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[Movies]Straightzi is Ruining Everything

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    Rob Schneider was great in Surf Ninjas

    Ben Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms, yo!

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    Rob Schneider was great in Surf Ninjas

    if you don't want chives, I won't put them in

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    My ranking of those people

    Chris Rock
    Adam Sandler
    David Spade
    Kevin James
    Josh Gad
    Rob Schneider

    Mind you, I'm not even 100% sure who Josh Gad is

    But he's above Schneider

    That said, as far as Sandler films go, I was never a fan of his '90s stuff, but I do like Click and The Longest Yard a lot
    AtomicTofu wrote: »
    Forget Sandler, it's all about Fassbender now

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    Why is Magneto dressed as The Dude

    Because you pissed on his fucking rug, man!

    no, Woo pissed on his rug

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Josh Gad was Olaf.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I want everyone to rank these people purely by how funny they are, overall
    Josh Gad
    Kevin James
    Chris Rock
    Adam Sandler
    Rob Schneider
    David Spade
    I am leaving in the obvious winner just so there's something to feel good about

    Chris Rock.

    The rest of them. After they've fallen down a well. Also, Josh Gad has been lit on fire for additional Laffz (TM).

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    so are those fassbender or lawrence's keane and feist posters

    because i approve, either way

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    What has Josh Gad done to you RMED

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Butters wrote: »
    I'm not convinced Adam Sandler is actually trying. He just wants to make movies for his kids with his friends whom aren't complaining because everyone still gets paid regardless.

    The only thing about Pixels that is upsetting for me (because I'm not remotely surprised that it sucks) is Peter Dinklage getting sullied by it.

    He's more or less admitted in interviews that he's not really trying anymore.

    And that's fine. Dude doesn't pretend he's an artist, I stop giving a shit about how bad his movies are.

    Racist bullshit from that recent Indian movie notwithstanding, obviously.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited July 2015
    What has Josh Gad done to you RMED

    Look at the movies that he's been in and tell me he does not deserve to be immolated.*

    (*I don't actually want Josh Gad to be lit on fire. But, I mean, just look at the pile of shit that comprises his film career. Look at it.)

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    So

    Frozen and a bunch of forgettable, inoffensive stuff

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    Rob Schneider was great in Surf Ninjas

    if you don't want chives, I won't put them in

    What if I lose this power?

    ...

    OH GOD!

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Chris Rock's best role is in Blame Game

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Chris Rock's best role is in Blame Game

    He's in the Late Show arc on Louie, which is one of my favorite things ever, but...I can't disagree with you

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Oh yeah I am in no way putting down Chris Rock when I say that

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Chris Rock's best role is in Blame Game

    His stand up is excellent, though.

    And when you compare his movies to his stand-up, that's actually pretty remarkable.

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    LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    Chris Rock's best role is

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=j9yBPcn8IqU

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    edited July 2015
    josh gad is fantastic in the comedians with billy crystal

    like holy shit that show is good

    also if you haven't seen top five, you haven't seen the best film scene of 2014

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Umm... Comedians is a good show?

    Really?

    It looks TERRIBLE

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    i mean it got canceled so apparently everyone thought it looked terrible

    but it was some good shit

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Top Five is incredibly good and I think super flopped?

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    builderr0rbuilderr0r Registered User regular
    edited July 2015
    So I finally watched Inglorious Basterds. I loved it! :D Christoph Waltz was so good.
    I think Django Unchained might still be my favorite Tarantino movie, but Inglorious Basterds definitely comes close.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I'm told Top Five is really good but also super homophobic

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I'm told Top Five is really good but also super homophobic

    also pretty misogynist

    it is chris rock comedy

    he has really interesting and funny things to say about race

    and noooot so much about other topics

    but theyre also not the focuses of the film

    if you cant ignore that stuff then yeah don't watch it

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Chris Rock's Twitter feed is a super bummer

    Because all he does now is repost shitty Facebook memes on WhoSay, which is a image-hosting thing specifically for celebrities and I think they get paid for it?

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    FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    I mean, dude is super free with his ire. "Fee fye fo figger" and all that. Also made me cry about a hundred gallons of tears from laughing in the late 90's.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    The Guest is on Netflix now

    So I am going to watch The Guest

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    The concept of the "equal opportunity offender" was invented by and for assholes

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Jesus this movie has already started?

    I hadn't even sat down yet, movie

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    I don't even understand the logic

    if you punch me in the face why would I feel better from you also punching the face of everybody else in the room

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    now if we wanna talk the best comedy about race from 2014, i'd be down for watching dear white people for the twentieth time

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    The concept of the "equal opportunity offender" was invented by and for assholes

    So invented by Dennis Leary, most likely

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Joolander wrote: »
    The concept of the "equal opportunity offender" was invented by and for assholes

    So invented by Dennis Leary, most likely

    Read as: "invented by Bill Hicks"

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    So far, The Guest is a movie about how nobody wants to stop seeing Dan Stevens' pretty, pretty face

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    so back when Grown Ups first came out, I went to see it in a theatre with my dad. The previews we had seen made it look like it might have actually been funny

    Nobody in that theatre laughed at any of the "jokes"

    Except for one guy who was literally rolling in the aisles from laughing. At every. Single. Joke

    It was probably the most baffling thing I had personally witnessed happen in the same room

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Chris Rock's best role was letting all the young fellas out there know that, no matter what the stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    I don't even understand the logic

    if you punch me in the face why would I feel better from you also punching the face of everybody else in the room

    I think the logic is more like, how can you call me a racist if I punched everyone in the room regardless of skin color

    The answer to which is obviously "because racial issues are more complicated than that, asshole" but yeah

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    edited July 2015
    I think the only type of 'offensive' humor I'm really ok with is when it is only 'offensive' in that it is calling attention to some already existing injustice

    I don't know how to describe this really so an example

    like the kimmy schmidt joke where the news says "8 people also killed, 2 mexicans also killed"

    The joke is not that mexicans aren't people

    its that the news is fucking racist

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    CabezoneCabezone Registered User regular
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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    I think the only type of 'offensive' humor I'm really ok with is when it is only 'offensive' in that it is calling attention to some already existing injustice

    I don't know how to describe this really so an example

    like the kimmy schmidt joke where the news says "8 people also killed, 2 mexicans also killed"

    The joke is not that mexicans aren't people

    its that the news is fucking racist

    When the joke is on Racists and not on a minority.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I think the only type of 'offensive' humor I'm really ok with is when it is only 'offensive' in that it is calling attention to some already existing injustice

    I don't know how to describe this really so an example

    like the kimmy schmidt joke where the news says "8 people also killed, 2 mexicans also killed"

    The joke is not that mexicans aren't people

    its that the news is fucking racist

    When the joke is on Racists and not on a minority.

    there you go, thank you

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