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College Football: Bama wins again; now is the long dark of the offseason

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    I still hate TCU and Gary Patterson. He's a little twat

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Yeah, fuck Gary Patterson.

    He's a bit of a shitheel

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited January 2016
    Okay, so who is CChavezTBW in the bowl pick 'em group?

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    iTunesIsEviliTunesIsEvil Cornfield? Cornfield.Registered User regular
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Okay, so who is CChavezTBW in the bowl pick 'em group?

    Clearly a cheater. In fact, looking at my spot there in the group, there are a lot of dirty, dirty cheaters.

    (oh my god, my bowl picks were horrible, just holy shit, what'd I do there?)

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Um guys... I should not be in 4th. I'm one of the worst pickers when it comes to college football.

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    BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    So I happen to be catching a bit of the FSU-Houston game at a gym and there's two guys having a conversation nearby. One's wearing an FSU sweatshirt and keeps talking about how it's a 'David and Goliath' game and Houston was only ahead because they threw everything and the kitchen sink at FSU in the first half but that stuff wears out eventually. Also that their option offense is weird and hard to prepare for because you never see it. So I piped up and asked if they had played Georgia Tech earlier this year.

    Had to leave a few minutes later, but I noticed that State had -2 rushing yards at that point (in the second half). Stopping the run is a gimmick, though. I think someone forgot to tell 12-1 Houston that they were David.

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Bobble wrote: »
    So I happen to be catching a bit of the FSU-Houston game at a gym and there's two guys having a conversation nearby. One's wearing an FSU sweatshirt and keeps talking about how it's a 'David and Goliath' game and Houston was only ahead because they threw everything and the kitchen sink at FSU in the first half but that stuff wears out eventually. Also that their option offense is weird and hard to prepare for because you never see it. So I piped up and asked if they had played Georgia Tech earlier this year.

    Had to leave a few minutes later, but I noticed that State had -2 rushing yards at that point (in the second half). Stopping the run is a gimmick, though. I think someone forgot to tell 12-1 Houston that they were David.

    FSU went 0-2 in Atlanta this year, which is one of my favorite stats of the year.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Second straight year a loophole is letting one of the two teams in the national title game practice as much as they want. Basically they can go full out until class is in session which for OSU last year and Alabama this year is not until the week after the title game, while their opponents start this week so the limited hours thing comes into play.

    NCAA needs to fix this, from a competitive balance standpoint.

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Second straight year a loophole is letting one of the two teams in the national title game practice as much as they want. Basically they can go full out until class is in session which for OSU last year and Alabama this year is not until the week after the title game, while their opponents start this week so the limited hours thing comes into play.

    NCAA needs to fix this, from a competitive balance standpoint.

    This actively benefits Alabama, so there's no chance of that happening. Saban would shut that down in an instant.

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    Urban Meyer claimed last year that they didn't come "anywhere close" to practicing more than 20 hours a week during the same period. Take that as you will.

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    TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited January 2016
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Okay, so who is CChavezTBW in the bowl pick 'em group?

    Clearly a cheater. In fact, looking at my spot there in the group, there are a lot of dirty, dirty cheaters.

    (oh my god, my bowl picks were horrible, just holy shit, what'd I do there?)
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Okay, so who is CChavezTBW in the bowl pick 'em group?

    That's me!

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Urban Meyer claimed last year that they didn't come "anywhere close" to practicing more than 20 hours a week during the same period. Take that as you will.

    If I trusted what Urban Meyer said, then he's still retired supporting his family and looking after his health.

    Right?

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular


    It is actively messed up that when I visit College Station this September I'll still have to watch a Noel Mazzone offense.

    Oh well. At least he's finally gone.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
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    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Urban Meyer claimed last year that they didn't come "anywhere close" to practicing more than 20 hours a week during the same period. Take that as you will.

    If I trusted what Urban Meyer said, then he's still retired supporting his family and looking after his health.

    Right?

    Yeah and if you could trust what Saban said he'd still be coaching the Dolphins.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Saban said he had no plans to leave Miami, and he didn't. He literally didn't until the flight with Mal Moore. Urban Meyer flat out made a fucking promise to his daughters and vowed he was retiring from football for good to focus on his health.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Even if that is true

    Why do you care?

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Lane Kiffen under Saban has secretly been my favorite thing.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Langly messaged me on Facebook and wanted me to talk smack on his behalf regarding the bowl challenge.

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    MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    Do we have any Clemson fans here? Hoping for a good game and not a steamroll

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    I'm a Clemson fan for the day, does that count?

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    QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    I'm a Clemson fan for the day, does that count?

    Me too. As a SCar fan I'll rep the state over hate-watching both teams.

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    JihadJesusJihadJesus Registered User regular
    Is anyone else else finding it really hard to give a shit about this game? ESPN seems determined to make it impossible to see college football in general and there are real playoffs now in progress.

    I guess maybe it is good for the game when Alabama is good. At least I kinda sorta care who loses.

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    a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    I can't really give a shit because it doesn't kick until 8:30 Eastern. I have a 6 month-old baby...I might watch the first quarter before I go to bed.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    JihadJesus wrote: »
    Is anyone else else finding it really hard to give a shit about this game? ESPN seems determined to make it impossible to see college football in general and there are real playoffs now in progress.

    I guess maybe it is good for the game when Alabama is good. At least I kinda sorta care who loses.

    The fact that they're airing fifteen, FIFTEEN separate broadcasts, of this shit is hilarious to me.

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    JihadJesus wrote: »
    Is anyone else else finding it really hard to give a shit about this game? ESPN seems determined to make it impossible to see college football in general and there are real playoffs now in progress.

    I guess maybe it is good for the game when Alabama is good. At least I kinda sorta care who loses.

    I don't know how you can say ESPN is trying to make it impossible to watch college football when we just got done with 40 bowl games, many of which were created with the express idea for ESPN to air more college football.

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    JihadJesus wrote: »
    Is anyone else else finding it really hard to give a shit about this game? ESPN seems determined to make it impossible to see college football in general and there are real playoffs now in progress.

    I guess maybe it is good for the game when Alabama is good. At least I kinda sorta care who loses.

    The fact that they're airing fifteen, FIFTEEN separate broadcasts, of this shit is hilarious to me.

    No joke I want one of the broadcasts to just be Finebaum talking to Phylis from Mulga and getting her unfiltered opinion of the Tide while it happens.

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    Fleur de AlysFleur de Alys Biohacker Registered User regular
    ESPN also tried to get the playoffs moved off of NYE but the bowls were having none of it.

    Anyway, super excited for this game tonight. Might play a little boozey National Championship Bingo while watching.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Nirya wrote: »
    Maximum wrote: »
    JihadJesus wrote: »
    Is anyone else else finding it really hard to give a shit about this game? ESPN seems determined to make it impossible to see college football in general and there are real playoffs now in progress.

    I guess maybe it is good for the game when Alabama is good. At least I kinda sorta care who loses.

    The fact that they're airing fifteen, FIFTEEN separate broadcasts, of this shit is hilarious to me.

    No joke I want one of the broadcasts to just be Finebaum talking to Phylis from Mulga and getting her unfiltered opinion of the Tide while it happens.

    You're in luck.
    SEC Network — Finebaum Film Room

    Paul Finebaum will host a show with analysis from Greg McElroy, Booger McFarland and Arkansas coach Bret Bielema. They will take live calls from fans, and fans can interact with the Twitter hashtag #FinebaumFilmRoom. Tune in to see Bielema talk to angry/happy Alabama fans.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Finebaum is the biggest troll in the world.

    He feeds off it.

    He lives off it.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Isn't one of them the awesome Spielman and others break down game film as it happens broadcast? I hope I can get that one.

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    a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    Isn't one of them the awesome Spielman and others break down game film as it happens broadcast? I hope I can get that one.

    I think that one is on ESPN2.

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    QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
    Oh shoot, I forgot about the breakdown broadcast. That was super cool last year.

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    I think I might watch the breakdown videos after the game.

    But it'll be kind of hard to watch and listen to that stuff while at a bar...

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    QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    I think I might watch the breakdown videos after the game.

    But it'll be kind of hard to watch and listen to that stuff while at a bar...

    Yeah, I'll be out as well, but if it ends up being a good game I'll definitely come back to the breakdown broadcast.

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Last year's breakdown was amazing because Pat Narduzzi was on it and was calling every single play before it happened just based on the formation.

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    BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    So EA Sports are literally monsters. The NCAA Football facebook page has been inactive for like, 18 months and suddenly there's a new post on it today with a heart monitor beeping.

    And any reasonable human being could have told them "activity on this page will be taken as a sign that we're making another game."

    Apparently no reasonable human beings work at EA, and they have now clarified that it's just about the title game tonight and they have no news about a new video game.

    Buncha geese.

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    MadEddyMadEddy Creepy house watching youRegistered User regular
    Roll Tide. I suppose. If you must.

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