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Penny Arcade - Comic - The Twain

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  • LittlestarsLittlestars Registered User regular
    I know that there exists a class of people who care, deeply and passionately, about continuity. They preserve their version of the canon, the One Truth, like they are a divinely-appointed guardian, like Eli protecting his book.

    I get that those people are out there, and I understand their struggle, I just don't want to be on either end of that struggle, because while I do care a little bit about these same things, I'm not about to raise arms against anyone who doesn't subscribe to my particular flavor of fictional history.

    I say that so that I may say this: The provided jpeg gives an excellent way to back out of any of these discussions. Hi, my interpretation of the events are that you are a godking supreme warlord president chieftain emperor. Why, how did you think the literature goes?

  • MarcinMNMarcinMN Registered User regular
    I've been reading the new canon books and, while I've enjoyed some more than others, they've all been entertaining reads. The beauty part is that I've only ever read one book from the old "EU," so I don't have Gabe's problem. ;)

    "It's just as I've always said. We are being digested by an amoral universe."

    -Tycho Brahe
  • PonderusPonderus Registered User new member
    This perfectly sums up my feelings. I have invested so much energy in the old EU, that I almost have to make myself WANT to read any new books. I guess it's the same as TV show reboots.

  • prehemencieprehemencie Registered User new member
    It's nice to know that Gabriel supports Scishow on Patreon.

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    ...There are Star Wars books?
    Not a serious post, please do not inundate me with explanations

  • DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    edited September 2015
    I know that there exists a class of people who care, deeply and passionately, about continuity. They preserve their version of the canon, the One Truth, like they are a divinely-appointed guardian, like Eli protecting his book.

    I get that those people are out there, and I understand their struggle, I just don't want to be on either end of that struggle, because while I do care a little bit about these same things, I'm not about to raise arms against anyone who doesn't subscribe to my particular flavor of fictional history.

    I say that so that I may say this: The provided jpeg gives an excellent way to back out of any of these discussions. Hi, my interpretation of the events are that you are a godking supreme warlord president chieftain emperor. Why, how did you think the literature goes?

    The particular issue with the Star Wars canon is that there wasn't multiple versions to begin with at all. There was just one, and that one has now been discarded in favour of a different one. And it wasn't as if everyone just got together and agreed on this canon by themselves - all of the canon was Lucasarts sanctioned and approved. It WAS the history of Star Wars, beyond the established film stories, and it's not as simple a matter to discard it all as if it was no more than fan fiction.

    Dhalphir on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Sure it is. The company that owns it discarded it just as easily as Lucas discarded the fictional universe he set up in the OT.

    It's not like the EU books were considered a bastion of well thought out and consistent lore.

  • PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    Is it just me, or does that Twitch stream auto-play when you load the front page?

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  • Chris FOMChris FOM Registered User regular
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    I know that there exists a class of people who care, deeply and passionately, about continuity. They preserve their version of the canon, the One Truth, like they are a divinely-appointed guardian, like Eli protecting his book.

    I get that those people are out there, and I understand their struggle, I just don't want to be on either end of that struggle, because while I do care a little bit about these same things, I'm not about to raise arms against anyone who doesn't subscribe to my particular flavor of fictional history.

    I say that so that I may say this: The provided jpeg gives an excellent way to back out of any of these discussions. Hi, my interpretation of the events are that you are a godking supreme warlord president chieftain emperor. Why, how did you think the literature goes?

    The particular issue with the Star Wars canon is that there wasn't multiple versions to begin with at all. There was just one, and that one has now been discarded in favour of a different one. And it wasn't as if everyone just got together and agreed on this canon by themselves - all of the canon was Lucasarts sanctioned and approved. It WAS the history of Star Wars, beyond the established film stories, and it's not as simple a matter to discard it all as if it was no more than fan fiction.

    While it's true that it was all sanctioned, it really is this simple a matter to discard it. The proof is the fact that Disney's done it. And frankly it was a necessary decision. Besides the fact that a huge proportion of the EU hovered between mediocre and actively bad, they simply needed to escape from ~20 years of accumulated cruft, inconsistencies, power-creep, and other such restrictions. The 30 years between RotJ and the new movies are extremely well-defined by the EU and there have been major events in that time. There's no way to explain Jacen, Anakin, Mara, Chewie, and other characters who have lived, gone through wars, and died, much less events like the Yuuzhn Vong, while also having the movies focus on new characters as well. It either would have been shoved so far in the background as to be meaningless besides a few winking nods to those in the know (while still restricting the stories to be told) or so much time would have to be spent rehashing those events they'd have completely taken over the movie. The decision to jettison all of it wasn't the right one; it was the only possible decision.

  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    The percentage of EU stuff that's actually good is at least as high as the percentage of stuff Lucas was directly involved in that's actually good.

  • Chris FOMChris FOM Registered User regular
    Lucas was batting 0.500. Far less than half of the EU is genuinely good. And in any case, that's not my point. Even if the EU was consistently amazing the raw volume of material would put enormous restrictions not only in terms of stories to be told but even how the new movies could be approached.

  • LittlestarsLittlestars Registered User regular
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    The particular issue with the Star Wars canon is that there wasn't multiple versions to begin with at all. There was just one, and that one has now been discarded in favour of a different one. And it wasn't as if everyone just got together and agreed on this canon by themselves - all of the canon was Lucasarts sanctioned and approved. It WAS the history of Star Wars, beyond the established film stories, and it's not as simple a matter to discard it all as if it was no more than fan fiction.

    Lucasarts was sanctioning anything with mention of a lightsaber. I'm sure I could have drafted up a short story in which a utility droid rises to power with the use of the dark side and his eight spinning lightsabers that make a rainbow as he attacks, and have it be sanctioned. But don't worry, in my story you're going to stop him, godking Dhalphir.

  • LinktmLinktm Registered User regular
    Now Star Wars nerds know the pain of what Doctor Who fans and Comic Book fans all had to go through. Eventually retcons/clean slates just need to happen. This is why franchises aren't intended to be... well... franchises. That shit gets out of control, and it becomes a jungle to navigate. At some point you just gotta go "Well... that's that I guess."

    Still though, it IS pretty lame that all the KOTOR stuff got booted out, especially since it wouldn't have conflicted with any modern lore.

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    The greatest crime of all is that Luke Skywalker's dark side clone, Luuke Skywalker, is no longer a part of the official canon

    here's hoping for a third act twist in Force Awakens!!!

  • DonnictonDonnicton Registered User regular
    Chris FOM wrote: »
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    I know that there exists a class of people who care, deeply and passionately, about continuity. They preserve their version of the canon, the One Truth, like they are a divinely-appointed guardian, like Eli protecting his book.

    I get that those people are out there, and I understand their struggle, I just don't want to be on either end of that struggle, because while I do care a little bit about these same things, I'm not about to raise arms against anyone who doesn't subscribe to my particular flavor of fictional history.

    I say that so that I may say this: The provided jpeg gives an excellent way to back out of any of these discussions. Hi, my interpretation of the events are that you are a godking supreme warlord president chieftain emperor. Why, how did you think the literature goes?

    The particular issue with the Star Wars canon is that there wasn't multiple versions to begin with at all. There was just one, and that one has now been discarded in favour of a different one. And it wasn't as if everyone just got together and agreed on this canon by themselves - all of the canon was Lucasarts sanctioned and approved. It WAS the history of Star Wars, beyond the established film stories, and it's not as simple a matter to discard it all as if it was no more than fan fiction.

    While it's true that it was all sanctioned, it really is this simple a matter to discard it. The proof is the fact that Disney's done it. And frankly it was a necessary decision. Besides the fact that a huge proportion of the EU hovered between mediocre and actively bad, they simply needed to escape from ~20 years of accumulated cruft, inconsistencies, power-creep, and other such restrictions. The 30 years between RotJ and the new movies are extremely well-defined by the EU and there have been major events in that time. There's no way to explain Jacen, Anakin, Mara, Chewie, and other characters who have lived, gone through wars, and died, much less events like the Yuuzhn Vong, while also having the movies focus on new characters as well. It either would have been shoved so far in the background as to be meaningless besides a few winking nods to those in the know (while still restricting the stories to be told) or so much time would have to be spent rehashing those events they'd have completely taken over the movie. The decision to jettison all of it wasn't the right one; it was the only possible decision.

    Which means I'll never get to see a Death Troopers movie. :sad:

  • SanguineAngelSanguineAngel Lord Centre of the UniverseRegistered User regular
    beautiful

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  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    The greatest crime of all is that Luke Skywalker's dark side clone, Luuke Skywalker, is no longer a part of the official canon

    Shouldn't it be Wauke?

  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Luuuke.

  • ZxerolZxerol for the smaller pieces, my shovel wouldn't do so i took off my boot and used my shoeRegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    The greatest crime of all is that Luke Skywalker's dark side clone, Luuke Skywalker, is no longer a part of the official canon

    here's hoping for a third act twist in Force Awakens!!!

    I refuse to believe this is an actual thing someone created and has a ~2600 word wiki page on.

  • PonderusPonderus Registered User new member
    Oh man, the Power Creep. Another nice thing about this, besides the lack of the Vong, is that the stupid Force Unleashed games are no longer canon. Honestly, all I ask for is that Timothy Zahn's best character, Mara Jade, get tucked back into the fold again. Doesn't even need to be a romantic tie to Luke, just a BAMF lady, alongside Leia

  • tofftytoffty Registered User new member
    edited September 2015
    Ponderus wrote: »
    Honestly, all I ask for is that Timothy Zahn's best character, Mara Jade, get tucked back into the fold again. Doesn't even need to be a romantic tie to Luke, just a BAMF lady, alongside Leia

    So much this.
    If it wasn't for Zahn the EU would have been nothing (all due respect Michael Stackpole :D )

    Edit: I'd love to hear at least someone mention Thrawn.

    toffty on
  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Meh. I don't really like Zahn, or his creations (particularly Thrawn), or his coy attempts (most of which later got retconned anyway) to explain elements of the genre/setting that IMO shouldn't be explained. (Why is this often a bad thing? One word: midichlorians.)
    My favorite EU author? Aaron Allston.

    *awaits the flames*

  • PAX_SkeletorPAX_Skeletor Melbourne, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    My hope is that, seeing how easy it was for Disney to throw out the EU, after Episode 9 is done they throw out Episodes 1-3 and remake those babies but, you know, good.

  • H3KnucklesH3Knuckles But we decide which is right and which is an illusion.Registered User regular
    edited September 2015
    toffty wrote: »
    Ponderus wrote: »
    Honestly, all I ask for is that Timothy Zahn's best character, Mara Jade, get tucked back into the fold again. Doesn't even need to be a romantic tie to Luke, just a BAMF lady, alongside Leia

    So much this.
    If it wasn't for Zahn the EU would have been nothing (all due respect Michael Stackpole :D )

    Edit: I'd love to hear at least someone mention Thrawn.

    The irony being that the dark-side Luke clone referenced above, Luuke, was part of Zahn's "masterpiece trilogy." They all have bad days.

    I'm pretty neutral about the whole EU retcon, though I enjoyed a lot of the material along the way. I kind of hope they'll mine as many good ideas from it as they can, though. It'd also be cool if they continued to develop it as an alternate product line from time to time, but I don't see that happening (look what's happened with Marvel's M2, New Universe, and Ultimate lines).

    My favorite EU stuff was when it tried to get away from the big idea, "classic legendary storytelling" stuff that the movies covered so well. I liked the X-Wing books, I liked a lot of the bounty hunter material. Shit like that. It felt like a better fit for the EU to focus on covering the universe from other angles.

    I never got the "power creep" complaints about Force Unleashed. Did they miss the whole point of Yoda's speech in Empire? There's no difference between the X-Wing and the rock, size matters not, etc. The force doesn't have power levels like DBZ, nor pounds per square inch ratings. It's about your sensitivity to it, and the strength of your belief. Pulling a Star Destroyer into a crash shouldn't be any different from any other hold/levitation trick, as long as you believe in it.

    I loved the KOTOR games, but really didn't like the time period for it. 4,000 years before the original trilogy shouldn't look just like the original trilogy. It's one of the best features of the old Tales of the Jedi comics; it's an ancient time compared to the old movies, so it LOOKS like ancient times (IN SPACE!). Reading one of the Bioware big-shots badmouthing that aesthetic in some interview really stuck in my craw. I mean, if they hated the look of the basilisk war droids, just design a new look. Don't put a fucking Starviper from Shadows of the Empire in there; it's a war droid, not a starfighter. Sorry, got a little off-tangent there.

    My biggest hope with the new stuff, is that they'll avoid the pitfall that the old EU's Old Republic/Legacy materials did. Don't keep remaking the prequel and OT scenarios & aesthetics in different time periods. It makes the galaxy feel horribly stagnant, and the conflicts and struggles of our heroes futile and pointless. If you want to do a Clone Wars MMO, call it a fucking Clone Wars MMO. If you want to do a story during the OT; it's an entire galaxy, whose to say there weren't a few other "last of the Jedi" running around helping the rebels against 'not-Sith because rule of two, but totally extra Sith you guys' villains (like "Rebels" Inquisitor) that Luke, Leia, et al didn't know about? Here again, I liked the products, but just didn't like how they were supposed to fit into the larger picture. Or hell, just make them alt continuities like the old EU becoming "SW Legacies" or Marvel's Ultimates.

    H3Knuckles on
    If you're curious about my icon; it's an update of the early Lego Castle theme's "Black Falcons" faction.
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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    it's pretty clear that the Old Republic stuff in general wasn't really interested in creating faux-history for the main continuity; they just liked the setting and concepts and wanted to write stories without the trappings of the films/EU, so they 'rebooted' by going back in time. The world in the KOTOR games and SWTOR and so on is basically just the one depicted in the PT, with all the title characters stripped out.

    hold your head high soldier, it ain't over yet
    that's why we call it the struggle, you're supposed to sweat
  • awsomesaucekirbyawsomesaucekirby Registered User new member
    Look, with Disney stating that everything expanded universe prior to their purchase no longer being true, I've decided that if they wanna have a universe without the commandos, well that's fine, you can do whatever you want in your FANFIC.

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