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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    @Metalbourne @Langly @Chincymcchilla @Uriel @Magic Pink

    You are all gathered at the local 7-11. Local legends speak of a nearby abandoned mini mall that is full of priceless treasure. You have prepared for the journey, and are looking for help locating the mall. The 7-11 has three people in it, and is otherwise fairly dead right now. The cashier is looking at your party with a bit of exasperation.

    What will you do?

    I approach the cashier and simultaneously use my beholder beam and rockin minotaur pecs to convince him to tell me where the mall is

    I have a podcast about Power Rangers:Teenagers With Attitude | TWA Facebook Group
  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Please roll for prerogative

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    I stare at the cashier while pulling a knife from my corset and sensually touching myself with it. Also I buy some funyuns and a monster coffee to stock up for the journey.

    Cilla Black
  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    geth roll 1d20

    1d20 14 [1d20=14]

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Remember to add my prerogative bonus from the sword of sugoi

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    Cilla Black
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I consult the ouvre of the great prophets violent Jay and shaggy 2 dope for clues.

    NeoToma
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2015
    Also is that three people besides us or are two of us outside?

    Metalbourne on
  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    You feel pretty entitled about your actions, so the cashier is quick to cave to your threats of violence.

    "It's about six miles from here, near the old Radio Shack!" he stammers.

    Metalbourne, please roll for sensuality.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    I ask the other 7-11 occupants if they know where the mall is

  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    wait, it was today!? i thought it was next wednesday!

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    You feel pretty entitled about your actions, so the cashier is quick to cave to your threats of violence.

    "It's about six miles from here, near the old Radio Shack!" he stammers.

    Metalbourne, please roll for sensuality.

    I thank the owner through a complex series of eye winks and pec pops

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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    KNOCK KNOCK DING DONG hello comrades *voice cracks, pimples pop* i've got three extra large hawaiiangrads for miss flymo?

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    The BetgirlNeoToma
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Geth roll 1d9 for sensuality

    sensuality:
    1d9 9 [1d9=9]

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    NATURAL NINE! YES!

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Hawaiian...my fucking PC had pre-saved orders from last time GOD DAMN YOU KEVIN

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    Kevin Crist
  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Metal your corset gives you + 5

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    Metalbourne
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Fucking hell, Rorus, Hawaiian? Really?

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
    Duke 2.0Magic PinkCilla BlackNeoTomaBucketman
  • NullzoneNullzone Registered User regular
    I'll take the hawaiian pies if nobody else wants em

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2015
    Metal is too sensual for anyone to notice the blatant thievery, and she gains a pack of funyuns and coffee.

    Unfortunately the other store patrons are too distracted by the knifeplay to give a coherent answer to your inquiries.

    Sterica on
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    Metalbourne
  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    @Metalbourne @Langly @Chincymcchilla @Uriel @Magic Pink

    You are all gathered at the local 7-11. Local legends speak of a nearby abandoned mini mall that is full of priceless treasure. You have prepared for the journey, and are looking for help locating the mall. The 7-11 has three people in it, and is otherwise fairly dead right now. The cashier is looking at your party with a bit of exasperation.

    What will you do?

    impregnate him

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    well guys I guess we should head to the mall, 6 miles is quite a trek

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I use my animists brush to summon my anima (which takes the form of a bipedal chinchilla with spikey hair)

    I consult my anima to see if he can smell the telltale stench of failure that surrounds the radioshack that is near the fabled mall

    I have a podcast about Power Rangers:Teenagers With Attitude | TWA Facebook Group
  • NullzoneNullzone Registered User regular
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    I cast "conjure bus pass" and sit on the bench of bus summoning

    NeoToma
  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Magic Pink, roll for insemination

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    I throw these Hawaiian pizzas in the garbage with the rest of the trash

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited August 2015
    it's the alien egg, it gets +2 if I sing old Bing Crosby songs to it while it hatches remember

    geth roll 1d20

    1d20 5 [1d20=5]

    Magic Pink on
  • QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
    NeoToma wrote: »
    You only bought one 2 liter Mountain Dew? Do that's not enough for me, let alone the whole gang man.

    Better be some cheetos too.

  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Nullzone wrote: »
    I'll take the hawaiian pies if nobody else wants em

    free pizza handouts is indeed our business model comrade *multiple zits are born and die before your eyes, clad in the same red as our countrymen of old, glory to the motherland* please distribute these among your compatriots but know that this will consume your entire month's ration of pizza if you do not have a coupon

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    Nullzone
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    I text Kevin goatse

    Cilla Black
  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    it's the alien egg, it gets +2 if I sing old Bing Crosby songs to it while it hatches remember

    geth roll 1d20
    You fail, and the 7-11 is really sticky.

    The cashier has had enough of your half-horseshit and asks your party to leave.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    edited August 2015
    I intercept Cilla's garbage. The delicate interplay of savory and sweet that Hawaiian pizza achieves is perfection and I will not see it wasted.

    Nullzone, I'll split this with you.

    OmnipotentBagel on
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    NullzoneTommy2Hands
  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    it's the alien egg, it gets +2 if I sing old Bing Crosby songs to it while it hatches remember

    geth roll 1d20
    You fail, and the 7-11 is really sticky.

    The cashier has had enough of your half-horseshit and asks your party to leave.

    excuse me minotaurs are not half horse thats centaurs RACIST

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    I go outside and cry in the gutter, bemoaning my loss of a possible extra friend

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    I use my animists brush to summon my anima (which takes the form of a bipedal chinchilla with spikey hair)

    I consult my anima to see if he can smell the telltale stench of failure that surrounds the radioshack that is near the fabled mall
    Your anima, Ishigo Chinchilla, is too far to use his Detect Failure skill!

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    Chincymcchilla
  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Rorus, for fuck's sake, keep it down out here. No I don't fucking care if you got Hawaiian pizza, some of us have to work in the goddamn morning and if Kevin wakes me up at 3 in the fucking morning one more time I am kicking all of you out.

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited August 2015
    surely I can use my Force skills to detect the sounds of millions of voices suddenly crying out in terror that usually comes from a strip mall

    Magic Pink on
  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I am a Dwarf Warrior from a distant land. Your ways and customs are strange to me. I see a crying baby and calm it with my soothing chest hairs which are also part of my beard

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
    Rorus, for fuck's sake, keep it down out here. No I don't fucking care if you got Hawaiian pizza, some of us have to work in the goddamn morning and if Kevin wakes me up at 3 in the fucking morning one more time I am kicking all of you out.

    Kevin's not here, man!

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I follow Langlodash towards the mall, having done all I could for the 7-11 owner

    I have a podcast about Power Rangers:Teenagers With Attitude | TWA Facebook Group
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