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KovakKovak did a lot of drugsmarried cher?Registered User regular
edited April 2007 in Social Entropy++
Okay so I go out to my fridge to get a delicious and healthy bottle of water

I have 4 bottles of water are left

they are in those little plastic turtle food rings

Anyway, so I remove one from the rings in a sort of ripping motion becasue you know those rings are really annoying.

So I clutch my beverage and I realize something. It is solid. My water is ice. Which is not drinkable.

So I go for another bottle.
The other 3 are all just plain old water.

They are all in the same place in the same fridge and have been so for the same length of time.

One is frozen.

Is my water poisoned.

Kovak on
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2007
    bobby drake was over

    he forgot to leave a note

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2007
    It's the little bottle that could.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    do you live with a mr freezy who likes to pull pranks on you?

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Mr. Freeze was over

    he forgot to leave a note

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    that is creepy.

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    otter pops!?

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Snow Mizer was over

    he forgot to leave a note

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    the other three are all saltwater

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    eryu90eryu90 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It's those damn fridge gnomes!

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Captain Cold was over

    he forgot to leave a note

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Drink the ice bottle

    it's probably colder

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Articuno was over

    he forgot to leave a note

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    WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    maybe the other 3 are vodka.. drink them to test and come to my house for sexy results

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Pyro and Firestar and Johnny Storm were over

    they forgot to leave a note

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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    was it one of those mini fridges with the little freezer compartment on the top?

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    that is creepy.

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    Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    edited April 2007
    Yes it is poison.

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    Some guy.
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    no fuck you navi I don't want to

    I wanna kill this damn wolf and nothing else

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Jessica Biel was over

    she forgot to leave a note

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    eryu90eryu90 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Listen to Khoo.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Ice Man!

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Yes it is poison.

    You would know.

    I don't know the implications here
    Infer what you will.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2007
    Yes it is poison.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Robert Frost was over

    he forgot to leave a note

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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Robert Khoo was over

    he forgot to leave a note

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    WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The water is officially now as khoold as ice.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Nucsh wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Robert Khoo was over

    he didn't forget to leave a note, he just plain didn't want to and you'll like it.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Nucsh wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    King Koopa was over

    he forgot to leave a note, but then he kidnapped the princess. It's all good.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I knew it.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2007
    well it looks like this thread was worth unlocking

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    i consider this thread my most succesful

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    well it looks like this thread was worth unlocking

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    Nucsh wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    King K. Rool was over

    he forgot to leave a note, but then he kidnapped all your fucking bananas. It's bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Yessss, Skull Man!

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    well it looks like this thread was worth unlocking

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    is that spear for killing darkies

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    WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    well it looks like this thread was worth unlocking

    I just wanted to say Khoold as ice.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Kovak you are my favorite little brother you know that?

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    this has got to be one of my favourite quote trees since bizarro stormy v regular stormy

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Bottled water is bad for the environment. It creates unneccesary garbage and uses up many of the earth's natural resources such as oil, water, and fuel (for transportation purposes).

    A common misconception is that bottled water is healthier than the tap variety. However, this is untrue. In other words, drink some friggin tap water, you turd, and save the cost of a bottle of water and help the environment.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2007
    i like the taste of tap water better

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