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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    My Amazon order got sent to an old address and a new one. ;_;

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    hey desc what are your running times

    kind of curious

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    frampton comes alive, obvi

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    maybe you guys should try having better genes hth

    maybe this is racism

    poo
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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Evening. I wonder how sore I'm going to be tomorrow. I recon very.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    i have two (2) albums on vinyl:

    Willie Nelson - Shotgun Willie
    The Ramones - Rocket to Russia

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Hey hakkes

    We statistically have a thing where our opinions differ and I think your opinion on that thing is dumb

    (am I doing it right I just want to fit in)

    ugh fine ill sleep with you too

    lets just skip the part where you're mean to me to make it there, you're not very good at it tbh

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    The Texas City disaster, the worst industrial disaster in American history, was caused by a single cigarette
    Further proof that smoking is a dangerous habit.
    When will you people learn

    Bless your heart.
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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I am having weird dreams on this muscle relaxer. Last night I dreamt that my wife was asleep and I just put this record on using my dad's hand crank record player and it woke her up and she was like "why did you do that" and I did not have an answer.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    By the way, I just got a record player.

    Any albums that are particularly worth having on vinyl?

    no

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Handsome guys who used to be frumpy are people I particularly look up to.

    One day I intend to become one of them.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    he's so handsome

    he's so perfect

    meh

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    Can't even be mad at him because he blossomed

    He knows what it's like to be unattractive too

    at an all boys high school

    good irish catholic boy

    still calls his mom all the time

    lets her know when he's got a new phone

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    maybe you guys should try having better genes hth

    maybe this is racism

    no it is definitely racism

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Hey hakkes

    We statistically have a thing where our opinions differ and I think your opinion on that thing is dumb

    (am I doing it right I just want to fit in)

    ugh fine ill sleep with you too

    lets just skip the part where you're mean to me to make it there, you're not very good at it tbh

    Oh god my self esteem

    How the tables have turned

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    I am having weird dreams on this muscle relaxer. Last night I dreamt that my wife was asleep and I just put this record on using my dad's hand crank record player and it woke her up and she was like "why did you do that" and I did not have an answer.

    you actually did this.
    you just sat there listening to an old record smoking an old hickory pipe wearing a top hat.

    Bless your heart.
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    TOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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    SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    Interesting how both Halifax and Texas city were french ships exploding

    maybe the probability of that isn't as low as it seems

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    John Oliver is someone who has very slowly but consistently grown from awkward to handsome over time.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i am tired of working for a living

    there has to be a better way

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I am having weird dreams on this muscle relaxer. Last night I dreamt that my wife was asleep and I just put this record on using my dad's hand crank record player and it woke her up and she was like "why did you do that" and I did not have an answer.

    wow man these dreams are crazy

    i bet in another one you're eating cereal

    or

    *gasp*

    going to work

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    C:\>powershell
    'powershell' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
    operable program or batch file.
    

    there are so many things wrong with what's happening to me right now

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Hey new plurals are back

    Bless your heart.
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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Winky wrote: »
    John Oliver is someone who has very slowly but consistently grown from awkward to handsome over time.

    He pretty much never changed.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    By the way, I just got a record player.

    Any albums that are particularly worth having on vinyl?

    Just buy a bunch of Brazilian jazz and bossa nova records for $0.99 a piece

    When ladies comes over, pull one out, blow the dust off with a big theatrical exhalation, and chuckle, "ah, here's a timeless ol' chestnut"

    Drop the needle and as it crackles ask her, "Capirinha?"

    http://youtu.be/9srw5FRm5eA

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i am tired of working for a living

    there has to be a better way

    Lottery or... no, that's it. Though, buying the ticket might count as well work...

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    John Oliver is someone who has very slowly but consistently grown from awkward to handsome over time.

    i went cute, doofy, cute, gangly, cute, fucking amazing, fat

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i am tired of working for a living

    there has to be a better way

    Lottery or... no, that's it. Though, buying the ticket might count as well work...

    why does society expect me to do things

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i am tired of working for a living

    there has to be a better way
    You could try working for your death.

    That cool, numbing release, like the first lungful of winter air.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    John Oliver is someone who has very slowly but consistently grown from awkward to handsome over time.

    He pretty much never changed.

    he got better haircuts over time

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    By the way, I just got a record player.

    Any albums that are particularly worth having on vinyl?

    Just buy a bunch of Brazilian jazz and bossa nova records for $0.99 a piece

    When ladies comes over, pull one out, blow the dust off with a big theatrical exhalation, and chuckle, "ah, here's a timeless ol' chestnut"

    Drop the needle and as it crackles ask her, "Capirinha?"

    http://youtu.be/9srw5FRm5eA

    But first

    http://www.amazon.com/Shindigz-Plastic-Life-Preserver/dp/B004XHXGAC

    for when you're inevitably drowning in pussy

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Don't work for A living, Chanus!

    Work for MY living!

    Much more rewarding imo

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    John Oliver is someone who has very slowly but consistently grown from awkward to handsome over time.

    He pretty much never changed.

    It is subtle, but I think he's a lot more attractive now than he was on the Daily Show.

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    i had a crazy cool dream but now i can't remember

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Don't work for A living, Chanus!

    Work for MY living!

    Much more rewarding imo

    hmm

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    i would not describe john oliver as handsome

    I would say he is of sufficient attractiveness that being funny makes him seem more attractive

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    John Oliver is someone who has very slowly but consistently grown from awkward to handsome over time.

    i went cute, doofy, cute, gangly, cute, fucking amazing, fat

    I went baby, bowl cut, awkward, fat, ugly

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i am tired of working for a living

    there has to be a better way

    Lottery or... no, that's it. Though, buying the ticket might count as well work...

    why does society expect me to do things

    but chanus... you are society

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    i would not describe john oliver as handsome

    I would say he is of sufficient attractiveness that being funny makes him seem more attractive

    That's a fair assessment.

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Hmm, I should definitely acquire some bossa nova albums

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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