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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Then bald

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i am tired of working for a living

    there has to be a better way

    Lottery or... no, that's it. Though, buying the ticket might count as well work...

    why does society expect me to do things

    but chanus... you are society

    omg

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    I think John Oliver looks like a dork and I would give him a wedgie.

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    At least six times.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    By the way, I just got a record player.

    Any albums that are particularly worth having on vinyl?

    Just buy a bunch of Brazilian jazz and bossa nova records for $0.99 a piece

    When ladies comes over, pull one out, blow the dust off with a big theatrical exhalation, and chuckle, "ah, here's a timeless ol' chestnut"

    Drop the needle and as it crackles ask her, "Capirinha?"

    http://youtu.be/9srw5FRm5eA

    gotta have plenty of prophylactics on hand if you own this record

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1oB9fgpFc

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    John Oliver is someone who has very slowly but consistently grown from awkward to handsome over time.

    He pretty much never changed.

    It is subtle, but I think he's a lot more attractive now than he was on the Daily Show.

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    I think John Oliver looks like a dork and I would give him a wedgie.

    man JO be packing heat
    He'll pull out his S&W and be like "DO YOU WANT TO TRY ME?!" in that shrilling british whine.

    Bless your heart.
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    i would not describe john oliver as handsome

    I would say he is of sufficient attractiveness that being funny makes him seem more attractive

    That's a fair assessment.

    I think it's kind of cruel in the way that only a fairly accurate statement can be, too

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i am tired of working for a living

    there has to be a better way

    Lottery or... no, that's it. Though, buying the ticket might count as well work...

    why does society expect me to do things

    but chanus... you are society

    omg

    reall maek u think

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    I think John Oliver looks like a dork and I would give him a wedgie.

    man JO be packing heat
    He'll pull out his S&W and be like "DO YOU WANT TO TRY ME?!" in that shrilling british whine.

    lol JO lol

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    And it's particularly galling that they seem to consider most of my original recipes funnier than my jokes. The pickled bananas in mustard sauce had them howling for weeks. They could at least have tried cooking it before making fun of it.

    I want to try.

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    John Oliver is prettier than me :(

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    oh that's right

    i made a mahi mahi ceviche earlier

    care to try some?

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    oh that's right

    i made a mahi mahi ceviche earlier

    care to try some?

    email me a cup

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    John Oliver is someone who has very slowly but consistently grown from awkward to handsome over time.

    He pretty much never changed.

    It is subtle, but I think he's a lot more attractive now than he was on the Daily Show.

    disagree

    his new haircut displeases me

    tousled & slightly too long pls

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    John Oliver is prettier than me :(

    Nothing to be ashamed of.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    AND IF A DOUBLE DECKER BUSSSSSSSS
    CRASHES INTO USSSSSS

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    John Oliver is someone who has very slowly but consistently grown from awkward to handsome over time.

    He pretty much never changed.

    It is subtle, but I think he's a lot more attractive now than he was on the Daily Show.

    disagree

    his new haircut displeases me

    tousled & slightly too long pls

    Yeah he is way cuter with his bangs

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    hockey guy surprisingly on point today

    so hurtful

    Be mean to Hakkekage Day 2: still going strong

    is this just a whole negging conspiracy going on

    are you priming me to be desperate for your approval so I'll sleep with you

    if so

    IT'S WORKING *sobs*

    Negging? Of course not.

    *takes notes*

    I mean, your mile times are pretty bad

    I'll bet you couldn't even improve them so why try

    *waits for Hakkekage to harness her rage and either hit new heights of fitness or else else emotionally inplode*

    oh god desc THEY ARE REALLY BAD *melts into tears*

    *raps his pen against his clipboard*

    Hmm

    This backfire is going to get me in trouble with the Science Ethics Police

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    its caipirinha!

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
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    NNID: Hakkekage
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    It's ok Hakkes! I got this!

    Desc, you spelled "implode" INCORRECTLY.

    BAM!

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    lol drugs

    Clever girl..

    Bless your heart.
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    come, see how great the view of the city is over here in the corbousier chair

    oh there's penny of room!

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
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    #notacop #skippy

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Neco wrote: »
    It's ok Hakkes! I got this!

    Desc, you spelled "implode" INCORRECTLY.

    BAM!

    OH SHIT

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    It's ok Hakkes! I got this!

    Desc, you spelled "implode" INCORRECTLY.

    BAM!

    h5 neco bitches gotta stand up for bitches

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    god damn snitches

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    who negs the neggers

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    ok that statement is too racist adjacent I felt awkward just typing it

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Now everyone is going to laugh at your spelling error!

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited August 2015
    Mr Robot:

    Older black hacker dude watching a movie (Hackers?): "27 years of hackin I ain't never seen no god damned 3D animated dancing virus."
    Fat hacker dude, sadly: "And I've never flown through a data structure that looked like a Tron city. :( "

    Jacobkosh on
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    ok that statement is too racist adjacent I felt awkward just typing it

    you're not very good at this negging thing are you, Landshark

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    NNID: Hakkekage
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    ok that statement is too racist adjacent I felt awkward just typing it

    I just reported you to the SPLC as a Hateshark

    Bless your heart.
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    oh this, just a little something i brought back from my recent trip to south america

    oh you've never tried before? you simply must -- it's a grand time!

    *snorts*

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    who negs the neggers

    .....

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    come, see how great the view of the city is over here in the corbousier chair

    oh there's penny of room!

    Let's quit our jobs and become life coaches

    We're giving away priceless jewels here

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    ok that statement is too racist adjacent I felt awkward just typing it

    my brain misread it and was all daaaaaaaaamn

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    It's hard to find cheap baked desserts in local stores.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    It's ok Hakkes! I got this!

    Desc, you spelled "implode" INCORRECTLY.

    BAM!

    h5 neco bitches gotta stand up for bitches

    Woah Neco

    You're not going to just let her call you a bitch are you

    I'll hold your hoops

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