Open up the stargate
Initial perceptions quicken my heartrate
This dark place planet earth
Orbits one star
Come from afar
far away
Open up your third eye
Black helicopters in the sky
I try to avoid pooping at work, I also hate when you go into a bathroom and there is a super obvious shit smell in there, because I can't help but wonder what the fuck was wrong with the person who left it.
I want to know who keeps building communal bathrooms with minimal passive ventilation.
Seriously. Good lord they even purposefully built two bathroom in my building with no fans. Why? I guess they hate people.
I hate people who close the door and leave the fan going.
Like... that's not going to displace the stink enough, you need fresh air to replace it.
It's better if you just leave the door wide open and let the stink flow out.
I shut the door, because I sit next to the womens restroom and I want the stick of their shame to remain in its hole where they choke on it.
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i poop like seven times a day
doctors of chat whats wrong with me
depends on the consistency
Imagine if it was inconsistent
Poop 12 times on Tuesday, twice on Wednesday, 11 times on Thursday, 3 times on Friday...
That would be nothing compared to the horror of realizing you're shitting the Fibonacci sequence on an eight day cycle.
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My son doesn't like to poop when he is out of the house. That meant while we were on vacation he went a few days without pooping and the yelled "poop!" very loudly in a restaurant. But at least he seemed much happier after being changed.
Jesus what are you people eating that is causing you to shit more than twice a day
I've only ever had that happen after heavy drinking and ill-advised takeaway food
Yeah one time for like a week I was having like vomit diarhea, I was so worried, because there is nothing worse than that. It was the opposite of constipation.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
My son doesn't like to poop when he is out of the house. That meant while we were on vacation he went a few days without pooping and the yelled "poop!" very loudly in a restaurant. But at least he seemed much happier after being changed.
BC wouldn't poop in cloth diapers no matter what
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not me. Fresh veg is cheaper and tastier. It takes a minute to dice a bell pepper!
So I've saved 5 minutes of my day by avoiding chopping up garlic and chopping up peppers.
I also saved myself considerable amounts of time cleaning up, and reduced the amount of dishes I do.
I also saved the environment a little bit because the grocery store can do it on industrial scales with less resources used to do so.
I hurt the environment a little bit because of the plastic though. But I reuse those, so I'll call that one 0-sum.
I guess if you want to pay somebody to make your life trivially more convenient in this way, then ok.
I prefer not to do so.
At the cost of a few dollars a month? Worth every fucking penny.
I would rather have more free time and less money.
I like chopping garlic. I like the whole process of cooking, in fact. I just hate doing dishes.
I cook, my girlfriend cleans. We've got a great system going.
Yep. Boy is my live-in dish washer. We're just not good at consistently keeping up with chores like that.
Our problem usually ends up being we run out of plates/silverware because they're all in the dishwasher that hasn't been run yet and then we never end up putting the clean dishes away so stuff piles up in the sink.
We don't even have a dish washer. Just Ye Olde Sink and Rack.
You guys are making me think something's wrong with me.
I regularly go 2-3 days without pooping or even feeling like I need to, rarely 4-5 days even.
You might want to get some fiber in your diet. But for me I go about once a day, maybe once every two days if I ate something I shouldn't have like chocolate.
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Initial perceptions quicken my heartrate
This dark place planet earth
Orbits one star
Come from afar
far away
Open up your third eye
Black helicopters in the sky
Clay based soil?
I hear those are really good but a pain in the ass to work with.
I shut the door, because I sit next to the womens restroom and I want the stick of their shame to remain in its hole where they choke on it.
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you're full of shit
depends on the consistency
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In fact, steamed vegetables with hot sauce is amazing.
Maybe
Too late to plant much though
You have a case of life. It is terminal. I'm sorry.
Like, I will go out to a public restroom during a coffee/smoke break.
Because sometimes, sometimes my shit is so toxic, and I do *not* want to be known for that.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Is there a lot of gas and discomfort also, or just seven poops?
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
"dreams"
coinage.....
just like five to seven poops a day
Imagine if it was inconsistent
Poop 12 times on Tuesday, twice on Wednesday, 11 times on Thursday, 3 times on Friday...
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
but going back to lactose was hilarious
i farted for a month
But they'll fill our house with so much so much love
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
today: BUTTS POO POO *fart*
That would be nothing compared to the horror of realizing you're shitting the Fibonacci sequence on an eight day cycle.
I need to work in there someone who is convinced their pooping cycle is being manipulated by big agro
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Your gut bacteria have gained sapience and are trying to communicate
Record your farts and run them through a frequency analyzer. It might factor into primes.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
doesn't... everything factor into primes?
He's trying to have fewer processes of elimination!
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I shit like 6 times a day sometimes so no dice on that
I've only ever had that happen after heavy drinking and ill-advised takeaway food
Yeah one time for like a week I was having like vomit diarhea, I was so worried, because there is nothing worse than that. It was the opposite of constipation.
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BC wouldn't poop in cloth diapers no matter what
God that would make dinner parties so tedious.
"God damn it no, for the third time, I'm not gonna ask her if she wants a fecal transplant."
I regularly go 2-3 days without pooping or even feeling like I need to, rarely 4-5 days even.
We don't even have a dish washer. Just Ye Olde Sink and Rack.
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you need more fiber. That's not great.
Do you eat vegetables at all?
You might want to get some fiber in your diet. But for me I go about once a day, maybe once every two days if I ate something I shouldn't have like chocolate.
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