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No, YOU La Mog! [Magic: the Gathering] Thread to praise Taramoor because

Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelodorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
did you know he was once a member of the Nintendo street team?

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Penny Arcade Forum User Taramoor has long graced the multiverse of our hearts with his beautiful, beautiful, sweet gorgeous words. In addition, he has graced us with another thing which I'll soon name. That second thing? The second thing is his names. Names. What's in........ a name. Did you know that Taramoor has named several cards you've unwittingly cast throughout your Magic career? I hope you're okay with that. He's also named cards your opponent has cast, which says a lot about his loyalties. I can't remember all the ones he's named, but I know he did Nissa, Worldwaker. Now that girl: she's a doozy, eh? I opened one; I bought the pack at Target, on my lunch break. Tore the foil off while I say out back on the patio, alone, before trudging back inside to a job that I hated. Never played with it, and now she's going to rotate. C'est la vie.

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i'm not sayin he's an eldrazi sympathizer or anything but i'd like him to prove he isn't!!!

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So here's to Taramoor. Please, everyone, raise your glasses. Haha, not those, Urza! I'd like to ask that the stenographer include a visual aid for what Urza just did. It was really funny.

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Hey, here's my hand, Urza--how bout you talk to it!! This thread is about Magic. goodnight xanga

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goodnight gideon

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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    im really proud of this op

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  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    good ass op imo

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  • APODionysusAPODionysus Registered User regular
    Tis a good OP.

    Speaking of @Taramoor WHERE IS HE. He has not been by in FOREVER

    @Taramoor return to us! Tell us of your delicious flavor!

    and by that I mean both your work on names and flavor text... and the flavor of your tasty flesh.

    Because Eldrazi eat people.



    But I am certainly not an Eldrazi
    Really Im not.
    No Really. Not a secret Eldrazi.
    Look would a secret Eldrazi love Lantern Control?
    ...

  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    please apod we all know you're a fuckin crab

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    good ass op imo

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  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    the fuck outta here with that jerk

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    that'll learn you to just throw around the word ass

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  • TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    I'm around, but I've been eyebrows deep in stuff that happens after Oath of the Gatewatch. I haven't really compiled a list of my favorites from BFZ yet. I will say that I think the flavor is pretty top notch and I would've loved to be a part of it.

    I hope the three letter for Oath is OOG.

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  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    i think it's OGW?

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  • APODionysusAPODionysus Registered User regular
    I'll cleanse the image palette for ya @The Betgirl

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  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
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    ;o;

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    oh I get it now, lantern control is the bloodborne deck

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  • CaedwyrCaedwyr Registered User regular
    So, what would people recommend for a block/set/multiple blocks for sealed deck drafting? I've heard good things about the original Ravnica block, but I'm looking for other ideas as well?

  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    oh I get it now, lantern control is the bloodborne deck

    no in bloodborne you do things

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    Caedwyr wrote: »
    So, what would people recommend for a block/set/multiple blocks for sealed deck drafting? I've heard good things about the original Ravnica block, but I'm looking for other ideas as well?

    unglued

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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Caedwyr wrote: »
    So, what would people recommend for a block/set/multiple blocks for sealed deck drafting? I've heard good things about the original Ravnica block, but I'm looking for other ideas as well?

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Caedwyr wrote: »
    So, what would people recommend for a block/set/multiple blocks for sealed deck drafting? I've heard good things about the original Ravnica block, but I'm looking for other ideas as well?

    Innistrad/Innistrad/Innistrad is my all-time favorite limited format, with triple Rise of the Eldrazi, triple Time Spiral and Invasion/Invasion/Planeshift being honorable mentions.

    Conspiracy is also huge loads of fun, though, but not friendly at all to new drafters.

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    so i bought a promo stocking tiger at my local target today

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  • nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    So here's someone playing the exact Aristocrat shell we were discussing. Since its main deck is card by card it seems likely that the person making it is someone in this thread but on the off chance that it isn't I thought I'd post it so anybody looking into the deck can see someone playing it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgvRHmPfb_I&index=2&list=PLysxFht0jIlPgU2cyCgIQpQ_fL17LkqbZ

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    U Talking Ulamog 2 Me?

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    so i bought a promo stocking tiger at my local target today

    Man I've been looking everywhere for these

  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    oh I get it now, lantern control is the bloodborne deck

    no in bloodborne you do things

    You do things in lantern control too!

    As long as you're the one playing lantern control

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  • TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    As the thread's official Modern Storm player, can I just say

    Screw Lantern Control

    At least when I beat you the game only takes 5 minutes and we can both go get nachos after

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  • initiatefailureinitiatefailure Registered User regular
    So here's someone playing the exact Aristocrat shell we were discussing. Since its main deck is card by card it seems likely that the person making it is someone in this thread but on the off chance that it isn't I thought I'd post it so anybody looking into the deck can see someone playing it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgvRHmPfb_I&index=2&list=PLysxFht0jIlPgU2cyCgIQpQ_fL17LkqbZ

    Spy is a spy! That looks fun though

  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    I don't get this OP??

    I did get the joke in the thread title though! I was proud of myself!!!

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    Proxied up abzan aristocrats plus anafenza and void attendant

    Boy fuckin howdy, those two get out of fucking control in a jiffy

    Attendant by itself isn't great, but it gets along with abzan charm

    Anafenza by herself is cool


    I don't doubt this is an iffy way to go, but it's lots of fun. Having two cutthroats on the table is amazing.

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    oh goody...
    In some very rare situations, Aligned Hedron Network may enter the battlefield as a creature with power 5 or greater. If this happens, Aligned Hedron Network will exile itself along with other creatures with power 5 or greater. Those cards will immediately return to the battlefield. If this causes a loop with Aligned Hedron Network continually exiling and returning itself, the game will be a draw unless a player breaks the loop somehow.

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  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    WONDERFUL AND AMAZING

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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    edited September 2015
    O-Ring targeting O-Ring targeting O-Ring

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  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    I tried to figure out what situation might cause that but then I realized it would take a lot of work and I am lazy

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    its easier than you think

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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
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  • CaedwyrCaedwyr Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Caedwyr wrote: »
    So, what would people recommend for a block/set/multiple blocks for sealed deck drafting? I've heard good things about the original Ravnica block, but I'm looking for other ideas as well?

    Innistrad/Innistrad/Innistrad is my all-time favorite limited format, with triple Rise of the Eldrazi, triple Time Spiral and Invasion/Invasion/Planeshift being honorable mentions.

    Conspiracy is also huge loads of fun, though, but not friendly at all to new drafters.

    Thanks for the non-joke response. I'll check those sets out.

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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    I would never joke about Fallen Empires.

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  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    okay replace "work" with "knowledge of cards that were released between 2000 and 2012 other than zendikar block"

  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    edh will teach you about a lot of shitty cards released before 2010

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  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
    I would never joke about Fallen Empires.

    fallen empires has some of the best art of any set imo

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  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    I just got turned on to the Hedron Crab + Ruin Ghost + Return to Coralhelm combo and I love it.

  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    So I've been testing my morph deck and I actually like it a lot. I especially like that it doesn't really depend on BFZ, either.

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