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RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
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It would be naughty to post the entirety of the animated short What's Opera Doc?, but I just want to say it is amazing and excellent and y'all should watch it. And watch Looney Tunes in general.

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  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Amazon have started with their own delivery service, Amazon Logistics.

    They make me pine for YODEL. :I

    Oh brilliant
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    *closes notepad draft of chat OP*

    next time...

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
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    Smile!

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Amazon have started with their own delivery service, Amazon Logistics.

    They make me pine for YODEL. :I

    Deets pls

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    150806073348-new-fish-species-ceratioid-anglerfish-exlarge-169.jpg

    Smile!

    Good feeling's gone

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    what am i looking at here

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    happy Friday!

  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    and international beer day

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    what am i looking at here

    Something that needs killed with a spear and magic helmet.

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    It looks so ridiculous, it does make me smile.

  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Amazon have started with their own delivery service, Amazon Logistics.

    They make me pine for YODEL. :I

    Deets pls

    I got a free year of Prime due to having a .edu email address. The Next Day Deliveries all seem to come via Amazon Logistics now.

    They rarely arrive the next day. I am kinda worried about my MGSV preorder - it'll be coming release day, which I assume means it'll be in the CAPABLE HANDS of Amazon Logistics. Grimblegru...

    Also it's coming out the day before I graduate. I am gonna be a sleepy boi at graduation, huh.

    Oh brilliant
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2015
    Man I need to make a
    I put on my robe and wizard [chat]

    how did I never think of that before

    bloodyroarxx on
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Kill da wabbit
    Kill da wabbit
    Kill da wabbit

    Fun fact: when I first saw Apocalypse Now I was really confused as to why the helicopters were blasting a Looney Tunes song on their speakers.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    I'm seriously tempted to give MGS V a pass for Konami's removal of Kojima's name. It's dishonest, immoral and feels like denying an artist credit for their work out of what seems to be sheer pettiness.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Amazon have started with their own delivery service, Amazon Logistics.

    They make me pine for YODEL. :I

    Deets pls

    I got a free year of Prime due to having a .edu email address. The Next Day Deliveries all seem to come via Amazon Logistics now.

    They rarely arrive the next day. I am kinda worried about my MGSV preorder - it'll be coming release day, which I assume means it'll be in the CAPABLE HANDS of Amazon Logistics. Grimblegru...

    Also it's coming out the day before I graduate. I am gonna be a sleepy boi at graduation, huh.

    I have very rarely experienced Expedited Amazon Delivery that arrived next day. Usually the day after that most of the time, but still it's frustrating.

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    George Daughetry is a friend of the family (he is from the same town as my dad), so I have seen this show several times, which includes What's Opera Doc?. His mother died last year, and at every show he buys a front row seat for her, where he places a rose.

    Happiness is within reach!
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    I'm seriously tempted to give MGS V a pass for Konami's removal of Kojima's name. It's dishonest, immoral and feels like denying an artist credit for their work out of what seems to be sheer pettiness.
    read this
    its on internet so must be true

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
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  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Was the forum down all afternoon yesterday for everyone, or just Europe?

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Bethryn wrote: »
    Was the forum down all afternoon yesterday for everyone, or just Europe?
    Had about a 50/50 "Whoops we're busy" rate

  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    After reading that shit about the pettiness of Konami's internal management, I seriously doubt removing his name was for his benefit. These guys demote people for liking Facebook posts.

    ALSO, if it helps break boycotts; Kojipro don't get paid royalties or per sale on MGS games anyway. They're salaried. Your money won't go to them, but it never would have anyway.

    Oh brilliant
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    I'm seriously tempted to give MGS V a pass for Konami's removal of Kojima's name. It's dishonest, immoral and feels like denying an artist credit for their work out of what seems to be sheer pettiness.

    It took me three readings to realize you meant "I am tempted to not buy this game because of shenanigans"

    And not "I forgive them for the shenanigans"

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    I didn't notice an outage, though it was slow at times.

    I'm sure I accessed it around 15.00 CET and 17.00 CET at least.

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Bethryn wrote: »
    Was the forum down all afternoon yesterday for everyone, or just Europe?

    Every time a euro chatter corrects the spg of an American, Icy detaches the entirety of Europe from the forums for six hours.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    I'm seriously tempted to give MGS V a pass for Konami's removal of Kojima's name. It's dishonest, immoral and feels like denying an artist credit for their work out of what seems to be sheer pettiness.
    read this
    its on internet so must be true

    It's certainly possible but I'm surprised you can copyright a mans name and prevent him from using it. I would understand if Konami could keep "Konjima Productions" but I think it's crazy if they can stop him putting "Konjima" in any future studio name because... well it's his damn name.

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    I'm going to play the game since it is Kojima's final Metal Gear and, regardless of whether his name appears on the box, it is his work

    also because you can fulton bears and put them on a zoo platform in the middle of the ocean

  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I'm going to play the game since it is Kojima's final Metal Gear and, regardless of whether his name appears on the box, it is his work

    also because you can fulton bears and put them on a zoo platform in the middle of the ocean

    The greatest troll would be fulton-ing a shark into a tank with a glass bottom just over the ocean on that platform.

    I an a cruel man apparently

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    What does it mean to fulton a bear?

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I'm going to play the game since it is Kojima's final Metal Gear and, regardless of whether his name appears on the box, it is his work

    also because you can fulton bears and put them on a zoo platform in the middle of the ocean

    WAIT WHAT?

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    ehhh i probably will play it but

    im not pre-ordering

    i'll wait for the reviews

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2015
    knitdan wrote: »
    What does it mean to fulton a bear?

    Military tech where you use a balloon to life something in the air and a plane grabs it and takes it to base.. You can do this to pretty much anything in MGS5

    But MGS5 has a area on your base for animals so "gotta catch em all"

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    bloodyroarxx on
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    edited August 2015
    knitdan wrote: »
    What does it mean to fulton a bear?

    attach it to a skyhook and have it picked up by a plane

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulton_surface-to-air_recovery_system

    Casual on
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I'm going to play the game since it is Kojima's final Metal Gear and, regardless of whether his name appears on the box, it is his work

    also because you can fulton bears and put them on a zoo platform in the middle of the ocean

    WAIT WHAT?

    There is a Zoo Platform for Mother Base you can build to house all the animals in the game.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    What does it mean to fulton a bear?
    In Peacewalker you attached balloons to recruit enemy soldiers.

    I think the fluff had a plane swing by to pick them up.

    *kidnap and force them to work for you

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Oh yeah we call that one a Colorado Swingset.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    I am going to have a bear platform for all my bears

    just

    bears

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Also real talk im going to make my Mother Base look like a dick and balls cause WHY NOT.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I'm going to play the game since it is Kojima's final Metal Gear and, regardless of whether his name appears on the box, it is his work

    also because you can fulton bears and put them on a zoo platform in the middle of the ocean

    WAIT WHAT?

    There is a Zoo Platform for Mother Base you can build to house all the animals in the game.

    Can I put Revolver Ocelot in it?

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I'm going to play the game since it is Kojima's final Metal Gear and, regardless of whether his name appears on the box, it is his work

    also because you can fulton bears and put them on a zoo platform in the middle of the ocean

    WAIT WHAT?

    There is a Zoo Platform for Mother Base you can build to house all the animals in the game.

    Can I put Revolver Ocelot in it?

    Alas I think Troy Baker is restricted to your main platform.

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