i assembled my new desk a few weeks ago and you're supposed to apply some grease to the slidy bits and I forgot it on about half of them... now they've all settled and the only resolution involves a mallet
I rode the bus for half an hour then walked another forty minutes to work today, before discovering I left my key card in yesterday's pants. No one else shows up at the office for another hour.
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A little while back I microwaved some tomato soup and spilled it while I was taking it out. And it wasn't on an easy to clean tile floor either. It was goddammit wooden floorboards and cardboard boxes and potted plants.
This wasn't recent, but it was really, really dumb
We were walking through Wal-Mart and I saw the little demo tents they had on display to show you what they look like without taking up a lot of floor space
And I dunno where my brain was but it was not in the right place, and so I asked my then-wife why in the world somebody would buy a tent that small
Is it just for dolls or something?
So yeah I had a Zoolander moment
"What is this, a tent for ants?"
At least I felt suitably horrified with my brain after I realized moments later what an idiot I was
This wasn't recent, but it was really, really dumb
We were walking through Wal-Mart and I saw the little demo tents they had on display to show you what they look like without taking up a lot of floor space
And I dunno where my brain was but it was not in the right place, and so I asked my then-wife why in the world somebody would buy a tent that small
Is it just for dolls or something?
So yeah I had a Zoolander moment
"What is this, a tent for ants?"
At least I felt suitably horrified with my brain after I realized moments later what an idiot I was
This wasn't recent, but it was really, really dumb
We were walking through Wal-Mart and I saw the little demo tents they had on display to show you what they look like without taking up a lot of floor space
And I dunno where my brain was but it was not in the right place, and so I asked my then-wife why in the world somebody would buy a tent that small
Is it just for dolls or something?
So yeah I had a Zoolander moment
"What is this, a tent for ants?"
At least I felt suitably horrified with my brain after I realized moments later what an idiot I was
I LOVE THOSE TINY TENTS
Get a bunch of them. Then stomp around pretending to be Godzilla At Camp.
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Planning!
But it loses its thread
Finally got busted.
Oh man
I did this a few years ago
felt real dumb
Sigh... this was last Wednesday. I didn't mean to, we've just had a lot going on and forgot.
Yep. I don't even have an excuse except laziness.
Luckily I can get it dismissed by just renewing it and paying some late fees and a $20 court fine.
Yo you too?
You wanna talk about how dumb it is?
Candy is for Breakfast! according to children
children for president
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My mind read this as "I gave my daughter surgery" at first and I was like... We have a new winner.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
I want to feel bad for you but also I really want some hashbrowns
it was worth it at first but then i got sicker but now i might be starting to come back around to 'worth it'
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Trepanation is in these days.
I did that once. But it was because of poverty instead of laziness.
But it loses its thread
We were walking through Wal-Mart and I saw the little demo tents they had on display to show you what they look like without taking up a lot of floor space
And I dunno where my brain was but it was not in the right place, and so I asked my then-wife why in the world somebody would buy a tent that small
Is it just for dolls or something?
So yeah I had a Zoolander moment
"What is this, a tent for ants?"
At least I felt suitably horrified with my brain after I realized moments later what an idiot I was
Guess what I forgot to do a month ago
Which is when I was desperately trying to find a place to live
I will take this as a sign to do it SOON.
Damnit if she wants to look like a cat for her 9th birthday, you either go big or go home.
I LOVE THOSE TINY TENTS
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Get a bunch of them. Then stomp around pretending to be Godzilla At Camp.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Yes, yes it does.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
Twice.
I'm organizing a bachelor party even though not only am I not in the wedding party, I'm not even invited to the wedding (small, family only).
make it the worst party ever.
It's probably a dry wedding anyway
Invite only other people who won't be at the wedding.
I just accidentally double booked myself for a day and told my girlfriend how dumb I was.
She then said "that's the day were moving. You even rented the van!"
So that's like double dumb.
Make it the best bachelorette party the world has ever seen
Had the heavy paper from our shopping bags slide up under my nail and delivery a paper cut a couple of times.
Also went to zip my pants up the other day, zipper tab slide right up under and into my index nail.
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
I always wondered this.
Did you get any sort of bill for the expense?
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!