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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    oh, we talking grocery store weirdness?

    tonight a kid (13, 14 years old?) came into our store. he asked to use the phone. super polite.

    turns out he ran away (like, earlier today- looked like he just got off school) and he called hsi family to come pick him up because he changed his mind

    ...

  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    @Element Brian do you have madden?

    do you want to play madden against someone who will beat you?

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    hm

    this jalapeno honey chicken turned out okay, I guess

    probably should've used thighs instead of boobs

  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    edited October 2015
    Tonight there was a very large man walking around the store pushing a shopping cart while almost-but not quite-shouting at himself before finally approaching me with single bag of doritos. He handed it to me and informed that he would not be purchasing it because the tea he wanted was out of stock. Then he said he wanted the toodlylicious flavor and not the other flavors. Then he asked the security guard for some duct tape.

    Neco on
  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Tonight there was a very large man walking around the store pushing a shopping cart while almost-but not quite-shouting at himself before finally approaching me with single bag of doritos. He handed it to me and informed that he would not be purchasing it because the tea he wanted was out of stock. Then he said he wanted the toodlylicious flavor and not the other flavors. Then he asked the security guard for some duct tape.

    Neco I thought you were Canadian.

    That sounds like something from an American grocery store.

  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    Neco that's amazing grade A story what the hell

    Jake my roommate has it, so I'll play, but he'll actually be playing and beating you

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    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    I would post cryingeagle.gif but chubert would get irate again

  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    Tonight there was a very large man walking around the store pushing a shopping cart while almost-but not quite-shouting at himself before finally approaching me with single bag of doritos. He handed it to me and informed that he would not be purchasing it because the tea he wanted was out of stock. Then he said he wanted the toodlylicious flavor and not the other flavors. Then he asked the security guard for some duct tape.

    Neco I thought you were Canadian.

    That sounds like something from an American grocery store.

    Neco is cool and lives in a cool part of seattle.

    I should go on the hill more often and find someone to spring me out of the whole relationship mess

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    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    whoever has me as their Secret Santa is going to be receiving this, the world's ugliest tie

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  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    I'd wear that

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    I am hanging out in Edinburgh after leaving the house at 4.30am in order to get my 7am flight. Of course, it's raining :-(

  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I am hanging out in Edinburgh after leaving the house at 4.30am in order to get my 7am flight. Of course, it's raining :-(

    I assume it's always raining there

    one day myths of a lost country called England will be whispered about by school children

    like a somber, grimy Atlantis

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    Zampanov wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I am hanging out in Edinburgh after leaving the house at 4.30am in order to get my 7am flight. Of course, it's raining :-(

    I assume it's always raining there

    one day myths of a lost country called England will be whispered about by school children

    like a somber, grimy Atlantis

    Scotland...

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Zampanov wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I am hanging out in Edinburgh after leaving the house at 4.30am in order to get my 7am flight. Of course, it's raining :-(

    I assume it's always raining there

    one day myths of a lost country called England will be whispered about by school children

    like a somber, grimy Atlantis

    Hopefully Scotland will not be called England one day.

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I am hanging out in Edinburgh after leaving the house at 4.30am in order to get my 7am flight. Of course, it's raining :-(

    I assume it's always raining there

    one day myths of a lost country called England will be whispered about by school children

    like a somber, grimy Atlantis

    Scotland...

    Potato, potato

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I am hanging out in Edinburgh after leaving the house at 4.30am in order to get my 7am flight. Of course, it's raining :-(

    I assume it's always raining there

    one day myths of a lost country called England will be whispered about by school children

    like a somber, grimy Atlantis

    Scotland...

    Potato, potato

    It's potato, tomato!

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I am hanging out in Edinburgh after leaving the house at 4.30am in order to get my 7am flight. Of course, it's raining :-(

    I assume it's always raining there

    one day myths of a lost country called England will be whispered about by school children

    like a somber, grimy Atlantis

    Scotland...

    Potato, potato

    That's Ireland

  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I am hanging out in Edinburgh after leaving the house at 4.30am in order to get my 7am flight. Of course, it's raining :-(

    I assume it's always raining there

    one day myths of a lost country called England will be whispered about by school children

    like a somber, grimy Atlantis

    Scotland...

    oh right

    so while it still rains there, it pours down your mountains and drowns the English

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  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    rain is currently preventing me from getting out of bed

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I am hanging out in Edinburgh after leaving the house at 4.30am in order to get my 7am flight. Of course, it's raining :-(

    I assume it's always raining there

    one day myths of a lost country called England will be whispered about by school children

    like a somber, grimy Atlantis

    Scotland...

    Potato, potato

    That's Ireland

    Listen, they all have the same queen, they're all the same country

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    815165 wrote: »
    rain is currently preventing me from getting out of bed

    Leaky roof?

  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I am hanging out in Edinburgh after leaving the house at 4.30am in order to get my 7am flight. Of course, it's raining :-(

    I assume it's always raining there

    one day myths of a lost country called England will be whispered about by school children

    like a somber, grimy Atlantis

    Scotland...

    Potato, potato

    That's Ireland

    Listen, they all have the same queen, they're all the same country

    cryingeagle.gif

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I am hanging out in Edinburgh after leaving the house at 4.30am in order to get my 7am flight. Of course, it's raining :-(

    I assume it's always raining there

    one day myths of a lost country called England will be whispered about by school children

    like a somber, grimy Atlantis

    Scotland...

    Potato, potato

    That's Ireland

    Listen, they all have the same queen, they're all the same country

    cryingeagle.gif

    You'll come crawling back one of these days

  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Preliminary analysis complete. It is too early.

  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    Preliminary analysis complete. It is too early.

    not if you never went to sleep

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  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Preliminary analysis complete. It is too early.

    not if you never went to sleep

    Does not compute. Data corrupted. Initiating purge of all humans.

  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Preliminary analysis complete. It is too early.

    not if you never went to sleep

    Does not compute. Data corrupted. Initiating purge of all humans.

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  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
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    "Sup"

  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    snip[/img]

    "Sup"

    http://i.imgur.com/sbIl5V1.gif

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  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I am hanging out in Edinburgh after leaving the house at 4.30am in order to get my 7am flight. Of course, it's raining :-(

    I assume it's always raining there

    one day myths of a lost country called England will be whispered about by school children

    like a somber, grimy Atlantis

    Scotland...

    Potato, potatotatties

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/oct/23/back-to-the-future-writer-bad-guy-biff-was-based-on-donald-trump
    Back to the Future writer Bob Gale has revealed that the trilogy’s villain Biff Tannen is based on Donald Trump, putting an end to fan speculation.

    In the second film, which was celebrated this week as part of Back to the Future day, Tannen becomes a successful businessman who opens a 27-story casino and, in an oddly prescient touch, uses his money to influence US politics.

    “We thought about it when we made the movie! Are you kidding?” Gale said to the Daily Beast. “You watch Part II again and there’s a scene where Marty confronts Biff in his office and there’s a huge portrait of Biff on the wall behind Biff, and there’s one moment where Biff kind of stands up and he takes exactly the same pose as the portrait? Yeah.”

  • MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    "Sup"

    /my approach to oral

  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Zim-and-Gir-sleeping-zim123456-31501845-500-338.jpg

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Colds are lame. Stop existing, colds.

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    4Fbi5tV.jpg

    "Sup"
    What it is?

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    despite being written by hacks Im liking this Limitless tv series

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    4Fbi5tV.jpg

    "Sup"
    What it is?

    Monkfish.

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    4Fbi5tV.jpg

    "Sup"
    What it is?

    Monkfish.

    Even piscine priests are terrifying predators

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    despite being written by hacks Im liking this Limitless tv series

    I like how the solutions for things are

    A.) Stupid complex

    B.) stupid simple.

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    4Fbi5tV.jpg

    "Sup"
    What it is?

    Monkfish.

    Even piscine priests are terrifying predators

    more terrifying when you know that they swallow prey alive and whole

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