Tri[chat] Heroes

Hakkekage

Triforce Heroes is a new 3DS Zelda game with some odd player requirements--you need three players to play a map. Panned by reviewers, the game nonetheless is polished as fuck per Nintendo standards, and has great new music and cute outfits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1yLNZ6oUj8



PLAY WITH ME PEOPLE

P10

no

y2jake215

How do I make them kiss

zepherin

I am suspicious of Zelda and Mario titles from Nintendo.

It's gotta feel like a handjob before I consider buying new ones.

redx

Buy me a 3ds

Edit:Lady Link or I feed

spool32

Never

@Blameless Cleric you have a kid game thing like hakkes right? Play Zeldas with her.

Yoshisummons

Mario/Luigi outfits or go home.

skippydumptruck

bomberman linkuu

Preacher

I made biscuits and gravy last night. It was so good but so rich I only ate like half. I miss having a dog, this is where I'd give the dog a treat and feel like a boss.

Mazzyx

If BEAST! and Hakkes had a kid I am pretty sure it would be born with a controller in one hand and a DS in the other.

LoserForHireX

So last night I had a horrible nightmare that I showed up to teach the first day of my class next semester and I didn't have a syllabus and wasn't prepared to say anything and my department chair was there, and he kind of took over the class while I felt inadequate.

I think I just had the professional version of the "student pop quiz" nightmare.

Winky

You don't give me a damned second!

Podly

yo @gooey i found your football card

Evil Multifarious

@P10 I didn't get a chance to play the beta this weekend, sadly

My TV has terrible input lag and I don't have a ps4 stick so it isn't a terrible loss

I am very pleased with how sf5 is going though - a focus on sf2-style aggression, where there are fewer easy ways out of pressure and you often have to suck it up and block and guess the throw once you're in blockstun

The reliable way out of pressure for most characters being a meter hungry universal option is always good, IMO, especially with crush counters to punish mashed out DPs

I don't know if I'll like this iteration of Bison as much, but a lot of these characters are appealing!

Winky

It's cool, I was going to write something hurtful about cynicism.

zepherin

Preacher wrote: »

I made biscuits and gravy last night. It was so good but so rich I only ate like half. I miss having a dog, this is where I'd give the dog a treat and feel like a boss.

It turns out that certain rich foods get the reaction of i can only have so much before I have to put it away. My gravy sense interferes with that mechanism. I will demolish biscuits and gravy of any richness, until I can no longer put food in my food hole.

Hakkekage

PLAY WITH ME

These time trials are fucking impossible with me and two puppets

i cannae do it

spool32

Mazzyx wrote: »

If BEAST! and Hakkes had a kid I am pretty sure it would be born with a controller in one hand and a DS in the other.

little baby running shoes

Hakkekage

I just got the Trident Robe (the blue one)

it "doubles the size of my water rod"

:winky:

Eddy

Pointing out that world history is not teleological does not mean arguing that the past was any better @Winky

In fact it generally points out that the aggregate of any given historical era can't be boiled down to "Good" or "Bad"

Sir Landshark

hmm I have a 3ds and am fond of the zeldas

Sir Landshark

but hakks is a filthy space whore and I don't want my gaming systems to get stds

Aioua

how much is game in american moneydollars

is this worth my precious time?

nexuscrawler

this whole chat is a sham designed to blackmail us into being Zelda ners

Sarksus

how much is this "game"

Winky

Eddy wrote: »

Pointing out that world history is not teleological does not mean arguing that the past was any better Winky

In fact it generally points out that the aggregate of any given historical era can't be boiled down to "Good" or "Bad"

Yeah but fight me

Preacher

zepherin wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

I made biscuits and gravy last night. It was so good but so rich I only ate like half. I miss having a dog, this is where I'd give the dog a treat and feel like a boss.

It turns out that certain rich foods get the reaction of i can only have so much before I have to put it away. My gravy sense interferes with that mechanism. I will demolish biscuits and gravy of any richness, until I can no longer put food in my food hole.

This is like me and mushroom gravy, I have literally eaten that until I vommitted.

Sir Landshark

LoserForHireX wrote: »

So last night I had a horrible nightmare that I showed up to teach the first day of my class next semester and I didn't have a syllabus and wasn't prepared to say anything and my department chair was there, and he kind of took over the class while I felt inadequate.

I think I just had the professional version of the "student pop quiz" nightmare.

your brain just preppin you

now there's no chance you show up without a syllabus

thank you brain

Evil Multifarious

i made almond milk last night

almond milk is delicious

now i'm almost out of almond milk

i sure hope this stuff is good for you because i can't stop drinking it

Hakkekage

Sir Landshark wrote: »

but hakks is a filthy space whore and I don't want my gaming systems to get stds

you mthrfkrsonofabtchfkinPLAYWITHME

Sarksus

Evil Multifarious wrote: »

i made almond milk last night

almond milk is delicious

now i'm almost out of almond milk

i sure hope this stuff is good for you because i can't stop drinking it

you're depleting california's water supply you monster

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

A Zelda game where you need 3 players to play, and it is by Nintendo, the company who is at least 15 years behind online play in general? Sounds like a bad combo.

Hakkekage

nexuscrawler wrote: »

this whole chat is a sham designed to blackmail us into being Zelda ners

The alternative was posting this

you got off lightly

Sarksus

holy shit this puzzle game that I am only vaguely interested in is like $40??

ds games too expensive

Podly

Evil Multifarious wrote: »

i sure hope sugar water is good for you for you

Element Brian

question, does anyone else put a phlegm spittoon next to their bed at night when they are sick or..

Winky

Completely tangential, but sometimes something that is not, in fact, teleological can have an identical outcome to as if it were.

Like natural selection.

Evil Multifarious

Podly wrote: »

Evil Multifarious wrote: »

i sure hope sugar water is good for you for you

i think it's more fat water

Sarksus

Element Brian wrote: »

question, does anyone else put a phlegm spittoon next to their bed at night when they are sick or..

don't try to specialize your spittoon when it can be utilized for piss and shit as well

Ilpala

Dear god.

It's cloning the anime.

Aioua

Sarksus wrote: »

Evil Multifarious wrote: »

i made almond milk last night

almond milk is delicious

now i'm almost out of almond milk

i sure hope this stuff is good for you because i can't stop drinking it

you're depleting california's water supply you monster

nuh uh he isn't drinking water he's drinking almond milk

these untapped sources of beverages will save us all