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[chat] on Mt. Fuji

AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
edited October 2015 in Debate and/or Discourse
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a [chat] is reborn

wastrels whiling time away

snow on Mount Fuji

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    I have wronged the hangover spirits.

    I must make an offering of coffee and paracetamol.

    Later, I will perform the ceremonial lying on the couch looking sad.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Slimy tentacle,
    School uniforms with short skirts,
    Fertilize my eggs.

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    @Dynagrip
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    @Jacobkosh

    Jake, I just wanted to say this before the worm turns.

    Suck it, KC. Suck it hard.

    /checks tonight's scores

    hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I have wronged the hangover spirits.

    I must make an offering of coffee and paracetamol.

    Later, I will perform the ceremonial lying on the couch looking sad.

    Have your transgressions been grave enough that you'll need to pay devotion at the great porcelain altar?

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    nooooo, I was netflix/chilling and missed my first opportunity for a [chat] since April 2011

    /dynamite seppuku

  • AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    All these haikus are making me think I don't fundamentally understand syllables.

    Good night, for I shall blame it on a tired mind rather than a lack of wit.

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    gim were you... were you jerking off

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    the english way of saying mount this and that is kinda fun

    we'll say like, the Derom mountain, deromfjellet, while in english it's Mount Everest, like you'd say King Everest.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I have wronged the hangover spirits.

    I must make an offering of coffee and paracetamol.

    Later, I will perform the ceremonial lying on the couch looking sad.

    Have your transgressions been grave enough that you'll need to pay devotion at the great porcelain altar?

    That is for the spirits to decide.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Deromfjellet is a mountain in antarctica that the norwegian polar institute named after the belgian explorer Guido Derom on request from the belgians

    fairly certain they accepted because it is mildly funny that in norwegian it means the "thereabouts mountain"

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  • OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    reposting from last chat:

    a light in the dark
    muzzle flashes like small stars
    killing steel streaks by


    full automatic
    a hail of spent casings like
    snow on mount fuji

    the peal of thunder
    splits the sky and head alike
    sniper on the hill

  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    gim were you... were you jerking off

    ...oh, that's what Netflix and chill means

    Then no, I was just Netflixing.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    nooooo, I was netflix/chilling and missed my first opportunity for a [chat] since April 2011

    /dynamite seppuku

    I waited the allotted ten minutes. Such is the way.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    gim were you... were you jerking off

    ...oh, that's what Netflix and chill means

    Then no, I was just Netflixing.

    netflix and chill means like, hey girl come over and watch netflix. then your hand wanders.

    but you're a forever-alone like me, gim, so if you're using the phrase..

    why don't we just jerk each other off and then watch each other's backlogs, so it'll be a real netflix and chill

    i need to get through the last few episodes of dare devil so if you could take care of that for me i'd be grateful

  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    nooooo, I was netflix/chilling and missed my first opportunity for a [chat] since April 2011

    /dynamite seppuku

    I waited the allotted ten minutes. Such is the way.

    No no, you were in the right. It was not meant for me to provide joy this day.

    /Dynamite Seppuku 2: Electric Boogaloo

  • OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    by the way i graciously accept royalties for the amazing idea of having 3 module pretentious japanese guns named by haiku

    i await my check in the mail

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    "dynamite seppuku" paints a darkly funny picture because I see like an over the top shot scene with cherry blossoms falling and the noble samurai sitting there in the beautiful garden

    he recites his death poem

    then he blows the fuck up and limbs and viscera fly everywhere. An arm breaks a kitchen window and ruins the rice. The lord is freaking out while spitting out chunks of liver.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2015
    ignorance of the law is no excuse
    If someone speaks insults to another man (”You’re not the like of a man, and not a man in your chest!” – ”I’m a man like you!”), they shall meet where three roads meet. If he who has spoken comes and not the insulted one, then he shall be as he’s been called: no right to swear oaths, no right to bear witness, may it concern man or woman.

    If the insulted one comes and not he who has spoken, then he shall cry ”Niðingr!” three times and make a mark in the ground, and he is worse who spoke what he dared not keep.

    Now both meet fully armed: if the insulted one falls, the compensation is half a weregild; if he who has spoken falls, insults are the worst, the tongue the head’s bane, he shall lie in a field of no compensation

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  • DiplominatorDiplominator Hardcore Porg Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    ignorance of the law is no excuse
    If someone speaks insults to another man (”You’re not the like of a man, and not a man in your chest!” – ”I’m a man like you!”), they shall meet where three roads meet. If he who has spoken comes and not the insulted one, then he shall be as he’s been called: no right to swear oaths, no right to bear witness, may it concern man or woman.

    If the insulted one comes and not he who has spoken, then he shall cry ”Niðingr!” three times and make a mark in the ground, and he is worse who spoke what he dared not keep.

    Now both meet fully armed: if the insulted one falls, the compensation is half a weregild; if he who has spoken falls, insults are the worst, the tongue the head’s bane, he shall lie in a field of no compensation
    Man, is this from the Freedom Caucus questionnaire? I didn't read the whole thing.

  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    "dynamite seppuku" paints a darkly funny picture because I see like an over the top shot scene with cherry blossoms falling and the noble samurai sitting there in the beautiful garden

    he recites his death poem

    then he blows the fuck up and limbs and viscera fly everywhere. An arm breaks a kitchen window and ruins the rice. The lord is freaking out while spitting out chunks of liver.

    The kaishakunin flails about to put out the already-lit stick of dynamite he's holding.

  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    definitely thought that was Japanese right up until niðingr and weregild

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2015
    I'm imagining the second standing stoically until the last second before diving for cover like john cleese's waiter in the meaning of life

    Abdhyius on
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    https://youtu.be/HJZPzQESq_0

    john cleese was really what made this whole joke to me

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    gim were you... were you jerking off

    ...oh, that's what Netflix and chill means

    Then no, I was just Netflixing.

    netflix and chill means like, hey girl come over and watch netflix. then your hand wanders.

    but you're a forever-alone like me, gim, so if you're using the phrase..

    why don't we just jerk each other off and then watch each other's backlogs, so it'll be a real netflix and chill

    i need to get through the last few episodes of dare devil so if you could take care of that for me i'd be grateful

    I've already watched them so

    I'm

    I'll be in my bunk for a bit

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    "the tongue the head's bane" and "he shall lie in a field of no compensation" are both delightful phrases

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    So there are people on Reddit who trade games for chest/crate keys.

    Huh... they are cheap but man that stinks fierce.

  • OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    alternately just take a page from Slayer

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SE4wFyQ-Qw

  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    This is a good chat
    the op is very nice
    it's snowing on mt. Fuji

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    a more direct translation would be han ligger ugild i jorden - he lies [in a state where no compensation is needed] in the earth

    and I love that we still have a word for that specifically

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2015
    it can also mean "disqualified due to personal bias" in a legal sense

    or just "bad". If somebody today says something is gild/gildt then they're saying it's nice. The word is closely related to the words for payment, validity, debt and gold. Geld from weregeld meant gold, in the figurative sense of meaning money, but also what is owed. And paid. The old norse gjalda meant payment. A rule that is in effect is the rule that "gjelder" - and figuratively it is the word we use for our equivalent expression for "that's what counts". "Valid identification" is gyldig identifikasjon. Debt is gjeld, and to reciprocate is to gjengjelde. Which, because of gjeld's many similar meanings, can be pretty accurately directly translated as payback.

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Butts butts butts butts butts
    Butts butts butts butts butts butts butts
    Butts butts butts butts butts

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Hello, I am actually Shelly Duvall

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    or redebt I guess

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  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Hello, I am actually Shelly Duvall

    *folds arms across each other*

  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited October 2015
    *deepest breath*

    SHELLEY DUVALL FIGHT!
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    Gim on
  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    So there are people on Reddit who trade games for chest/crate keys.

    Huh... they are cheap but man that stinks fierce.

    99% chance they use vpn to buy the games in other regions.

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited October 2015
    Gim wrote: »
    *deepest breath*

    SHELLY DUVALL FIGHT!

    In a world where there's 8 Shelly Duvalls, and 16 quadrants, there's only enough time for Shelly Duvall to make it to one quadrant, she can't be in two quadrants at once

    Shelly Quadrant Duvall 16

    override367 on
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    I will be... The One.

  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Fuck. Stop rubbing my eyes after eating peppers!

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Everytime a Shelly dies the rest get stronger.

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