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Cam Newton is the Santa of the [NFL]

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    At least the turf didn't nearly take someone out by caving in this time. Improvement

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Might want to cut Sherman's mic there CBS.

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    What was that throw Wilson?

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Heck of a run by Hyde right there

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Woo 3 points

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    It's Kaep afraid to run the ball? He looks super hesitant.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    He doesn't want to end up like the worlds best paid scout team DB.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    It's Kaep afraid to run the ball? He looks super hesitant.

    He's been over coached. Everyone is so determined to turn him into a pocket passer that they ruined the one plus skill he had.

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited October 2015
    What in the hell is wrong with that field?

    Every time someone falls its not a divot, its like they made a dent in the ground.

    Barcardi on
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    Fondor_YardsFondor_Yards Elite Four Member: Hydra Registered User regular
    Of course I decide to go against my gut and don't start Lockett in my last flex spot.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Barcardi wrote: »
    What in the hell is wrong with that field?

    Every time someone falls its not a divot, its like they made a dent in the ground.

    Pretend I found a gif of Bart running and falling into the hole in the field at Kamp Krusty.

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    I would love some re explanation as to who got what flag on that kick. There were like 3 penalties and they were all dumb.

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    PizzleStixxPizzleStixx Parp? Burnett? Really? UghRegistered User regular
    SF is a fucking dumpster fire.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    SF is a fucking dumpster fire.

    The 49ers suck too

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Warriors basketball can't start soon enough.

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    PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    SF is a fucking dumpster fire.

    Whoa, whoa.

    It's a recycling bin fire.

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2015
    Noisymunk wrote: »
    Maximum please look at a map.

    All you need to do is a wall along the western borders of CT, MA, and VT, and then a naval blockade.

    edit: Oh and like most of southwest CT are jets fans so you can have that part.

    Connecticut is a flaming shit hole and God's mistake and you can have the whole fucking state. Just get it out of New England.

    Hell, just kick it out of the Union altogether. It is the worst state.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Noisymunk wrote: »
    Maximum please look at a map.

    All you need to do is a wall along the western borders of CT, MA, and VT, and then a naval blockade.

    edit: Oh and like most of southwest CT are jets fans so you can have that part.

    Connecticut is a flaming shit hole and God's mistake and you can have the whole fucking state. Just get it out of New England.

    Hell, just kick it out of the Union altogether. It is the worst state.

    ...

    urge to start "worst state in Union" argument rising....

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Noisymunk wrote: »
    Maximum please look at a map.

    All you need to do is a wall along the western borders of CT, MA, and VT, and then a naval blockade.

    edit: Oh and like most of southwest CT are jets fans so you can have that part.

    Connecticut is a flaming shit hole and God's mistake and you can have the whole fucking state. Just get it out of New England.

    Hell, just kick it out of the Union altogether. It is the worst state.

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    urge to start "worst state in Union" argument rising....
    It's Mississippi and its not close

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Seriously though fuck Connecticut.

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    I know nothing about connecticut other than rich people live there

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    PizzleStixxPizzleStixx Parp? Burnett? Really? UghRegistered User regular
    You know what, it isn't said enough, but FUCK YOU WYOMING!

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    You know what, it isn't said enough, but FUCK YOU WYOMING!

    That's not even a real place.

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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    People who hate Connecticut are just jealous about our antiques scene.

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    Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    You know what, it isn't said enough, but FUCK YOU WYOMING!

    nobody else ever cared enough to say it.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Noisymunk wrote: »
    Maximum please look at a map.

    All you need to do is a wall along the western borders of CT, MA, and VT, and then a naval blockade.

    edit: Oh and like most of southwest CT are jets fans so you can have that part.

    Connecticut is a flaming shit hole and God's mistake and you can have the whole fucking state. Just get it out of New England.

    Hell, just kick it out of the Union altogether. It is the worst state.

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    urge to start "worst state in Union" argument rising....
    It's Mississippi and its not close

    whoa hey south carolina is still a state

    unfortunately

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    South Carolina has many nice things about it including Charsleton. It's just been a lightning rod for criticism because of more recent events. You think it was bad that SC flew the stars and bars over a confederate memorial? It's still on Mississippi's fucking state flag.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    All I know about South Carolina is its inhabitants speak a language that I do not understand, and there's a guy that got arrested over and over again for fucking someone else's horse.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Speaking of horses getting fucked, how about Chuck pagano??????

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    webberwebber Registered User regular
    You know what, it isn't said enough, but FUCK YOU WYOMING!

    The skiing/snowboarding there is some of the best in the US.

    This lucky penny is bullshit.
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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited October 2015
    arizona is definitely in the conversation too. it's like florida, if you took away everyone under the age of 65 and made them hate brown people even more

    Jars on
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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Arizona is delightful. Dry heat best heat.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    north Arizona was awesome to drive through

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Speaking of horses getting fucked, how about Chuck pagano??????

    As bad as the infamous fake punt was Grigson is the bigger problem. His drafts and trades (particularly for T-Rich) have been far more damaging to the franchise.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    driving through is like being an uncle. you get a few enjoyable hours, then get the hell out

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    Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    I've lived in Arizona for about 5 months now. It's really nice. It's really cool seeing a bunch of hot air balloons during my morning commute.

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2015
    Kilroy wrote: »
    I know nothing about connecticut other than rich people live there

    That's the thing about Connecticut. It has no state identity, other than "that state you drive through on the way to actual New England" or "where I-91 meets I-84". It's basically a conglomeration of the shittier southern parts of Western MA (which is terrible already) for the top half of the state and the bottom half is a bunch of people who are basically Diet New York. There could not be a worse combination.

    For example, there's something called the Big E here in the fall, which stands for the Eastern States Exhibition, basically a state fair, but for all of New England and on the fairgrounds they've got replicas of each of the state's capitol buildings with like a world's fair sort of setup of what the state has to offer inside.

    Rhode Island has a bunch of seafood shacks, fudge, Dell's lemonade, and really good hotdogs
    Vermont show off its dairy farms, Cabot, Long Trail, maple everything as far as the eye can see, and timber
    New Hampshire is farming, kettle corn, handmade stuff, and libertarians
    Maine is lobster rolls, blueberries, potatoes, red hots and lighthouses
    Massachusetts is basically, fahk you we started the damn American revolution at these fifty bazillion historic sites you can visit we don't need anything else, but here some clams, maple products, and other homemade stuff, and film tax credits now go play in traffic
    Connecticut sells....the State Police, whole leaves of tobacco, and LEGOs. Nothing says, "come to our state" like the state police. (Which incidentally, is the first people from CT out of state people are most likely to meet) Then they added a tent out back so they could show off that they have a casino and offer crude facsimiles of what all the other states specialize in like some sort of "oh me too, i do that too just not as good" sort of way. And then there's this obnoxious "STILL REVOLUTIONARY" state slogan branding all over trying convince people the state is still relevant like Liza Minnelli begging the blue M&M to help her shine one last time.

    For all the faults of the other states that are bad, at least they have an identity or something recognizably them. CT is just a heaping piece of shit that's been going downhill since Thomas Hooker started the damn colony.

    Also, I got mugged in Hartford once in broad daylight, which so far no other state has been able to claim

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