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The Great [Chat] Conspiracy

ElkiElki get busyModerator, ClubPA mod
edited April 2007 in Debate and/or Discourse
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Maji's banned, people!

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Gnasty wrote: »
    What is this about electronicmaji and his girlfriend? How is he and how old is she?

    He's 18, she's now 15, but when we first met him, she was 14.

    The rule is (1/2)(your age)+7

    At best, he could be dating a 16 year old. Anything younger is creepy and wrong, both morally and mathematically.

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  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    redx wrote:
    I should totally be able to ball someone 13 years younger than me.

    Yeah, but that'd make her 37!

    I deleted, cause I suck at math.

    I actually can ball someone who is 7 years younger than me legally.

    redx on
    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
  • GnastyGnasty Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Here's to hoping whatever the hell was going on in the last chat thread doesn't find its way into this one.

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I find myself tiring of teen-agers lately.

    stilist on
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  • JinniganJinnigan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    but it you're 10 then the youngest you can date is 12?

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    New [chat]!

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    so somebody 90 could date somebody who is 52?

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Gnasty, it won't. Maji hit the point limit again.
    How long is this ban going to be?

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  • GnastyGnasty Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Maji's banned, people!

    YES.

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Gnasty wrote: »
    Here's to hoping whatever the hell was going on in the last chat thread doesn't find its way into this one.

    The wrongness has been banned.

    Loren Michael on
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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I love XKCD so much.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Well -- I did what I knew I shouldn't, and I watched that VT kid's video. Now I'm uncertain as to how I'll handle the basketball game tonight. If they lose it might get ugly, folks.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    mcdermott wrote: »
    how the fuck is it creepy?

    my dad is 55

    my mom is 48


    how the fuck is it creepy?
    HUH?!?!?!


    HUH

    its fucking normal bitchwads

    Was your dad 21 and your mom 14 when they stated dating? Because if so, yeah that's creepy too. I wonder if shit like that is genetic.


    it doesnt matter age difference is the same no matter what age you are whether 10 year old dating a 13 year old or a 95 year old dating a 98 year old

    1/2 + 7

    See, it involves division and so the age gap widens as the age increases.

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I MUST BAKE THINGS!
    TO THE OVEN UNDER THE BRIDGE!

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    redx wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    redx wrote:
    I should totally be able to ball someone 13 years younger than me.

    Yeah, but that'd make her 37!

    I deleted, cause I suck at math.

    I actually can ball someone who is 7 years younger than me legally.

    I know, I saved it to make a joke, old man.

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    thorgot wrote: »
    so somebody 90 could date somebody who is 52?

    If that's what the math says. I don't argue with the numbers.

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  • flamebroiledchickenflamebroiledchicken Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Man, toast is awesome, you guys

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  • NoomNoom Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Ahaha, ya man age difference doesn't matter one hoot how old you are.
    There is definitely no maturity difference between a 15 yr old and 18 yr old that is recognized by law.
    What I am trying to say is: you should put it in her butt.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    XCKD > Qwantz
    THERE I SAID IT

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    thorgot wrote: »
    so somebody 90 could date somebody who is 52?

    Only if she's Anna Nicole Smith?

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Not for nothing, but you guys were really trolling EM to try and get him to spaz out and get himself banned. Granted he was a total cockbag and fell into your trap but...really now... :/

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    New thread! w00t!

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Noom wrote: »
    Ahaha, ya man age difference doesn't matter one hoot how old you are.
    There is definitely no maturity difference between a 15 yr old and 18 yr old that is recognized by law.
    What I am trying to say is: you should put it in her butt.

    No, mouth. That's not sex, at least, not if you listen to Clinton.

    Me Too! on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Noom wrote: »
    Ahaha, ya man age difference doesn't matter one hoot how old you are.
    There is definitely no maturity difference between a 15 yr old and 18 yr old that is recognized by law.
    What I am trying to say is: you should put it in her butt.

    If she's old enough to bleed, she's old enough to breed.
    If there's grass on the field, it's time to play ball.
    If she shaves and takes birth control... aw, fuck, there goes my system.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • GnastyGnasty Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Well -- I did what I knew I shouldn't, and I watched that VT kid's video. Now I'm uncertain as to how I'll handle the basketball game tonight. If they lose it might get ugly, folks.
    I want to know what he says but I really don't want to watch the videos. They would creep me out so much.

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Not for nothing, but you guys were really trolling EM to try and get him to spaz out and get himself banned. Granted he was a total cockbag and fell into your trap but...really now... :/

    Shh! There's mods around!

    Me Too! on
  • flamebroiledchickenflamebroiledchicken Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The equation doesn't really work at ages younger than 14, but that's not really a problem

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Not for nothing, but you guys were really trolling EM to try and get him to spaz out and get himself banned. Granted he was a total cockbag and fell into your trap but...really now... :/

    Shh! There's mods around!

    The mods did nothing wrong.

    Drez on
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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Not for nothing, but you guys were really trolling EM to try and get him to spaz out and get himself banned. Granted he was a total cockbag and fell into your trap but...really now... :/
    Did you read maji posts before he got banned the last time? He's a troll through and through, he won't be missed. I'd be surprised if the pedo thing was even legit, because it seems to me it was just a way to get PA riled up at him.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Not for nothing, but you guys were really trolling EM to try and get him to spaz out and get himself banned. Granted he was a total cockbag and fell into your trap but...really now... :/

    Shh! There's mods around!

    The mods did nothing wrong.

    And neither did we, as far as the mods know

    Me Too! on
  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The equation doesn't really work at ages younger than 14, but that's not really a problem

    Below that, and it's babysitter numbers. That should be the extent of the relationship at that age.

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  • NoomNoom Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Noom wrote: »
    Ahaha, ya man age difference doesn't matter one hoot how old you are.
    There is definitely no maturity difference between a 15 yr old and 18 yr old that is recognized by law.
    What I am trying to say is: you should put it in her butt.

    No, mouth. That's not sex, at least, not if you listen to Clinton.
    I'm still abstaining when I'm doing anal training.

    Noom on
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  • GnastyGnasty Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Feral wrote: »
    XCKD > Qwantz
    THERE I SAID IT
    What the hell is wrong with you. Qwantz is significantly better than XCKD.

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Not for nothing, but you guys were really trolling EM to try and get him to spaz out and get himself banned. Granted he was a total cockbag and fell into your trap but...really now... :/
    Did you read maji posts before he got banned the last time? He's a troll through and through, he won't be missed. I'd be surprised if the pedo thing was even legit, or if it was just a way to get PA riled up at him.
    He won't be missed by me either. Not one little fucking bit.

    And he should have been banned.

    All *I'm* saying is that people were trying to make him spaz out. It worked, but I question the ethics of that. Whatever.

    Drez on
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  • JinniganJinnigan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    banned people don't have avatars changed

    is this a problem?
    Feral wrote: »
    XCKD > Qwantz
    THERE I SAID IT

    one of these is for science and math nerds

    the other is for english and monty pythong nerds

    WHICH ONE IS WHICH???

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    My girlfriend made the most baller stuffed shells.

    FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Gnasty wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Well -- I did what I knew I shouldn't, and I watched that VT kid's video. Now I'm uncertain as to how I'll handle the basketball game tonight. If they lose it might get ugly, folks.
    I want to know what he says but I really don't want to watch the videos. They would creep me out so much.
    If you're curious about what he says, try to find transcripts. The videos are pretty upsetting. He basically hates rich people and feels he is a martyr and is avenging something, somehow. He blames other people for his pain to the point of murdering them. He's clearly not altogether.

    Man...

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Not for nothing, but you guys were really trolling EM to try and get him to spaz out and get himself banned. Granted he was a total cockbag and fell into your trap but...really now... :/

    I don't think he got banned from the spazzing in here, I think it was from my post in the VT thread.

    Not that I should take credit or anything, there's so many people I should thank. The director, the cast, the crew, all the little people I've stepped on to be where I am today...

    moniker on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Noom wrote: »
    Noom wrote: »
    Ahaha, ya man age difference doesn't matter one hoot how old you are.
    There is definitely no maturity difference between a 15 yr old and 18 yr old that is recognized by law.
    What I am trying to say is: you should put it in her butt.

    No, mouth. That's not sex, at least, not if you listen to Clinton.
    I'm still abstaining when I'm doing anal training.

    Who remembers the Family Guy with ear sex?
    Anything related to the ear is "Aural."
    Ear sex = Aural sex.
    Way to make fun of "oral isn't sex," but be all sneaky about it.

    Me Too! on
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