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The new dollars are a giant EVIL plot!!!
Spectral Swallow
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So I got one of the new dollars today, and while it is nice and gold and stuff, I realized there was no need for it. So why would they change the fun loving paper dollar bill to the stupid coin type? After large amounts of research, I discovered a plot that reached all the way to the white house!
That's right, the new dollar bills are there so that when you go to Titty bars, you can't stick them in the girls underwear, and have to upgrade to $5 bills!
Oh god...
THEY'RE COMING!!!
That's right, the new dollar bills are there so that when you go to Titty bars, you can't stick them in the girls underwear, and have to upgrade to $5 bills!
Oh god...
THEY'RE COMING!!!
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this is going to be bad
you and your crazy loonies
My world was turn upside down
i've never really enjoyed those kind of strip clubs
One thought it would teach kids about the presidents since they would have a new president on the coin every so often.
The other guy talked something about how economical it is.
The last guy was like how are we going to give these to the strippers, won't someone think of the strippers.
Oh, NPR how I love thee.
False alarm
also two dollar coins.
they're not really an issue at strip clubs. most of the places let you buy basically monopoly money for a buck each if you don't wanna use fives.
mind you, you don't get much for a buck in our strip clubs.
also our paper money is different colors so it's impossible to accidentally give a cab driver a hundred, and stops customers saying "I gave you a fifty and you only gave me change for a ten"
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Who needs to go to them when any decent bar turns into a strip club after 1?
It's fucking 2007 people.
My sweet, untouched Miranda
And while the seagulls are crying
We fall but our souls are flying
We ought to have little plastic keycards with all of our money already on them.
Oh wait, we already have that!
Touche'
^^^owned
Call his mom to pick him up from the school of pain
also, this thread reminds me of a woman who had a six-pack of beer dangling from her labia piercings
She just left.
He's at his birthday, wearing the party hat of PWNING
on a paper plate of BUUURRRRRRRRRN
I hope you get Hepatitus C.
or a grumpy gus
or a moody martha
be a positive polly!
say it with a smile!
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
you start off with four people and when someone finally knocks her out everyone has to try and fuck her
so one dude gets left out basically
like musical chairs
then you just rule out a certain hole next turn and so on
the winner gets to take a limb
And the game will be called SE++
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Will the winner wear a crown made entirely of cocksdickslol?
Also who uses cash anymore anyhow?
Note: When talking to somebody who went up to some strip bars in canada, apparently they took great joy in throwing toonies at the strippers, just a thought.
People who don't like bank fees and credit card interest.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Laughed so fucking hard.
but you gotta toss on a dom
Oh wait, Montreal.... :P
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"that'll be three fifty"
"hear you go"
"whoops, I gave you a green, this is change for a purple."
"Oh, you're right, sorry, here's two more blues"