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  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    It was invented by Joseph Pilates.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    jmcdonald wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    the best romances are the ones that don't happen and then both parties are sad and think of what could have been

    The Scarlet Letter would have been better had Hester Prynne stabbed her abusive husband in the eye with a fork, tore off her clothes, and had freaky sex with the young Reverend Dimmesdale in the town square. Then they'd build a cabin in the woods and live happily ever after.

    This sounds about as good as the Mockingbird "sequel"

    Has anyone in [chat] actually read Go Set A Watchman?

    I'm curious, maybe Atticus' character makes sense in the context of the story.

  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    everybody in bioware games should be lesbians imo

    The adult roleplay in every mmo is dudes pretending to be lesbians lezzing out with one another.

    When this reality if pointed out they explode amusingly every time.
    i mean why would you roleplay as something else

    Well, gay dudes obviously.

    Then there would be any actual lesbians who almost certainly have no interest in roleplaying with these people because seriously.

    This is sort of an interesting phenomenon.

    There are lesbian hookup apps but a lot of them require some manner of proof that you are who you say you are, and men still try to sign up. It's a... thing.

    What are they......expecting to happen?

    Do guys think lesbians just need the D?

    Wait, don't answer that. :(

    Keep in mind that straight porn tells guys that every girl is a lesbian except for when the dude walks into the room and then they want the D.

    Lesbianism is just how girls pass the time until there is a D.

    Don't sailors also prove the converse is true?

    Not at all. But what were you expecting really, sailors are actual people doing an actual job. If it were a gay porno video about sailors then yes, the converse would be true?

    Are you telling me that entire professions don't exist just to provide fodder for hoary old jokes?

    Nonsense. What do you call a lawyer who's a sailor? Something about deserving death, sex joke!

    Take a moment to donate what you can to Critical Resistance and Black Lives Matter.
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    I never play male characters anymore.

    i do not play witcher because i cannot be waifu

    fk u geralt i fite u

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    don't you play a waifu briefly in witcher 3

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    top tier waifu

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    PLA wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Should I try Pilates? What is Pilates? It's nothing to eat. :(

    It's a plotdevice for pornography.
    I... would be OK with that.

    Truth be told the girls who're trying to get me to join in on it are very nice to look at.
    They probably want me because I look funny flopping on the ground.

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    i know for a fact you play a waifu briefly in witcher 2
    saskia-chan. . .

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    i do pilates on crowded trains

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited July 2015
    I haven't played witcher 3 I just like this character design and costuming

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    i do pilates on crowded trains

    I think I saw you in NYC!

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    i know for a fact you play a waifu briefly in witcher 2
    saskia-chan. . .

    They don't count as waifus if they're wearing plate mail the whole time.

  • spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I never play a female character by choice unless it is a second playtrhough and the game reacts to gender, like fallout 1.

    I did play as a female briefly in my run at playing DA:I. It was kind of necessary, given how bad the male voices are.

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    i know for a fact you play a waifu briefly in witcher 2
    saskia-chan. . .

    They don't count as waifus if they're wearing plate mail the whole time.
    only waifus if you can ogle them, huh.
    disgusting

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    I never play male characters anymore.

    i do not play witcher because i cannot be waifu

    fk u geralt i fite u

    I am super picky about male characters. I can still play Final Fantasy and Metal Gear Raiden though.

  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Raiden is my waifu.

  • jmcdonaldjmcdonald I voted, did you? DC(ish)Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I haven't played witcher 3 I just like this character design and costuming

    the_witcher_3_ciri.jpg

    wait. i can play a character that looks like that?

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »

    oh my god

    Neco run

    this isn't just a youtube hole

    this is a youtube black hole!

    you can't escape it if you fall in!

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    i don't think you get to play as ciri the whole time but yes playable waifu

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    jmcdonald wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I haven't played witcher 3 I just like this character design and costuming

    the_witcher_3_ciri.jpg

    wait. i can play a character that looks like that?

    I think you play her for a bit of the game. You can't not play the witcher as not geralt the witcher, no.

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  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    edited July 2015
    jmcdonald wrote: »
    wait. i can play a character that looks like that?
    In flashbacks and other specific sequences, yes. She gets progressively more powerful as the game goes on, to the point where she one-shot kills enemies at the end of the game. You play 90% of the game as Geralt, though.

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    PLA wrote: »
    It was invented by Joseph Pilates.

    other famous josephs: stalin, mengele

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Raiden is my waifu.

    raiden has high heels so is k

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    PLA wrote: »
    It was invented by Joseph Pilates.

    other famous josephs: stalin, mengele

    -us

  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    PLA wrote: »
    It was invented by Joseph Pilates.

    other famous josephs: stalin, mengele
    And the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.

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  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Eww my dad, grandpa and grandma were all Josephs.

    They tried to do that to me as well, but I was having none of it so I changed my name.

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
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  • jmcdonaldjmcdonald I voted, did you? DC(ish)Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    jmcdonald wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I haven't played witcher 3 I just like this character design and costuming

    the_witcher_3_ciri.jpg

    wait. i can play a character that looks like that?

    I think you play her for a bit of the game. You can't not play the witcher as not geralt the witcher, no.

    oh, well. waiting for the discount bin still.

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
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  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    jmcdonald wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I haven't played witcher 3 I just like this character design and costuming

    the_witcher_3_ciri.jpg

    wait. i can play a character that looks like that?

    I think you play her for a bit of the game. You can't not play the witcher as not geralt the witcher, no.

    yeah, you only play as her for small segments of the game

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Okay why isn't there just a button that says "fan on"

    why does it have to be this damn bothersome

    all I want is my fan to stay on and do its job and not wind down just because the temp is "only" 50 C now

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  • spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Scheck - post your most troll under 500k gif, please.

  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Well actually my grandma was Josephine but close enough!

  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    edited July 2015
    So, I'm only posting this for you guys who've never seen World of Warships, and for one specific reason:

    World of Warships has the most realistic ocean water I've ever seen in a game. And it's not always the same. Sometimes it's calm seas, sometimes it's rough with whitecaps, but no matter what it looks real.

    Just watch the first little bit of the video (Or as much as you want), but even where there is shorline, the water looks real.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWMVZr0PzJc

    Nova_C on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    So, I'm only posting this for you guys who've never seen World of Warships, and for one specific reason:

    World of Warships has the most realistic ocean water I've ever seen in a game. And it's not always the same. Sometimes it's calm seas, sometimes it's rough with whitecaps, but no matter what it looks real.

    Just watch the first little bit of the video (Or as much as you want), but even where there is shorline, the water looks real.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWMVZr0PzJc

    It hasn't impressed me at all

    it's uniform, which is the main glaring thing that doesn't make it look real at all

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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Scheck - post your most troll under 500k gif, please.

    sadly i hav lost most of dem : (

    this is probs the one that looks the largest

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    also what I do miss is ship wakes

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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    altho this one is gud

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  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    edited July 2015
    Human Raiden was super hot. Cyborg Raiden, not so much, but he got the best Metal Gear games so its ok.

    Neco on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I don't think I have any way of making my PC not overheat all the fucking time.

    This is annoying.

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