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So is anyone gonna make a [chat] or what

ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
i mean

come on

it's been 12 minutes i have things to click agree on

Allegedly a voice of reason.
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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    ok but he's on thin ice

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    If chanus doesn't agree with something every 45 seconds he'll dry up and blow away like so much internet dust

  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    The Agree Gap is real.

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    is not mankind the most destructive pest species on earth

    is it not due for culling

    perhaps i must do what others will not

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
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    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    The Agree Gap is real.

    I want an Awesome, instead.

  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    STOP TAKING ME TO THE FORUM INDEX

  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    is not mankind the most destructive pest species on earth

    is it not due for culling

    perhaps i must do what others will not

    But only human feelings matter or something.

    (actually a lie only doge feelings matter)

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
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    no word about the hoses

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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    is not mankind the most destructive pest species on earth

    is it not due for culling

    perhaps i must do what others will not

    elendil yes

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  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    So

    the main reason to kill deer is that they're tasty as fk


    same as most of the other animals we kill! It's an excellent reason.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    WHERE WERE YOU FOR 6 YEARS!

    http://thedailyshow.cc.com/guests/barack-obama/jnb0y1/exclusive---barack-obama-extended-interview-pt--2

    He is so good now because fucks given is like 0.

    Why he not that way 6 and a half years ago.

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    i'm tasty tho

    w-would you do the honor of being my kaishakunin

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Oh also the asshole who poached the lion "didn't realize it had a GPS collar and was being tracked as part of a study until after they killed it".

    But that didn't stop him from skinning it and taking its head as a trophy.

    Of course.

    I'm actually leaning more towards just shoot the fucker.

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    WHERE WERE YOU FOR 6 YEARS!

    http://thedailyshow.cc.com/guests/barack-obama/jnb0y1/exclusive---barack-obama-extended-interview-pt--2

    He is so good now because fucks given is like 0.

    Why he not that way 6 and a half years ago.

    Because he would've been shot and beheaded by some fat white dude from the midwest

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Addicts.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Why he not that way 6 and a half years ago.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNxEDomUlXw

  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Addicts.

    I was getting the shakes, man!

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    I can hear people talking loudly about politics through the office walls

    halp

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    STOP TAKING ME TO THE FORUM INDEX

    I made a post earlier and it turned into the forum index within the thread.

    AND THE EXACT SAME THING LITERALLY HAPPENED WHEN I MADE THIS POST THE FIRST TIME

  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Oh also the asshole who poached the lion "didn't realize it had a GPS collar and was being tracked as part of a study until after they killed it".

    But that didn't stop him from skinning it and taking its head as a trophy.

    Of course.

    I'm actually leaning more towards just shoot the fucker.

    Didn't he pay 50,000 dollars for his special big boy chance to shoot the lion?

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I just feel like the cow in the factory farm only exists because it was bred to be eaten. It would not exist otherwise. Killing an animal that otherwise would have gone on living it's life on the wild seems really cruel to me.

    We should probably also ban abortion and hold infants in cages where they are force fed through tubes, since it's more efficient and we can produce more infants this way

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shiv for president

    I will turn all species into various kinds of foie gras

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Why he not that way 6 and a half years ago.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNxEDomUlXw

    It is true with in our system.

    Once he no long has to worry about elections (final 2 years) he has much more flexibility. All presidents do.

    Look at Bush the Lesser and his attempt to privatize social security.

    But that is more because our system punishes people for trying to do what they feel is right instead of what those moneyed interest feel is right.

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  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shiv for president

    I will turn all species into various kinds of foie gras

    I already said I will vote for you!

    FOUR MORE YEARS!

  • OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shiv for president

    I will turn all species into various kinds of foie gras

    whystopthere.jpg

  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shiv for president

    I will turn all species into various kinds of foie gras

    What is your stance on <insert non-centipede> centipedes?

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    ♪♫
    All I wanna do,

    is see you turn into,

    a giant woman.
    ♫ ♪

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    I wish I knew what to do with these Chinese medicine assholes. It's hard/nearly impossible to assemble the political coalition needed to tackle this goddamn stupid as fuck shouldn't even exist in the first place problem.

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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Oh also the asshole who poached the lion "didn't realize it had a GPS collar and was being tracked as part of a study until after they killed it".

    But that didn't stop him from skinning it and taking its head as a trophy.

    Of course.

    I'm actually leaning more towards just shoot the fucker.

    Didn't he pay 50,000 dollars for his special big boy chance to shoot the lion?

    Yes but it wasn't a legal transaction.

    The fact that they had to intentionally lure the animal out of a wildlife reserve in order to hunt it suggests all kinds of premeditation.

    His guides have already been arrested too.

    He expects to escape justice by virtue of being a rich white American. I hope we extradite him straight back to Zimbabwe.

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Hmm trying out different taco seasonings and sauces to see which one I like the best. Ortega makes a bottle of taco seasoning for $3 that seasons 5 lbs. of ground beef, but it is bland. I am trying the "high end" stuff that costs $2.50 a pouch that seasons a pound of ground beef. Will see if it tastes better tomorrow.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Orphane wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shiv for president

    I will turn all species into various kinds of foie gras

    whystopthere.jpg

    I mean I guess I could also make some ???burgers

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    So

    the main reason to kill deer is that they're tasty as fk


    same as most of the other animals we kill! It's an excellent reason.

    Also they're a bigger road hazard than old people and texting combined.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Gim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shiv for president

    I will turn all species into various kinds of foie gras

    What is your stance on <insert non-centipede> centipedes?

    To maximize efficiency, they are different species all the way down

    Human -> rabbit -> coprophagic beetle -> coprophagic fly -> coprophagic mites

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