I was driving home today through downtown and I saw the Metro bus had a new header: SEASONS GREETINGS
The war on Christmas is real.
Indeed.
If you don't refer to the entire 7-week period between November and January when five major holidays occur, two of them celebrated by completely different religions, by the all-encompassing term "Christmas," it is you who are the real Hitler.
Let’s be clear. Many authorities have tried to describe a hangover. Dancing elephants and so on are often employed for this purpose. The descriptions never work. They always smack of, hoho, here’s one for the lads, let’s have some hangover machismo, hoho, landlord, another nineteen pints of lager, hey, we supped some stuff last night, hoho…
I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
I've started cooking my American-style bacon in the oven and it works perfectly every time
that crunch factor...
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
My child has reached that age where he is clever enough to figure out how to open the child-proof gate, but not yet clever enough to not eat the cat food that's sitting behind it.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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OnTheLastCastlelet's keep it haimish for the peripateticRegistered Userregular
This tomb raider game is legit great. Super well made and improves on the first. Nonstop thrill ride but sometimes you can explore dope ass tombs.
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
My child has reached that age where he is clever enough to figure out how to open the child-proof gate, but not yet clever enough to not eat the cat food that's sitting behind it.
it is still weird to me that you have a babby
fuck gendered marketing
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
This tomb raider game is legit great. Super well made and improves on the first. Nonstop thrill ride but sometimes you can explore dope ass tombs.
I think really the only thing I didn't like about the previous one was that the ending to me seemed to get really ridiculous in a hurry. It was all gritty jungle adventures and stuff and then suddenly an angry ghost in a kimono tries to kill everyone.
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
My child has reached that age where he is clever enough to figure out how to open the child-proof gate, but not yet clever enough to not eat the cat food that's sitting behind it.
it is still weird to me that you have a babby
Hey join the club
My brain still has trouble getting into mama-mode
"What should I do today? Play vidja and go to a movie, then maybe go downtown to the bar? Oh, wait, no, I'm going to do laundry and wash bottles all day, I forgot, that's what I do now."
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
My child has reached that age where he is clever enough to figure out how to open the child-proof gate, but not yet clever enough to not eat the cat food that's sitting behind it.
it is still weird to me that you have a babby
Hey join the club
My brain still has trouble getting into mama-mode
"What should I do today? Play vidja and go to a movie, then maybe go downtown to the bar? Oh, wait, no, I'm going to do laundry and wash bottles all day, I forgot, that's what I do now."
Washing bottles is the worst
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ElldrenIs a woman dammitceterum censeoRegistered Userregular
My child has reached that age where he is clever enough to figure out how to open the child-proof gate, but not yet clever enough to not eat the cat food that's sitting behind it.
it is still weird to me that you have a babby
Hey join the club
My brain still has trouble getting into mama-mode
"What should I do today? Play vidja and go to a movie, then maybe go downtown to the bar? Oh, wait, no, I'm going to do laundry and wash bottles all day, I forgot, that's what I do now."
My child has reached that age where he is clever enough to figure out how to open the child-proof gate, but not yet clever enough to not eat the cat food that's sitting behind it.
it is still weird to me that you have a babby
Hey join the club
My brain still has trouble getting into mama-mode
"What should I do today? Play vidja and go to a movie, then maybe go downtown to the bar? Oh, wait, no, I'm going to do laundry and wash bottles all day, I forgot, that's what I do now."
Washing bottles is the worst
Thankfulyl babby is over a year now and can use sippy cups
but that first year of washing and sterilizing every goddamned day got old real quick-like
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OnTheLastCastlelet's keep it haimish for the peripateticRegistered Userregular
I should download blood borne dlc. So excited to replay. One of the best games ever.
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
My child has reached that age where he is clever enough to figure out how to open the child-proof gate, but not yet clever enough to not eat the cat food that's sitting behind it.
it is still weird to me that you have a babby
Hey join the club
My brain still has trouble getting into mama-mode
"What should I do today? Play vidja and go to a movie, then maybe go downtown to the bar? Oh, wait, no, I'm going to do laundry and wash bottles all day, I forgot, that's what I do now."
Babies produce laundry at an alarming rate.
Babies are ceaseless slow-pouring fountains of bodily fluids
and then they have the gall to whine when you try to clean them
jerk-ass babies
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ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
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what be this swag, m8y?
That's what it is. The rest is just a marketing campaign.
Indeed.
If you don't refer to the entire 7-week period between November and January when five major holidays occur, two of them celebrated by completely different religions, by the all-encompassing term "Christmas," it is you who are the real Hitler.
Seemed kinda like something @ronya would write.
that crunch factor...
Atomika avfaces
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
no u
jesus said I could
How gritty is it
I thought it was people
it is still weird to me that you have a babby
I think really the only thing I didn't like about the previous one was that the ending to me seemed to get really ridiculous in a hurry. It was all gritty jungle adventures and stuff and then suddenly an angry ghost in a kimono tries to kill everyone.
That's Soylent Green
This is just Soylent Mold
Hey join the club
My brain still has trouble getting into mama-mode
"What should I do today? Play vidja and go to a movie, then maybe go downtown to the bar? Oh, wait, no, I'm going to do laundry and wash bottles all day, I forgot, that's what I do now."
yeah but what color is the mold
Washing bottles is the worst
I actually have animes I want to discuss
Like they would spring for people. Pfft.
Talk about them anyway
Babies produce laundry at an alarming rate.
no
Soylent fans get creepier and creepier the longer that stuff is out.
After five years of court battles, the widow of a Texas fireman was finally granted death benefits after appeals judge throws out suit from the deceased's family who argued she shouldn't get benefits because she is transgender.
Geth, prepare the kerosene and match protocol.
Monthly Girls' Nozaki-kun is delightful in like every way it can be
Hibike! Euphonium is like just, too real for me. Like it is way better than all those other not-real slife non-comedies
It's like the beginning third of a sci-fi/horror movie.
Cool, I am bad at mgs but I'd try. Are we ps4 friends. My name is the same.
Thankfulyl babby is over a year now and can use sippy cups
but that first year of washing and sterilizing every goddamned day got old real quick-like
Babies are ceaseless slow-pouring fountains of bodily fluids
and then they have the gall to whine when you try to clean them
jerk-ass babies
The mold...the mold is made out of pod people!