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  • darleysamdarleysam UKRegistered User regular
    edited July 2015
    To anyone checking in:

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    "It's not finished."

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  • ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    Three simple phrases
    Bound by passion and structure
    You are lacking both

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    ph blake wrote: »
    Three simple phrases
    Bound by passion and structure
    You are lacking both

    You think you're so smart, with your fancy little words, this is not so hard.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    A good steak joke is
    A rare medium well-done
    Same with a haiku

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    edited July 2015
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    A good steak joke is
    A rare medium well-done
    Same with a haiku

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Eat Poop You Cat is
    Still going without an end
    Because blue team sucks

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    the other day, Mully asked on her facebook for people to describe their favourite TV show in the form of a haiku. The best one could manage was

    The story of this
    haiku is, it's about Parks
    and Recreation

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    This one was also pretty good:

    Adam and Jamie
    do science and explosions.
    This Myth is Busted

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Everyone should love
    It's always sunny because
    The implication

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
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  • ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    My favorite show?
    Either The Wire or Deadwood.
    Haikus are dumb though.

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    Never will a show
    Be as great as The Simpsons
    (Three through eight only)

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  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    Riker bones every lady
    No one listens to Mr Worf
    Wesley is a square

    Molten variables hiss and roar. On my mind-forge, I hammer them into the greatsword Epistemology. Many are my foes this night.
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  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    Mulder and Scully
    Not saying it's aliens
    But it's aliens

    [
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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    This is the story
    All about how my life got
    Flipped, turned upside-down.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I'm really hungry
    Who is making food tonight?
    Oh, it's Hannibal

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
    cabsy
  • ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    I really like mom,
    but my siblings are real jerks.
    Did someone say juice?

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    Hey! Hey, haiku thread.
    Why are we all really here?
    Oh, to mock blue team.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Never will a show
    Be as great as The Simpsons
    (Three through eight only)

    that's funny! One of mine was:

    The family from
    "America's Crud Bucket"
    Seasons three through ten

    OmnipotentBagel
  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    overcast outside
    hoping blue team can play but
    looks like rane to me

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    overcast outside
    hoping blue team can play but
    looks like rane to me

    Harsh.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    overcast outside
    hoping blue team can play but
    looks like rane to me

    Harsh.

    Worst haiku ever.
    Like, embarrassingly bad.
    Sorry, had to be said.

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    overcast outside
    hoping blue team can play but
    looks like rane to me

    Harsh.

    Worst haiku ever.
    Like, embarrassingly bad.
    Sorry, had to be said.

    H-h-h-h-h
    a-a-a-a-a-a-ar
    sh-h-h-h-h

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    overcast outside
    hoping blue team can play but
    looks like rane to me

    Harsh.

    Worst haiku ever.
    Like, embarrassingly bad.
    Sorry, had to be said.

    H-h-h-h-h
    a-a-a-a-a-a-ar
    sh-h-h-h-h

    B-B-B-BABY
    YOU JUST AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN YET
    B-B-B-BABAAAY

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Caaba Beankomy XobthroRegistered User regular
    My haiku's aren't very poetic.
    I'd say my attempts were pathetic.
    And despite how I tried
    still many people cried
    So I wrote a limerick to keep copacetic.

    And I won, so you lose,
    Guess it always comes down to.
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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    you fuckers

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited July 2015
    So many new posts.
    Let's see what's going on here.
    What the fuck is this?

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    edited July 2015
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    So many new posts.
    Let's see what's going on here.
    What the fuck is this?

    Can this be the new SE++ description on the main Forum page?

    Can this description
    Be on the main forums page
    For SE++?

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    STUNNING DEVELOPMENT

    Headline posting format makes surprise comeback

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    I like to haiku.
    I really like to haiku.
    This is a haiku.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    A lazy man tries,
    But their attempt at haiku
    fails. Utterly fails.

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    A lazy man tries,
    But their attempt at haiku
    Utterly fails.

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  • JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    A lazy man tries,
    But their attempt at haiku
    Utterly fails.

    D'oh!

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Mom made me pancakes
    please call me flynn when we speak
    Dad is cancer back?

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson And they will tremble again at the sound of our silence.Registered User regular
    My favorite show
    Ten seasons was not enough
    MST3K

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  • Zombie HeroZombie Hero Rubblebelt state of mindRegistered User regular
    Just five syllables.
    Also, seven syllables.
    Five more syllables.

    Steam
    Nintendo ID: Pastalonius
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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Let's count syllables!
    Does "Poetry" have two of them?
    "Poetry" has three?

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Registered User regular
    Troy and Abed in
    Six seasons and a movie!
    It's Community

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited July 2015
    edit: Any word on a process update?

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    How about any sort of real update?

    I became a spare and have replaced knob?

    Not sure why that didn't get communicated.

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  • FishmanFishman Long time gone, Constantinople Registered User regular
    You're the new number 2?

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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