A Very Common [4th Of July] Thread



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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    it's amazing franklin found time for other things while banging half the population of france

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    This weekend I ate cooked meats with a South African British man, his Taiwanese wife and mixed children, several other Taiwanese people, next to the ocean, facing China. Somebody apparently told the Taiwanese it was the Fouth of July, because there were also fireworks. It was a good day, and many jokes were told at the expense of America and China in (roughly) equal measure. And also there was beer.

    Take that, Chinese government.

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Oh my god why did I go out to watch fireworks? The bugs absolutely feasted on my flesh, and I want nothing more than to tear my arms off right now. Yesterday wasn't this bad...

    He/Him | "A boat is always safest in the harbor, but that’s not why we build boats." | "If you run, you gain one. If you move forward, you gain two." - Suletta Mercury, G-Witch
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