from under Obamacare this Friday. Are the chances high?

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Why not about Jersseeeeyyyyyy

    5388331-1404652636.png

    jersey_1683657c.jpg

    Looks pretty good.

    that's not a Jersey

    THIS

    tumblr_nii8x599eQ1qljjl1o1_1280.jpg

    is a Jersey

    No that's a Joisey.

    RMS Oceanic on
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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I was unaware that SCOTUS might kick the legs out from under Obamacare this Friday. Are the chances high?

    No.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I was unaware that SCOTUS might kick the legs out from under Obamacare this Friday. Are the chances high?

    The argument is pedantry of the highest order. The problem you get when a nation and subdivisions of a nation can both be called a state.

    So there's a chance.

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I was unaware that SCOTUS might kick the legs out from under Obamacare this Friday. Are the chances high?

    Honestly, if they do it will hurt a lot of Americans very directly. There would be a ton of backlash against SCOTUS and (hopefully) the GOP.

    For those reasons alone, I doubt it will happen.

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I don't know who Amy Schumer is, have not watched at of these videos and have no intention of ever watching one, but I laugh at the title every time.

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    I was unaware that SCOTUS might kick the legs out from under Obamacare this Friday. Are the chances high?

    Honestly, if they do it will hurt a lot of Americans very directly. There would be a ton of backlash against SCOTUS and (hopefully) the GOP.

    For those reasons alone, I doubt it will happen.

    Yup. Not only is the legal case undermined by like a really basic concept there is the fact that Roberts has shown before that he gives a shit about his legacy as well as the Court's reputation. He probably doesn't want to take all the heat for GOP silliness on this issue, especially since this one would directly fuck a shitload of people.

    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
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