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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    :knock knock:

    Hey guys! This is Greg, from neiborhood watch?

    We've gotten a couple of noise complaints, and I'm pretty sure the Green Well of Infernal Souls on your roof at the moment is in violation of your HOA.

    I was wondering if you can, like, tone it down a bit?

    Maybe switch up that Green Well of Infernal Souls to Red?

    Ah yes! A member of the night watch! Finally some good law abiding citizens have arrived!

    I suggest you promptly arrest these ne'er-do-wells! I demand a fee increase at minimum!

    And have you seen the outside decor? Not only in violation of the HOA but in violation of these hallowed grounds of Pelor.

    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Darrin, Erika is super-pissed already that you have ruined this rousing game, and now you are trying to rekill her corpse puppet.

    ROLL FOR ALACRITY, IT'S FIGHT TIME

    wait are we playing vampire

    times to get my tzimisce on hands up who wants to be fleshcrafted

    geth roll 1d100 to reform kevin into a lovely vase suitable for ashes or flower arranging

    ashes or flower arranging:
    1d100 90 [1d100=90]

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    smacking the bullseye when it counts tonight OH YEAH

    Qanamil
  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I tell Greg we are just having a good old fashioned kink orgy that got out of hand and we promise to keep it down

    I ask him if he wants to talk about my sonic oc fursona

    I have a podcast about Power Rangers:Teenagers With Attitude | TWA Facebook Group
  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Oh, I'll be fleshcrafted!!! Pick me!

  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Name: Dr Tim Spork
    Race: Human
    Class: Ghostbuster
    Level 1
    Skills: Paranormal Investigation and Elimintation
    Gear: Standard issue Ghostbusters gear, including jumpsuit, PKE Meter, Trap, Belt Gizmo, Ecto-Goggles, Mk. 1 Proton Pack.

    (Switch Friend Code) SW-4910-9735-6014(PSN) timspork (Steam) timspork (XBox) Timspork


    JebusUD
  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Does someone have that Simpsons Gabber remix on repeat?

    I keep hearing "Save me Jebus!"

    I think it's coming from the basement

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Meanwhile, the Pathfinder group in the next apartment over tries to pointedly ignore the fact that those fucks next door are murdering people again.

    Geth, roll 1d20 for Ignore Murder.

    Ignore Murder:
    1d20 14 [1d20=14]

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Oh, I'll be fleshcrafted!!! Pick me!

    geth roll 1d100 to flesh craft Cilla into David Bowie

    to flesh craft Cilla into David Bowie:
    1d100 47 [1d100=47]

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    hmm looks like I only managed David Horowitz. Sorry, Cil. :cry:

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Can we just get to this god damn mall, in the game that we're playing, on the one night i have away from the my septuplets

    Theodore FlooseveltNeoToma
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Ringo wrote: »
    Does someone have that Simpsons Gabber remix on repeat?

    I keep hearing "Save me Jebus!"

    I think it's coming from the basement

    Someone is in danger!

    I rush to the basement and break down the door.

    geth roll 1d20 for breaking down the door

    breaking:
    1d20 12 [1d20=12]

    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Nooooooooooo

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    Can we just get to this god damn mall, in the game that we're playing, on the one night i have away from the my septuplets

    You named.all of your septuplets Kevin why would we do what you want to do

    Disgusting

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Darrin, Erika is super-pissed already that you have ruined this rousing game, and now you are trying to rekill her corpse puppet.

    ROLL FOR ALACRITY, IT'S FIGHT TIME

    wait are we playing vampire

    times to get my tzimisce on hands up who wants to be fleshcrafted

    geth roll 1d100 to reform kevin into a lovely vase suitable for ashes or flower arranging

    Actually I'm okay with this

    Just make it so he can't speak.

    Maybe the flowers can come out of the butt


    It will be funny when he farts

    Cilla BlackDonovan Puppyfucker
  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    Can we just get to this god damn mall, in the game that we're playing, on the one night i have away from the my septuplets

    Gentle Reminder that this is the third session in a row where Metal's necromancy has completely derailed the game

    Gentle Reminder that thing in the basement? It's loose again.

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Ringo wrote: »
    Does someone have that Simpsons Gabber remix on repeat?

    I keep hearing "Save me Jebus!"

    I think it's coming from the basement
    Oh god, did we remember to feed Mom her sacrifice tonight?

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  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    Greg, roll for snoopiness

    Geth roll 1d20 to see how much Greg see's.

    to see how much Greg see's.:
    1d20 12 [1d20=12]

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I have never been more convinced that Geth is faking these rolls.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    I have never been more convinced that Geth is faking these rolls.

    he certainly likes the number 12

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    Can we just get to this god damn mall, in the game that we're playing, on the one night i have away from the my septuplets

    You named.all of your septuplets Kevin why would we do what you want to do

    Disgusting

    Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin and lil' Kev all love their names, they wouldn't have it any other way!

    Donovan Puppyfucker
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Ringo wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Can we just get to this god damn mall, in the game that we're playing, on the one night i have away from the my septuplets

    Gentle Reminder that this is the third session in a row where Metal's necromancy has completely derailed the game

    Gentle Reminder that thing in the basement? It's loose again.

    IF KEVIN WOULD STOP COMING OVER WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO KEEP KILLING HIM

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Greg, roll for snoopiness

    Geth roll 1d20 to see how much Greg see's.
    You're pretty Snoopy. Certainly not a World War One flying ace, and DEFINITELY not Joe Cool, but solidly Snoopy.

    YL9WnCY.png
  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Greg, roll for snoopiness

    Geth roll 1d20 to see how much Greg see's.
    You're pretty Snoopy. Certainly not a World War One flying ace, and DEFINITELY not Joe Cool, but solidly Snoopy.

    Best roll damage for spinal bruising from sleeping on top of a triangle

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Ringo wrote: »
    Does someone have that Simpsons Gabber remix on repeat?

    I keep hearing "Save me Jebus!"

    I think it's coming from the basement
    Oh god, did we remember to feed Mom her sacrifice tonight?

    Throw her some Hawaiian pizzas

    And this vase

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    put the pizza in the vase!

    two jobs at once

    MetalbourneCilla Black
  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Mom, roll for mastication

    YL9WnCY.png
  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Ringo wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Can we just get to this god damn mall, in the game that we're playing, on the one night i have away from the my septuplets

    Gentle Reminder that this is the third session in a row where Metal's necromancy has completely derailed the game

    Gentle Reminder that thing in the basement? It's loose again.

    IF KEVIN WOULD STOP COMING OVER WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO KEEP KILLING HIM

    Considerate Reminder that Kevin is Chincy's friend

    Considerate Reminder that Chincy likes to declare Kevin is "Not that bad really" and "You just have to get to know him"

    Considerate Reminder that Kevin likes to declare that you will either "Love me or hate me", without providing evidence that the former is actually a valid response to his presence

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Mom, roll for mastication

    and definitely don't phone post this command

    YukiraMagic Pink
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Ringo wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Can we just get to this god damn mall, in the game that we're playing, on the one night i have away from the my septuplets

    Gentle Reminder that thing in the basement? It's loose again.

    Am I saving it?

    I did kick down the door. so, it's likely to be loose in not the basement soon.

    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Ringo wrote: »
    Ringo wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Can we just get to this god damn mall, in the game that we're playing, on the one night i have away from the my septuplets

    Gentle Reminder that this is the third session in a row where Metal's necromancy has completely derailed the game

    Gentle Reminder that thing in the basement? It's loose again.

    IF KEVIN WOULD STOP COMING OVER WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO KEEP KILLING HIM

    Considerate Reminder that Kevin is Chincy's friend

    Considerate Reminder that Chincy likes to declare Kevin is "Not that bad really" and "You just have to get to know him"

    Considerate Reminder that Kevin likes to declare that you will either "Love me or hate me", without providing evidence that the former is actually a valid response to his presence

    Chincy, now I'm not saying that you're wrong for liking Kevin

    But I am saying that we have plenty of bare shelves to put vases on

    Cilla Black
  • QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Ringo wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Can we just get to this god damn mall, in the game that we're playing, on the one night i have away from the my septuplets

    Gentle Reminder that thing in the basement? It's loose again.

    Am I saving it?

    I did kick down the door. so, it's likely to be loose in not the basement soon.

    Wait, is mom the thing in the basement. She has a name, people.

  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited August 2015
    You're pretty Snoopy. Certainly not a World War One flying ace, and DEFINITELY not Joe Cool, but solidly Snoopy.

    :Greg spies, out of the corner of his eye, the DnD setup, and the reanimated headless corpse of Kevin.:

    Oh, some good ole Dungeon's and Dragon's eh?

    I used to get PREEETY into that back in the day!

    Ya'll have a good night, and make sure to keep it down.

    Oh, and don't open the basement door, one of our previous sessions got a little, how do you say, OUT OF HAND HAHAHA, and we might have summoned Nogg Shannoth, the Ur Killer.

    It's been a few years of eternal torment and solitude for him, so he might be a WEE bit of a grumpy puss.

    Have a nice night ya'll! And please change that Green Well of Infernal Souls into an HOA compliant color, THANKS!

    Transporter on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Qanamil wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Ringo wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Can we just get to this god damn mall, in the game that we're playing, on the one night i have away from the my septuplets

    Gentle Reminder that thing in the basement? It's loose again.

    Am I saving it?

    I did kick down the door. so, it's likely to be loose in not the basement soon.

    Wait, is mom the thing in the basement. She has a name, people.

    And if you utter even one syllable of it I'm going to lose my shit!

    THE LAST CURSE WAS HARD ENOUGH TO GET RID OF

    Cilla Black
  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Ringo wrote: »
    Ringo wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Can we just get to this god damn mall, in the game that we're playing, on the one night i have away from the my septuplets

    Gentle Reminder that this is the third session in a row where Metal's necromancy has completely derailed the game

    Gentle Reminder that thing in the basement? It's loose again.

    IF KEVIN WOULD STOP COMING OVER WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO KEEP KILLING HIM

    Considerate Reminder that Kevin is Chincy's friend

    Considerate Reminder that Chincy likes to declare Kevin is "Not that bad really" and "You just have to get to know him"

    Considerate Reminder that Kevin likes to declare that you will either "Love me or hate me", without providing evidence that the former is actually a valid response to his presence

    Chincy, now I'm not saying that you're wrong for liking Kevin

    But I am saying that we have plenty of bare shelves to put vases on

    Woah woah woah I thought Kevin was Langlys friend

    Who brought Kevin?!

    I have a podcast about Power Rangers:Teenagers With Attitude | TWA Facebook Group
  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    kevin merely is

    he is a foible we must deal with before we can move onto the next level

  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Humane Reminder: Greg has seen too much

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
    Geth
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    I named all seven of my children after Kevin but I wouldn't call him a friend

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    i just noticed that i'm past 60k posts, although I think there were thousands lost in the transition to the new forum

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Langly I am a huge fan of your new(ish) avatar

    I have a podcast about Power Rangers:Teenagers With Attitude | TWA Facebook Group
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