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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I don't know what I expected.

    playing video games is hard work

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    is man not entitled to the saves on his system

    how many of these things do you have??

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    a lot

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    AtomikaCasualdesc
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Global warming isn't really going to be an enormous issue.

    haha

    In terms of shit that can go wrong and wreck the earth, it's pretty insignificant.

    Lots of humans will die too, sure.

    I'd be more worried about running out of fossil fuels without an alternative than worry that global warming might make Texas an unlivable desert and make Seattle's climate more like Florida's.

    lots of humans dying is a bad thing and we should work to avert that

    That'll probably solve global warming though.

    You can't have everything skippy, jeez!

    Ladies.
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    I can't wait for politicians to start calling on science and technology to solve global warming and we enter an era of doing tremendously stupid, expensive nonsense to try and fix it. Always a good time for science to slip the good shit in under the radar.

    Yes obviously we need this super collider for carbon sequestration because the higgs boson is actually like, a mega carbon binder you don't even know. Do you want the icecaps back or what?!

    Yeah it turns out brains actually filter carbon from the air crazy huh

    Also crayfish are the #1 carbon sinks in the American south

    AtomikaKruite
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Also I love pumpkin spice everything ohmygodi'mpartoftheproblem

    I too like our made up isn't actually pumpkin spice flavoring. Hell my wife got some perfume with pumpkin spice and it was the best!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    I woke up 4 hours late for work for the first time ever in 3.5 years, who could've possibly predicted this based on my posting last night

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
    KruiteElkiDonkey Kong
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I am so not looking forward to having to put together a bunch of baby furniture. I just know that my wife will sit there pregnant as hell reading directions that don't make sense giving me the "come on you're a man put this shit together" face. I can see it clear as I can see the stupid in my own face.

    don't be a chump and be a man for the mother of your child preacher

    men were biologically blessed with being able to follow dense ikea assembly instructions, that's just science

    It's sexist! Just like how the wife gets all these pillows on the bed and says "Pregnant." I just think she's building a pillow fort and doesn't want to share.

    i'll be the judge of that, second-class male

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    NNID: Hakkekage
  • milskimilski Their Will comes, at last, to Earth, to the Neath, as a storm crosses the sea. Registered User regular
    Does anybody actually give a shit about pumpkin spice?

    It's a fucking flavor. The jokes about it being for basic white girls are two years old.

    High, cold, eternal, immobile, minuscule. You endure; you burn.
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Paypal are offering credit deals

    Hmm

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong My lit AF posts will leave you shook Registered User regular
    If global warming disrupts the Atlantic current that allows Western Europe to steal all of the east coast US's GOD GIVEN AND DESERVED warmth, then I say bring it on and let the Thames freeze.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
    bowen
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Physics teach in gym shorts talks about gravity.

    Ladies.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    Does anybody actually give a shit about pumpkin spice?

    It's a fucking flavor. The jokes about it being for basic white girls are two years old.

    i love pumpkin spice but it's often way too artificial and cloyingly sweet and it'll be a bright day when I find one that gets it just right

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    NNID: Hakkekage
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I am so not looking forward to having to put together a bunch of baby furniture. I just know that my wife will sit there pregnant as hell reading directions that don't make sense giving me the "come on you're a man put this shit together" face. I can see it clear as I can see the stupid in my own face.

    don't be a chump and be a man for the mother of your child preacher

    men were biologically blessed with being able to follow dense ikea assembly instructions, that's just science

    It's sexist! Just like how the wife gets all these pillows on the bed and says "Pregnant." I just think she's building a pillow fort and doesn't want to share.

    i'll be the judge of that, second-class male

    I should have listened to the MRAs, feminists do want men to simply be slaves to their vaginas.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
    Hakkekage
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Don't despair. Not even over the fact that you don't despair.Registered User regular
    @vanguard I had a dream we larped together

    It was actually pretty badass. It was some post apocolyptic scenario and we had weird larp rifles that shot blanks or paint pellets or something and it was in a crazy decrepit warehouse

    But you were a total jerk and didn't explain the rules. I shot you in the back a bunch but you said your feats let you dodge them all

    I said that didn't make sense and you just shot me and killed me and ran away laughing

    Meaning of the dream: never larp with vanguard

    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
    VanguardOrphaneHakkekagespacekungfumanHaphazardQuidshrykedesc
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong My lit AF posts will leave you shook Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I woke up 4 hours late for work for the first time ever in 3.5 years, who could've possibly predicted this based on my posting last night

    Jake watch out they might fire you!

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
    Hakkekage
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I can't wait for politicians to start calling on science and technology to solve global warming and we enter an era of doing tremendously stupid, expensive nonsense to try and fix it. Always a good time for science to slip the good shit in under the radar.

    Yes obviously we need this super collider for carbon sequestration because the higgs boson is actually like, a mega carbon binder you don't even know. Do you want the icecaps back or what?!

    Yeah it turns out brains actually filter carbon from the air crazy huh

    Also crayfish are the #1 carbon sinks in the American south

    Believers in Socialism only produce 10% of the carbon an unrestrained capitalist does

    Shivahn
  • VanguardVanguard Just float along and fill your lungs Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    milski wrote: »
    Does anybody actually give a shit about pumpkin spice?

    It's a fucking flavor. The jokes about it being for basic white girls are two years old.

    i think it's more about the pumpkin-ification of everything and the creep from it just being a holiday/fall thing to being a late summer thing

    a5ehren
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    If global warming disrupts the Atlantic current that allows Western Europe to steal all of the east coast US's GOD GIVEN AND DESERVED warmth, then I say bring it on and let the Thames freeze.

    I'm pretty sure that boston is slated to become narnia as a result of global warming

  • AtomikaAtomika not a robot. does not eat bugs!Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I am so not looking forward to having to put together a bunch of baby furniture. I just know that my wife will sit there pregnant as hell reading directions that don't make sense giving me the "come on you're a man put this shit together" face. I can see it clear as I can see the stupid in my own face.

    don't be a chump and be a man for the mother of your child preacher

    men were biologically blessed with being able to follow dense ikea assembly instructions, that's just science

    Because I'm bad at directions, I don't know where I really stand on your spectrum


    :confused:

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    *dk dusts of mr tumnus sex outfit*

  • cptruggedcptrugged Time Dilated Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    “Hiroshima is coming,” Lyons said. “Greg Fenves will rue the day.”

    HA! I'm totally gonna use this line.

    It's coming ya'll...

    You WILL rue the day.

    Atomika
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Not a Lizard Person Center of the EarthRegistered User regular
    If global warming disrupts the Atlantic current that allows Western Europe to steal all of the east coast US's GOD GIVEN AND DESERVED warmth, then I say bring it on and let the Thames freeze.

    I'm pretty sure that boston is slated to become narnia as a result of global warming

    boston will just become fallout 4 boston.
    complete with deathclaws

    Bless your heart.
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong My lit AF posts will leave you shook Registered User regular
    edited September 2015
    *dk dusts of mr tumnus sex outfit*

    as if it were ever disused long enough for dust to gather

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
    spacekungfuman
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited September 2015
    If global warming disrupts the Atlantic current that allows Western Europe to steal all of the east coast US's GOD GIVEN AND DESERVED warmth, then I say bring it on and let the Thames freeze.

    It will probably end up with England/Europe getting hammered by hurricanes/tornadoes and the US kind of leveling off, but having wildly fluctuating seasonal differences.

    IE, -40 degree winters and 110 degree summers in fucking MA.

    I say this with absolutely no scientific information other than those fuckers are stealing our heat.

    bowen on
    Ladies.
  • VanguardVanguard Just float along and fill your lungs Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    @vanguard I had a dream we larped together

    It was actually pretty badass. It was some post apocolyptic scenario and we had weird larp rifles that shot blanks or paint pellets or something and it was in a crazy decrepit warehouse

    But you were a total jerk and didn't explain the rules. I shot you in the back a bunch but you said your feats let you dodge them all

    I said that didn't make sense and you just shot me and killed me and ran away laughing

    Meaning of the dream: never larp with vanguard

    look man it's not my fault you didn't both to read the player's handbook

    *fires rifle again*

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    *gingerly stands up*

    whelp that kind of settles it

    the muscles in my ass and left thigh have joined in the fun so that would be a no

    >.<

    *slaps*

    I was sore all over from STRONGLIFTS on monday night and I still attempted to run at race pace yesterday morning and I'm STILL sore and i still cranked out a (slow) 5K THIS morning. SORE MUSCLES ARE AN EXCUSE FOR POOR PERFORMANCE BUT NOT FOR NO PERFORMANCE

    *winces*


    ok ok i will do it

    i need to eat something first but i will do it ;-;

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
    Hakkekage
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    edited September 2015
    The crock pot adobo chicken I'm making smells delicious, which is good because I don't know what adobo chicken is so making it was kind of a gamble

    Shivahn on
    Atomikadesc
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    If global warming disrupts the Atlantic current that allows Western Europe to steal all of the east coast US's GOD GIVEN AND DESERVED warmth, then I say bring it on and let the Thames freeze.

    It's actually the Gulf of Mexico's warmth

    And why should Mexico keep all that warmth? They'll just make more drugs and immigrants

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I am so not looking forward to having to put together a bunch of baby furniture. I just know that my wife will sit there pregnant as hell reading directions that don't make sense giving me the "come on you're a man put this shit together" face. I can see it clear as I can see the stupid in my own face.

    don't be a chump and be a man for the mother of your child preacher

    men were biologically blessed with being able to follow dense ikea assembly instructions, that's just science

    Because I'm bad at directions, I don't know where I really stand on your spectrum


    :confused:

    i am also bad at directions

    welcome to the Ruling Class

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    NNID: Hakkekage
    Atomika
  • milskimilski Their Will comes, at last, to Earth, to the Neath, as a storm crosses the sea. Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    Does anybody actually give a shit about pumpkin spice?

    It's a fucking flavor. The jokes about it being for basic white girls are two years old.

    i think it's more about the pumpkin-ification of everything and the creep from it just being a holiday/fall thing to being a late summer thing

    That just sounds like "Christmas comes earlier every year" which is also a tired joke. It's not like pumpkin spice stops things you like from existing.

    High, cold, eternal, immobile, minuscule. You endure; you burn.
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    If global warming disrupts the Atlantic current that allows Western Europe to steal all of the east coast US's GOD GIVEN AND DESERVED warmth, then I say bring it on and let the Thames freeze.

    It will probably end up with England/Europe getting hammered by hurricanes/tornadoes and the US kind of leveling off, but having wildly fluctuating seasonal differences.

    IE, -40 degree winters and 110 degree summers in fucking MA.

    I say this with absolutely no scientific information other than those fuckers are stealing our heat.

    In my home state of washington it means we are going to lose the ability to produce food like we do now, which is very no bueno.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • OrphaneOrphane Dazzling radiance washes your engine in a gleaming tide. Glory, glory, glory. Registered User regular
    I bet you could have an entire conversation in Umaru gifs

    Hakkekagedesc
  • VanguardVanguard Just float along and fill your lungs Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    milski wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    Does anybody actually give a shit about pumpkin spice?

    It's a fucking flavor. The jokes about it being for basic white girls are two years old.

    i think it's more about the pumpkin-ification of everything and the creep from it just being a holiday/fall thing to being a late summer thing

    That just sounds like "Christmas comes earlier every year" which is also a tired joke. It's not like pumpkin spice stops things you like from existing.

    k we will never discuss things we don't like got it

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    *gingerly stands up*

    whelp that kind of settles it

    the muscles in my ass and left thigh have joined in the fun so that would be a no

    >.<

    *slaps*

    I was sore all over from STRONGLIFTS on monday night and I still attempted to run at race pace yesterday morning and I'm STILL sore and i still cranked out a (slow) 5K THIS morning. SORE MUSCLES ARE AN EXCUSE FOR POOR PERFORMANCE BUT NOT FOR NO PERFORMANCE

    *winces*


    ok ok i will do it

    i need to eat something first but i will do it ;-;

    you said you wanted this casual

    take it u dirty corg

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    NNID: Hakkekage
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    If global warming disrupts the Atlantic current that allows Western Europe to steal all of the east coast US's GOD GIVEN AND DESERVED warmth, then I say bring it on and let the Thames freeze.

    It will probably end up with England/Europe getting hammered by hurricanes/tornadoes and the US kind of leveling off, but having wildly fluctuating seasonal differences.

    IE, -40 degree winters and 110 degree summers in fucking MA.

    I say this with absolutely no scientific information other than those fuckers are stealing our heat.

    In my home state of washington it means we are going to lose the ability to produce food like we do now, which is very no bueno.

    Yeah but you'll probably be able to grow oranges.

    Ladies.
    Geth
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    milski wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »

    Does the game actually rise above being medicore?

    I'm finding it tremendously exciting after completing 10% of the game, whatever that means. It's a gorgeous game, with the best vehicular combat I've had since whenever.

    smCQ5WE.jpg
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    The crock pot adobo chicken I'm making smells delicious, which is good because I don't know what adobo chicken is so making it was kind of a gamble

    I made some like a year ago and it had a strong sour, vinegary taste

    but I have never had it so I didn't know if this was correct or if I just made gross chicken

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong My lit AF posts will leave you shook Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    Does anybody actually give a shit about pumpkin spice?

    It's a fucking flavor. The jokes about it being for basic white girls are two years old.

    i think it's more about the pumpkin-ification of everything and the creep from it just being a holiday/fall thing to being a late summer thing

    That just sounds like "Christmas comes earlier every year" which is also a tired joke. It's not like pumpkin spice stops things you like from existing.

    Christmas coming earlier is no joke and it's genuinely irritating because that music is the worst and it's diluting the best holiday in hopes of cramming in more shopping weekends.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
    bowenprogramjunkieRedTide
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    If global warming disrupts the Atlantic current that allows Western Europe to steal all of the east coast US's GOD GIVEN AND DESERVED warmth, then I say bring it on and let the Thames freeze.

    It's actually the Gulf of Mexico's warmth

    And why should Mexico keep all that warmth? They'll just make more drugs and immigrants

    going to force mexico to build a sea wall around the gulf to stop illegal alien water from lapping against our shores

    Kid Presentable
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    The crock pot adobo chicken I'm making smells delicious, which is good because I don't know what adobo chicken is so making it was kind of a gamble

    I made some like a year ago and it had a strong sour, vinegary taste

    but I have never had it so I didn't know if this was correct or if I just made gross chicken

    I will let you know how it turns out

    There is a lot of vinegar in it though

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