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[Jaywalking] thread... Mayo on everything? Decide loudly here.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Straightzi wrote: »
    the cheat wrote: »
    unmarked bike lanes are bullshit and slow up traffic. this is annoying to me. perhaps my ire would be better directed at local government. at the same time... 'kind of an asshole' is not the most hurtful of insults, maybe chill a bit, guys.

    Other things that slow up traffic:

    People driving a full size car when they could just be riding a bike

    Avalanches

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    the cheat wrote: »
    unmarked bike lanes are bullshit and slow up traffic. this is annoying to me. perhaps my ire would be better directed at local government. at the same time... 'kind of an asshole' is not the most hurtful of insults, maybe chill a bit, guys.

    Other things that slow up traffic:

    People driving a full size car when they could just be riding a bike

    Avalanches

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS3AZ12xf6s

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    You can be an orphan and not be abandoned

    like if your parents were out cycling and are hogging the center of the road despite an 8' shoulder being present and they both get hit by a semi doing the speed limit

    they didn't so much abandon their kids as make a foolish decision to hog up a perfectly good road

    Maybe that semi shouldn't have been hogging the road either

    Bicycles are vehicles like anything else, and should be treated exactly the same as vehicles in all respects

    Wut. Bicycles are quick pedestrians. They don't get to tool down the middle of a road 30 under like some sort of ridiculous strawman.

    I don't know where you're from, but in Ontario at least, bicycles are legally vehicles.

    As such they are required to be afforded the same respect as you would afford any car, and they are required to obey all traffic laws as a car would unless otherwise specified.

    An important note is that there are traffic laws regarding impeding traffic, so if you're trying to putz down a two-lane highway at 20 MPH you are in the wrong.

    Yes, but that certainly isn't cause to suggest that you should be hit and killed for doing so

    Oh, good lord, no.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    the cheat wrote: »
    unmarked bike lanes are bullshit and slow up traffic. this is annoying to me. perhaps my ire would be better directed at local government. at the same time... 'kind of an asshole' is not the most hurtful of insults, maybe chill a bit, guys.

    Other things that slow up traffic:

    People driving a full size car when they could just be riding a bike

    Avalanches

    Avalanches of bicycles, or avalanches of other cars?

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    MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    Listen, if you ride a bike, don't be a dick. If you drive a car, doubly don't be a dick. Problem solved. Where's my medal

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Mulletude wrote: »
    Listen, if you ride a bike, don't be a dick. If you drive a car, doubly don't be a dick. Problem solved. Where's my medal

    *hands you a medal that is a dick with a no symbol over it*

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2015
    Mulletude wrote: »
    Listen, if you ride a bike, don't be a dick. If you drive a car, doubly don't be a dick. Problem solved. Where's my medal

    The Pedestrians for Exclusive Rights to Dickery association will be in touch.

    Larlar on
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    You know what? This is 'Merica! I should be able to walk wherever the hell I want carrying 12 concealed guns and wearing my I Heart Trump shirt.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    You know what? This is 'Merica! I should be able to walk wherever the hell I want carrying 12 concealed guns and wearing my I Heart Trump shirt.

    get out of the road!

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    You know what? This is 'Merica! I should be able to walk wherever the hell I want carrying 12 concealed guns and wearing my I Heart Trump shirt.

    get out of the road!

    ' Merica!!

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Mulletude wrote: »
    Listen, if you ride a bike, don't be a dick. If you drive a car, doubly don't be a dick. Problem solved. Where's my medal

    What if I'm a dick, but not like, 100% a dick?

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    the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I am glad you guys are joking around. but, I uh, feel like a complete fucking idiot, and I should really apologize. it's not for me to decide if something I said is hurtful or upsetting. and, I was just upset by other things, and wanted to take it out on someone, I guess. of course you should be able to ride your bike on the road. people have all kinds of legitimate reasons to have to ride a bike, and I wasn't thinking. god, just because my life is miserable, doesn't mean I have to try and make everyone else's. so, I am sorry, it was stupid and wrong. I am just so mad at myself for being such a fucking moron.

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    the cheat wrote: »
    I am glad you guys are joking around. but, I uh, feel like a complete fucking idiot, and I should really apologize. it's not for me to decide if something I said is hurtful or upsetting. and, I was just upset by other things, and wanted to take it out on someone, I guess. of course you should be able to ride your bike on the road. people have all kinds of legitimate reasons to have to ride a bike, and I wasn't thinking. god, just because my life is miserable, doesn't mean I have to try and make everyone else's. so, I am sorry, it was stupid and wrong. I am just so mad at myself for being such a fucking moron.

    Shit, that's heavy dude. It's probably not that big of a deal. We'll be okay.

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    Forgiveness!

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    You know what? This is 'Merica! I should be able to walk wherever the hell I want carrying 12 concealed guns and wearing my I Heart Trump shirt.

    What's this politically correct "concealed" bullshit? In 'Merica they should all be open carry.

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    KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Code fondler Helping the 1% get richerRegistered User regular
    So when the pizza delivery guy shows up on a bicycle with my Hawaiian chicken pineapple pizza, do I tip him? And if so, how much?

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    So when the pizza delivery guy shows up on a bicycle with my Hawaiian chicken pineapple pizza, do I tip him? And if so, how much?

    slam the door in his face

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2015
    So when the pizza delivery guy shows up on a bicycle with my Hawaiian chicken pineapple pizza, do I tip him? And if so, how much?

    First, you hurry up and make a decision about which way to finish wiping, and doing it standing or sitting (all the smart people know the correct way), since he rang while you were on the toilet.

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    You know what? This is 'Merica! I should be able to walk wherever the hell I want carrying 12 concealed guns and wearing my I Heart Trump shirt.

    get out of the road!

    No no, get on the road. I wanna exercise my right to try and run you down.

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    I don't think that's a legal right

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Only because you hate freedom

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    so

    mayonnaise is pretty great

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Argh, if only there was a "half-agree" button.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    so

    mayonnaise is pretty great

    Misread that as gross, but caught my mistake before hitting Agree.

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2015
    Did you guys notice this?

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    It looks like all of the subforums are collapsed into one "who's online"

    And we can see guests now?

    Everyone jaywalked into our forum. Quick, run them over!

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    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Everyone jaywalked into our forum. Quick, run them over!

    Nah. I follow the adage of "If you're good at something never do it for free."

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Everyone jaywalked into our forum. Quick, run them over!

    Nah. I follow the adage of "If you're good at something never do it for free."

    $5 a post

    send checks to

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    It's really surprising how much the guest marker goes up and down there.

    It's gone between about 80 and 160 in the past couple of minutes. I wonder if most people just click through, read a bit of this, wonder WTF is happening and dip out.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Everyone jaywalked into our forum. Quick, run them over!

    Nah. I follow the adage of "If you're good at something never do it for free."

    $5 a post

    send checks to

    He said if you're good at something, mate.

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    CabezoneCabezone Registered User regular
    The PA forums show up in google searches a lot. I'd guess the high variability is from that.

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    MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    So when the pizza delivery guy shows up on a bicycle with my Hawaiian chicken pineapple pizza, do I tip him? And if so, how much?

    slam the door in his face

    No shit. I bet that pizza is cold as f by now

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2015
    Mulletude wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    So when the pizza delivery guy shows up on a bicycle with my Hawaiian chicken pineapple pizza, do I tip him? And if so, how much?

    slam the door in his face

    No shit. I bet that pizza is cold as f by now

    https://youtu.be/p7IireBsC3Q?t=1m24s

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Argh, if only there was a "half-agree" button.

    You think mayonnaise is pretty?
    Yeah, I'll agree with that...

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    So fluffy and white.

    Like a creamy wonderland.

    Mayo is Fabulous.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Fuck Miracle Whip.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Fuck, Miracle Whip!

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Fuck, Miracle Whip!

    run!

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