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[TF2] The Crate Depression

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    PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    More like Bonus Ducks 2: Bonus Ducks Harder.

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Fan update is aliens from the moon

    Halloween update is aliens from mars

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    Mr. ButtonsMr. Buttons Registered User regular
    PMAvers wrote: »
    More like Bonus Ducks 2: Bonus Ducks Harder.

    I ducking hope not

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    PMAvers wrote: »
    More like Bonus Ducks 2: Bonus Ducks Harder.

    Ducks reskinned to be similarly shaped rubber antlered-deer bath toys.

    Bonus Bucks!

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    The only good thing to come out of the duck journal update was the voice line for Merasmus yelling "bonus ducks!".

    He just sounds so excited.

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    UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    turtleant wrote: »
    So is the Alien update just gonna be this years Halloween update or what?

    100% not the Halloween update

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    Bear is DrivingBear is Driving Registered User regular
    edited October 2015
    UEAKCrash wrote: »
    turtleant wrote: »
    So is the Alien update just gonna be this years Halloween update or what?

    100% not an update

    Fixed for reality

    Edit: figures they'd announce it today.

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    hey guys, apparently something is happening: http://www.teamfortress.com/invasion/

    and there's this cool new map to go with it:

    https://youtu.be/QOdt2UDKF94

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    UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    FUCKIN CHRIST THAT WAS HARD TO TRY TO KEEP A SECRET IT LEAKED SO MUCH BUT WOO MAP IN GAAAAME.

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    PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    Such bad clipping, 0/10 worst update.

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    CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    i'm actually kind of surprised Probed was the map that you got in the game first Crash. I was expecting Glassworks to be the one to make it in first.

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    PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    UEAKCrash wrote: »
    FUCKIN CHRIST THAT WAS HARD TO TRY TO KEEP A SECRET IT LEAKED SO MUCH BUT WOO MAP IN GAAAAME.

    Congratulations on having a map in an update!

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    Congratulations Crash! Real glad you got a map in game.

    Can't say I'm super pumped about the rest of the update, or spending money to get crates that you have to spend more money to open apparently becoming the norm, but oh well.

    I'll grab my ticket tomorrow.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    the update movie is pretty solid too, valve quality stuff.

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    EidolonOrpheusEidolonOrpheus NoatunRegistered User regular
    Are there no contracts with this update?

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    looks like there's not

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    why isn't my TF2 patching

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    Are those actual new weapons or reskins?

    I just assumed they were reskins but it would be real weird for the C.A.P.P.E.R. and the Shooting Star to fire bullets.

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    Bear is DrivingBear is Driving Registered User regular
    Two things:

    1. I am glad you finally have a map in the game.

    2. I am glad it is not wubwub.

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    EidolonOrpheusEidolonOrpheus NoatunRegistered User regular
    The halloween map is actually just wubwub with the ghosts that go boo and Spooky Scary Skeletons playing every track change.

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    ThrackThrack Registered User regular
    'Gratz Crash
    I was pretty burned out on the whole contracts thing and wasn't really looking forward to another one. This pass not having contracts and only being $2 means I'll definitely pitch in.
    In for a map stamp too.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited October 2015
    I'm gonna follow crash around to random pub servers and complain about the bad clipping

    ah there ARE contracts, it just doesn't mention them on the update page

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    Mr. ButtonsMr. Buttons Registered User regular
    edited October 2015
    I think I expected something different with this update.. not sure why, not sure what
    Happy the pass is 100% going to the content creators, but it feels exactly like the duck journal
    Either way, new content, and attention is still being paid to this game, so I'm happy

    e:

    ah there ARE contracts, it just doesn't mention them on the update page

    This makes me feel better about the pass

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    So I know we usually play all the new maps when an update drops,

    but do we gotta play the 2fort reskin?

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    PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    turtleant wrote: »
    So I know we usually play all the new maps when an update drops,

    but do we gotta play the 2fort reskin?

    YES.

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    EidolonOrpheusEidolonOrpheus NoatunRegistered User regular
    When's tombfort

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    PMAvers wrote: »
    turtleant wrote: »
    So I know we usually play all the new maps when an update drops,

    but do we gotta play the 2fort reskin?

    YES.

    Ffffffffff

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    PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    turtleant wrote: »
    PMAvers wrote: »
    turtleant wrote: »
    So I know we usually play all the new maps when an update drops,

    but do we gotta play the 2fort reskin?

    YES.

    Ffffffffff

    Just remember, people, when we go 24/7 ctf_2fort_invasion it'll be Turtle's fault.

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    Wait I can fix this, I can make it better!

    Oh wait I switched it to arena_byre oh nooooooo!

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited October 2015
    seems the Shooting Star is a Machina reskin

    and I think the Giger Counter is an Alien motion detector-themed wrangler

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    Yeah, machina shots will look a lot less weird coming out of that gun.

    The Capper is still goofy though.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    I'm gonna follow crash around to random pub servers and complain about the bad clipping

    ah there ARE contracts, it just doesn't mention them on the update page

    I think I was wrong, I bought the ticket now but I don't seem to have anything but gun mettle contracts still.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited October 2015
    d-d-d-double post

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    Yeah ticket is just to make crates drop. Kinda dumb.

    Well that and to give Crash money.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2015
    I miiiiiiight be a douche and install steam and TF 2 on my girlfriends laptop just to get in on this.

    Crash, convince me to spend money.

    And no appealing to my better nature by mentioning all the other wonderful people who pitched in on your map and the whole update, like a decent fella.

    I know how you do.

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    UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    Buy map stamps so I can buy beer and get drunk and go woooo and then make more stupid maps.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    protip: 2fort_invasion is still 2fort

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    protip: 2fort_invasion is still 2fort

    the detailing is actually really really cool tho

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    PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    edited October 2015
    Something interesting that wasn't directly mentioned (but was in the patch notes) was that the old Gunmettle cases are now going to show up as regular drops in the game instead of just from contracts. So I'm going to assume the Invasion cases will as well once the event ends, so the Invasion team will still be seeing revenue from key purchases in the future.

    Also, I really wish it was doublecross_invasion instead of teufort.

    Also did anyone else notice Crash on the loading screen for teufort_invasion?

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    UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    I did the logic for all the exploding aliens on that map. The other guy placed them, but I gave him an army of them to drag where ever he needed.

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