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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    so i ordered chinese food

    and now that it's here

    i'm not hungry anymore

    i guess i'm gonna eat it anyway though

    I have been craving this pink sesame chicken they have at work on Mondays but I keep bringing my lunch like a nerd.

    heh way to go loser

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Revv Me Up from the venture bros makes a great workout song

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4W56w-eCGI

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    i've not installed adblock on this windows install yet

    this is what facebook ads are showing me

    brXFkaw.png

    fuck you, chat

  • SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    i've not installed adblock on this windows install yet

    this is what facebook ads are showing me

    brXFkaw.png

    fuck you, chat

    blame @bowen

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    i've not installed adblock on this windows install yet

    this is what facebook ads are showing me

    brXFkaw.png

    fuck you, chat

    To be fair, this is almost entirely @bowen 's fault :P

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    When I go to the gym, I listen exclusively to west coast gangsta rap circa 1985-2005. I do this because it is good, and because I preferred it to dirty south hip hop, and because I came up surrounded by it.

    Usually it's great for the gym because it's about how much of a badass the artist is. Today though, nearly every track was about recovering from real shit, bad experiences, death, loss. About needing friends, being thankful, and mourning those who didn't make it out.

    Left me wishing for chat bros to live in the city so we could go get a drink and talk about stuff.

    awesomed for musical choice.

    :bro: for heavy feels.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VEyVamLjYY

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    tampons from home depot???

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i mean if you can't complete your project with 500 or fewer tampons i dunno what to tell you

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    tampons from home depot???
    in a 500 count box

    so you can "Complete your project"

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    tampons from home depot???

    Actually, amazingly

    I think that's the exact store bowen suggested he could buy them from in astounding bulk

    He ...

    He was right the whole time, dudes

  • RchanenRchanen Registered User regular
    I have 4 threads on the front page where I am the last post.

    I AM THE THREAD ENDER.

    FEAR ME!

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    So I am watching the animu Gate. Aka Japan invades WoW.

    And it is kind of interesting how it portrays the SDF. Like this is really something new in a lot of ways. Also the fact the SDF is being used for what cannot be described in any way as a defensive action.

    Also the fact it states the SDF has limited resources and supply lines which is really true.

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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2015/09/the-coddling-of-the-american-mind/399356/

    I read this article that someone posted (I want to say SummaryJudgement, maybe?)

    Anyway it was real good

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    WHAS show has a tether ball with the ball tied to a broken string

    Fuckin'

    Prolly the most nostalgic thing I've ever seen

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    tampons from home depot???
    in a 500 count box

    so you can "Complete your project"

    Because sometimes your DIY project has feminine issues.

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    trailer for the new Demetri Martin special

    "I wonder what a vampire walrus would look like"

    <3

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Like you can even throw parallels to Japan invading weaker neighbors during the Imperial days with this show.

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    chanus, you ruin joke.

    you are like moose and squirrel

    :(

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    I'm looking at old shit in my comedy notebook

    One of these entries just says "what did ducks eat before we invented bread" and now I'm just staring into the middle distance

    i love everything about this joke

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  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    chanus, you ruin joke.

    you are like moose and squirrel

    :(

    Other squirrel

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    @simonwolf you should be having a fucking field day with all the shit in this show and how it is projecting some of the current Japanese culture. Aggressive military reaction in response to an invasion. Promotion of the SDF. Hell the SDF being used aggressively.

    Like there is just all sorts of fun undertones that the CCP would love to exploit.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    "a dry, shuddering kiss, like a centipede's scuttle."

    http://www.clickhole.com/splitpic/dating-bad-boys-vs-dating-one-bad-man-2770

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    chanus, you ruin joke.

    you are like moose and squirrel

    :(

    Other squirrel

    'cism

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    I'm looking at old shit in my comedy notebook

    One of these entries just says "what did ducks eat before we invented bread" and now I'm just staring into the middle distance

    i love everything about this joke

    i think i meant it as a genuine question? I have no idea, i have literally no memory of writing that but apparently it was july last year?

  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    when i exercise i just listen to eazy e's gimme that nut on repeat

    I listen to three tracks by Kanye, exclusively:

    Stronger
    Amazing
    Power

    I don't mean just at the gym.

    I mean exclusively. Ever.

    I'm going to be straight with you.

    There's a lot more Kanye out there, and it's all amazing.

    I ate an engineer
  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Insurance companies are ridiculous.

    I was declined coverage on my mortgage because I had a gallstone.

    Like, lots of people have gallstones. How does anyone get insurance if common ailments like that make you uninsurable?

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    I'm looking at old shit in my comedy notebook

    One of these entries just says "what did ducks eat before we invented bread" and now I'm just staring into the middle distance

    i love everything about this joke

    i think i meant it as a genuine question? I have no idea, i have literally no memory of writing that but apparently it was july last year?

    Tav

    Help

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
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    unf

  • JuliusJulius Captain of Serenity on my shipRegistered User regular
    ugh I just watched the "The Body" episode of Buffy. (for the first time in years)

    I'm gonna find a nice corner to cry in now.

  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    when i exercise i just listen to eazy e's gimme that nut on repeat

    I listen to three tracks by Kanye, exclusively:

    Stronger
    Amazing
    Power

    I don't mean just at the gym.

    I mean exclusively. Ever.

    I'm going to be straight with you.

    There's a lot more Kanye out there, and it's all amazing.

    New avatar time again. SWISH.

    I ate an engineer
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    when i exercise i just listen to eazy e's gimme that nut on repeat

    I listen to three tracks by Kanye, exclusively:

    Stronger
    Amazing
    Power

    I don't mean just at the gym.

    I mean exclusively. Ever.

    I'm going to be straight with you.

    There's a lot more Kanye out there, and it's all amazing.

    milski

    I'm gonna be Narwhal with you

    I have no idea who Kanye is

    I just made up that name and the name of those three songs and hoped it all worked out

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    I'm looking at old shit in my comedy notebook

    One of these entries just says "what did ducks eat before we invented bread" and now I'm just staring into the middle distance

    i love everything about this joke

    i think i meant it as a genuine question? I have no idea, i have literally no memory of writing that but apparently it was july last year?

    Tav

    Help

    ?

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Insurance companies are ridiculous.

    I was declined coverage on my mortgage because I had a gallstone.

    Like, lots of people have gallstones. How does anyone get insurance if common ailments like that make you uninsurable?

    welcome to america

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »

    this is incredible

    i didn't even skip at any point

  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Julius wrote: »
    ugh I just watched the "The Body" episode of Buffy. (for the first time in years)

    I'm gonna find a nice corner to cry in now.

    Why, which one was that?

    *alphabet searches episode title*

    Oh. Yeah.

  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Insurance companies are ridiculous.

    I was declined coverage on my mortgage because I had a gallstone.

    Like, lots of people have gallstones. How does anyone get insurance if common ailments like that make you uninsurable?

    welcome to america

    But I'm in Canada.

  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    When I go to the gym, I listen exclusively to west coast gangsta rap circa 1985-2005. I do this because it is good, and because I preferred it to dirty south hip hop, and because I came up surrounded by it.

    Usually it's great for the gym because it's about how much of a badass the artist is. Today though, nearly every track was about recovering from real shit, bad experiences, death, loss. About needing friends, being thankful, and mourning those who didn't make it out.

    Left me wishing for chat bros to live in the city so we could go get a drink and talk about stuff.

    @spool32 - get "my krazy life" by YG. I think you will like it and it bangs for the gym

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    when i exercise i just listen to eazy e's gimme that nut on repeat

    I listen to three tracks by Kanye, exclusively:

    Stronger
    Amazing
    Power

    I don't mean just at the gym.

    I mean exclusively. Ever.

    I'm going to be straight with you.

    There's a lot more Kanye out there, and it's all amazing.

    milski

    I'm gonna be Narwhal with you

    I have no idea who Kanye is

    I just made up that name and the name of those three songs and hoped it all worked out

    He's the kanye best

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    I'm looking at old shit in my comedy notebook

    One of these entries just says "what did ducks eat before we invented bread" and now I'm just staring into the middle distance

    i love everything about this joke

    i think i meant it as a genuine question? I have no idea, i have literally no memory of writing that but apparently it was july last year?

    Tav

    Help

    ?

    1) I couldn't stop laughing at that question

    2) But really tho, what did they eat

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Insurance companies are ridiculous.

    I was declined coverage on my mortgage because I had a gallstone.

    Like, lots of people have gallstones. How does anyone get insurance if common ailments like that make you uninsurable?

    welcome to america

    But I'm in Canada.

    you should probably mention that to your insurance company

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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