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[NFL] No, the League hasn't run out of new and creative ways to be terrible.

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    simosimo Registered User regular
    it's definitely a no-win circular argument, but the new information doesn't really change anything within the argument

    the patriots cheated! -> the patriots were caught taping signals from the wrong place -> it was illegal, it was cheating -> for which they received a then-unprecedented punishment -> yeah but that's not all they were doing -> nothing else has been proven -> once a cheater always a cheater

    there is really no change in that argument unless some definitive proof comes out about the other accusations

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    teams ask their crowds to all yell at the same time so the other team can't call plays

    I'd call that cheating

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    simo wrote: »
    it's definitely a no-win circular argument, but the new information doesn't really change anything within the argument

    the patriots cheated! -> the patriots were caught taping signals from the wrong place -> it was illegal, it was cheating -> for which they received a then-unprecedented punishment -> yeah but that's not all they were doing -> nothing else has been proven -> once a cheater always a cheater

    there is really no change in that argument unless some definitive proof comes out about the other accusations

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    The why your team sucks is out for Green Bay and maaaannnn the salt is salty. I don't know if he's ever advised fans to kill themselves before.

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    cornellcornell Registered User regular
    I'm just going to plug my ears, close my eyes, and enjoy the ride for the rest of the season.
    I love you, Tom Brady.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    @Langly Like before, if we could push it back like 15 minutes that's fine for me. Otherwise I can make it but I'll miss the first round.

    oh yeah we can do that.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-seattle-seahawks-1728720266

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    First football related thing that's made me smile this offseason.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Martz's comments could snowball into a pretty big deal considering the allegedly fabricated statement of his was used to placate then Senator Arlen Specter and avoid a federal investigation.

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    simosimo Registered User regular
    depends if they have any proof

    i absolutely believe nfl pr would edit a statement, but if there's no proof it's a guy looking at a statement he gave 7-8 years prior and saying it looks different than he remembered

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Holy shit, Tyler Sash died. He was only 27

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    @Peen

    Do you have the link for the pick em, eliminator pools?

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    here's a video of the literal opposite of the new england patriots, an adorable rabbit

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXqLH1kih_E

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Touchdown dance rabbit

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    of course that happened in canada

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Right after the rabbit scored a touchdown the crowd started chanting BOUND FOR STREET

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    Peen

    Do you have the link for the pick em, eliminator pools?

    Yeah they're in my sig but don't sign up you'll lose.

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    SkwigelfSkwigelf Passed out in a cloud of farts and cigarette smoke.Registered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
    teams ask their crowds to all yell at the same time so the other team can't call plays

    I'd call that cheating

    It used to be, until 2007.

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    @Langly Ok, I put all of those players you listed into my Do Not Draft list. Would you be able to tell us right before the draft which players Cabezone doesn't intend to keep? That way they'll be available instead of just ending up in the FA pool.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
    teams ask their crowds to all yell at the same time so the other team can't call plays

    I'd call that cheating

    Niners fan, eh?

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Yeah @Cabezone if you could let me know that it'd be cool

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    NFL reporters treat Seattle like some kind of distant military outpost located across a sea filled with dragons.

    I really liked this line.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    Broncos fan

    also I have no problem with crowd noise

    sports entertainment, etc.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    These "Your Team Sucks" articles seem to be getting really bitter and mean towards the end here.

    And I say that after a Deadspin reporter suggested the Jaguars would be better off if Everbank Field was swallowed by the sea.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    I'd guess it is because these teams don't actually suck

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    Also you gotta write 32 of the fucking things

    I'd be tired of it too

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    The Browns and Lions ones are the easiest to write. The fans and team provide all the jokes, you just have to copy paste it

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    PizzleStixxPizzleStixx Parp? Burnett? Really? UghRegistered User regular
    I honestly can't think of one team where it would be tough to write about, it's easy to find something to hate (players, location, fans, tradition, owner) about every single team.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    Okay, write about all 32 professional football teams and how much they suck each year

    Surely won't get boring or repetitive!

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    I have set my do not draft dudes

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    CabezoneCabezone Registered User regular
    edited September 2015
    Off the top of my head cut list:

    Denarius Moore
    Boobie Dixon
    Deangelo Williams
    Toby Gerhart
    Niles Paul
    Matt Bryant
    Miami

    This is my first dynasty league. I'm guessing you draft as many as you cut from your 20 man roster?

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Yeah we just draft from who is left and fill up our team

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Melvin Gordon first pick?

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Cabezone wrote: »
    Off the top of my head cut list:

    Denarius Moore
    Boobie Dixon
    Deangelo Williams
    Toby Gerhart
    Niles Paul
    Matt Bryant
    Miami

    This is my first dynasty league. I'm guessing you draft as many as you cut from your 20 man roster?

    Heh, boobie.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Melvin Gordon first pick?

    Amari Cooper

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Is this gonna be snake?

    Do I get 12 & 13 or 12 & 24?

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    We're going straight up and down like the NFL draft

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Boogers

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    Fondor_YardsFondor_Yards Elite Four Member: Hydra Registered User regular
    edited September 2015
    Langly wrote: »
    We're going straight up and down like the NFL draft

    Oh wait so I get the 4th pick every round instead of 4th and then like 32? Sweeeeeet, that changes a lot. And thanks on the time.

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Hell yeah bitches, my time has come. Now to figure out how to replace half of my team with rookies...

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    I'll need 8 replacements. Which I guess isn't too bad.

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