I like watching these people suffer in hot pepper gaming videos
Wait what?
My sadism on the internet is tazer videos. Which is usually bad because cops are the one hitting people with tazers, but god damn does it make me laugh to see someone get lit up with a tazer. I got tazed in college, it was a bit of a taze I was going through.
DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I like watching these people suffer in hot pepper gaming videos
Wait what?
My sadism on the internet is tazer videos. Which is usually bad because cops are the one hitting people with tazers, but god damn does it make me laugh to see someone get lit up with a tazer. I got tazed in college, it was a bit of a taze I was going through.
DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!
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gf: i know you don't like cake
me: i mean, i don't dislike cake
gf: but it's not your favorite
me: yeah but it's not like i don't like cake
me: i mean, i like cake, i'll have cake
gf: soo you kinda like cake?
me: no, i like cake, i like it just fine. like, if the choice is between no cake and cake, ill take cake
gf: so would you eat the cake then?
me: WHAT PART OF THIS, YES YES ILL EAT THE CAKE
"Look, I prefer pie, but I'd be willing to try cake. But never behind pie's back! But maybe we could, like, try eating pie and eating cake at the same time..."
"Wait what are talking about?"
"Uh, nothing!"
"No really, what were you talking about?"
"LOOK, I JUST WANNA STICK MY DICK IN A DESSERT, OK?"
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Ok I'm weirded out
The doorbell rang and this dude was there and he had a buddy in a bigass pickup truck waiting. I was like...uh....hi.... and he was like
Are you....the one...selling furniture on...Craigslist?
Me: uh....no....
Him: oh....wrong address...sorry..
GUYS AM I GOING TO GET MURDERED
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I've decided that if I move for a new job then it may be time to get a dog.
Boy and I will probably adopt a dog after the move. Smallish-medium mixed breed. We want to adopt an adult, rather than a puppy.
It will depend on where I move and what dogs are available at the rescue shelter. But I'd prefer a puppy and a large breed. I've generally found I like big dogs more then medium.
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I've decided that if I move for a new job then it may be time to get a dog.
Boy and I will probably adopt a dog after the move. Smallish-medium mixed breed. We want to adopt an adult, rather than a puppy.
It will depend on where I move and what dogs are available at the rescue shelter. But I'd prefer a puppy and a large breed. I've generally found I like big dogs more then medium.
This answers so many questions about you Thom. So many.
Let me guess you're a St Bernard type of duder?
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
asex porn is mostly just sitting on the couch and watching netflix though so
the videos get straight into the action, like there's no fuckin' about
None of that foreplay where you get some snacks or something, straight to the action
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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I'd say two rando grungy 40 year old dudes doing a spontaneous porn with me would qualify as a non consensual encounter
Maybe it'll be a really avante garde porn and they will come in and change a lightbulb while one of them throws pieces of melon at you
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Man there was this really awkward episode of chopped where they had this creeper on who liked one of the judges. I turned it off because I didn't want to see when he got chopped and he said something to the judge, I couldn't take it.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I wasn't planning on it - I think I need to actually get ready to leave. I could possibly squeeze in like, Saturday night. Or uh... 10pm or later tomorrow if I leave after work but that seems tough
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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Sometimes they'll have quarterly or half-year options, so you can try out 3-6 months at first and see how you like it.
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Wait what?
My sadism on the internet is tazer videos. Which is usually bad because cops are the one hitting people with tazers, but god damn does it make me laugh to see someone get lit up with a tazer. I got tazed in college, it was a bit of a taze I was going through.
DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!
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Arin is a crazy fucker why does he keep coming back for more
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cutting edge humour here
Man I've seen a version of this where people are having an orgasm instead...
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"No really, what were you talking about?"
"LOOK, I JUST WANNA STICK MY DICK IN A DESSERT, OK?"
The doorbell rang and this dude was there and he had a buddy in a bigass pickup truck waiting. I was like...uh....hi.... and he was like
Are you....the one...selling furniture on...Craigslist?
Me: uh....no....
Him: oh....wrong address...sorry..
GUYS AM I GOING TO GET MURDERED
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rip in pepperonis
first thing you're going to want to do is acquire some furniture you're willing to part with
Effort worthy of your people. You're lucky I edited that.
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At least your parents won't have to find a place for your furniture afterwords.
Nah that's the set up for a porn not a murder movie.
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Not better
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i dunno i think i'd rather do porn than be murdered
if those were my options
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THIS IS A SPONTANEOUS PORN
the videos get straight into the action, like there's no fuckin' about
Well how do you know it would be nonconsensual? What are you a tumblr poster or something? Way to oppress those mens.
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It will depend on where I move and what dogs are available at the rescue shelter. But I'd prefer a puppy and a large breed. I've generally found I like big dogs more then medium.
i just want you to know i appreciate your word choice here
This answers so many questions about you Thom. So many.
Let me guess you're a St Bernard type of duder?
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NOBODY MOVE AND NOBODY GETS HURT
Where's the fun in that?
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i think it was a solid joke, yeah :P
None of that foreplay where you get some snacks or something, straight to the action
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
oh right
Maybe it'll be a really avante garde porn and they will come in and change a lightbulb while one of them throws pieces of melon at you
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
It sounds pretty standard for porn thuogh.
I mean, there's gotta be, what, like 2 youngish good-looking male talent in porn?
everybody just spouting non sequitur in french
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Oh dang they DID have curly mustaches, gently tipped berets, and the deep glint of ennui in their eyes
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I wasn't planning on it - I think I need to actually get ready to leave. I could possibly squeeze in like, Saturday night. Or uh... 10pm or later tomorrow if I leave after work but that seems tough
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
CREPES! NAPA VALLEY! GATORADE! HOW CAN YOU CONSIDER THE END OF THE EARTH WHEN YOU HAVE NEVER BEGUN IT?? I GREATLY ENJOY A COOL BREEZE AND THE SEA AIR!
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