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[Star Wars] is OUT! MARK YOUR SPOILERS OR WE WILL END YOU!

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  • AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Tofu blink twice if you need help

    help

  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    AtomicTofu wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Tofu blink twice if you need help

    help

    no blinks, so I think tofu's okay

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    AtomicTofu wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Tofu blink twice if you need help

    help

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  • AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    What's really gonna happen is YaYa thinks he'll be watching Phantom Menace but I'm just gonna put on The Terminator

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I had PSN credit for some reason so I got battlefront. I figure cheaper is better. Hot damn that Jakku map. When Star Destroyers are just falling out of the sky, you know some shit is going down.

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Also I am ridiculously good at the fighter squadron mode. All those years of star wars fighter games paying off I guess.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    You know how Lucas tries to rationalize the fight between Obi-wan and Vader in New Hope being between an 'Old Man' and a 'Cripple' as to why they aren't doing all the flippy flips instead of just conceding the special effects reality of the times?

    Then he has Dooku fight Yoda, one who is doing acrobatic flippy flips like a motherfucker, one being a human older than Obi in the OT the other being a green gremlin about 900 years old. Then he has Palpatine fight Yoda, aforementioned 900 year old gremlin and ancient Sith master do acrobatics and Senate Frisbee toss.


    Oh, and can we all just take a moment and be thankful that Lucas didn't get the rights to Flash Gordan? Because that's the reason why Star Wars got made.

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Yeah, that flippy shit is dumb.

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  • GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    I was watching Empire Strikes Back last night and watching the scenes with Yoda brought to mind the flippy shit and I was pretty bummed.

    Yoda in Empire is soooooo good.

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  • OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
    I like how the flippy stuff works in SWTOR. Not sure about Sentinels/Marauders but Guardians/Juggernauts get just one move like that which acts as your standard MMORPG tank-charge. The rest is bashing faces in with a lightsaber with the occasional Force-fueled choke, backslap or push.

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  • JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited December 2015
    I love the idea someone here had

    Instead of flippy bullshit Yoda, they just had the lightsaber doing all the same stuff while Yoda is over in the corner gently waving his hand around

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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Yeah, that flippy shit is dumb.

    That scene could have been amazing with one simple change.

    Still have Yoda's saber doing crazy flips and shit, all the debris still flying around.

    But for the entire fight, Yoda himself, is just standing there stoic , eyes closed, hand up.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Yeah, that flippy shit is dumb.

    The flippy shit isn't dumb but the way they did it was.

    Dooku wasn't fighting anyone when the scene was shot so all he's doing is waving his sabre around and then yoda was added in later and choreographed to fit.

    What they could have done was added three or four guys in green screen suits at different heights so he had some people to fight against and realistic blade movement. Then get rid of the people in the green suits and CG yoda in then.

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Really Yoda should not even have a lightsaber. It should have been entirely telekinetic until Dooku just peaced out.

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Really, none if that shit should have existed

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Yoda and Palpatine should never ever have lightsabers

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    A really high level Jedi duel shouldn't even be visible to most people
    Forget lightsabers, forget throwing rocks at each other, that shit should happen on a purely spiritual level that we can't even conceive of without our own connection to the Force

    Granted, that doesn't make a good scene in a movie, but it's a thing I like to imagine

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    A really high level Jedi duel shouldn't even be visible to most people
    Forget lightsabers, forget throwing rocks at each other, that shit should happen on a purely spiritual level that we can't even conceive of without our own connection to the Force

    Granted, that doesn't make a good scene in a movie, but it's a thing I like to imagine

    Just visualize it on screen like that part where egg and lo pan have a magic dual in big trouble.

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Joystick fingers and everything!

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    A really high level Jedi duel shouldn't even be visible to most people
    Forget lightsabers, forget throwing rocks at each other, that shit should happen on a purely spiritual level that we can't even conceive of without our own connection to the Force

    Granted, that doesn't make a good scene in a movie, but it's a thing I like to imagine

    Like they're standing there with their lightsabers out and everyone nearby them is literally blown away by the Force battle going on

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  • Diablo FettDiablo Fett Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    A really high level Jedi duel shouldn't even be visible to most people
    Forget lightsabers, forget throwing rocks at each other, that shit should happen on a purely spiritual level that we can't even conceive of without our own connection to the Force

    Granted, that doesn't make a good scene in a movie, but it's a thing I like to imagine

    so you're saying it should be like the fight between Dr. Killinger and the Investors in the last episode of Venture Bros

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  • BionicPenguinBionicPenguin Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Yoda and Palpatine should never ever have lightsabers

    Counterpoint: The scene in one of the later episodes of Clone Wars where Palpatine schools Maul and Savage is great.

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  • GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    Also hey could someone explain something to me

    In Empire, when Luke goes to the cave, and Yoda says he won't need weapons, is Luke continuing to strap on his stuff supposed to be him defying Yoda? It's confused me for years and I just thought it could be read as either "fuck that, I'm bringing my weapons" or "okay I believe you but I'll take them anyway." I figure it's the former.

  • davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Also hey could someone explain something to me

    In Empire, when Luke goes to the cave, and Yoda says he won't need weapons, is Luke continuing to strap on his stuff supposed to be him defying Yoda? It's confused me for years and I just thought it could be read as either "fuck that, I'm bringing my weapons" or "okay I believe you but I'll take them anyway." I figure it's the former.

    I think it indicates that Luke is, at that time, unwilling or unable to trust The Force to see him through a trial.

    "That is why you fail"

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  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited December 2015
    Also hey could someone explain something to me

    In Empire, when Luke goes to the cave, and Yoda says he won't need weapons, is Luke continuing to strap on his stuff supposed to be him defying Yoda? It's confused me for years and I just thought it could be read as either "fuck that, I'm bringing my weapons" or "okay I believe you but I'll take them anyway." I figure it's the former.

    Luke is stuck on the desire to acquire as much power as he can at this point in the movie, and the cave shows him the end point of craving and exerting power. I watched it again recently and I feel like the lightsaber is kind of a symbol of the dark side for him. I kinda hope he doesn't use one in the new movies.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2015
    A steak! wrote: »
    Also hey could someone explain something to me

    In Empire, when Luke goes to the cave, and Yoda says he won't need weapons, is Luke continuing to strap on his stuff supposed to be him defying Yoda? It's confused me for years and I just thought it could be read as either "fuck that, I'm bringing my weapons" or "okay I believe you but I'll take them anyway." I figure it's the former.

    Luke is stuck on the desire to acquire as much power as he can at this point in the movie, and the cave shows him the end point of craving and exerting power. I watched it again recently and I feel like the lightsaber is kind of a symbol of the dark side for him. I kinda hope he doesn't use one in the new movies.

    I think you're right about the meaning of the lightsaber, which is why his building a new one in ROTJ that is so distinct from how his fathers looked is meaningful.

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  • CenoCeno pizza time Registered User regular
    A steak! wrote: »
    Also hey could someone explain something to me

    In Empire, when Luke goes to the cave, and Yoda says he won't need weapons, is Luke continuing to strap on his stuff supposed to be him defying Yoda? It's confused me for years and I just thought it could be read as either "fuck that, I'm bringing my weapons" or "okay I believe you but I'll take them anyway." I figure it's the former.

    Luke is stuck on the desire to acquire as much power as he can at this point in the movie, and the cave shows him the end point of craving and exerting power. I watched it again recently and I feel like the lightsaber is kind of a symbol of the dark side for him. I kinda hope he doesn't use one in the new movies.

    Unless he scrounged around the throne room to retrieve his second one after tossing it away in defiance of the Emperor, it went up with the second Death Star. He would have had to construct a third.

    It seems likely that he would still have one, if at some point he tried to start a new Jedi academy.

    I think it would be neat to see some sort of scene reminiscent of the old Japanese master with a walking stick that doesn't have to move around very much at all and can swat away just about any attack. Would be an interesting contrast to the way Luke used a saber in the OT (a la sledgehammer), and would show character growth. Recognition that it's a tool, not "this weapon is your life".

    Yoda and the Emperor, conversely, came across as super powerful because they had no need for lightsabers. Until, of course...

  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    edited December 2015
    I feel like all jedi no matter their skill level should have a lightsaber.
    Mostly for the 'defending the weak' thing. Lightsabers are great at deflecting laser blasts. They haven't shown anything which would suggest even an extremely powerful force user could use only the force to stop those.

    Like yeah the lightsaber is a pretty impressive offensive weapon, but I think in every medium what it's shown to be doing the most is blocking laser shots.

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  • CenoCeno pizza time Registered User regular
    Vader blocked Han's blaster bolts with his hand in Empire.

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  • BionicPenguinBionicPenguin Registered User regular
    Psykoma wrote: »
    I feel like all jedi no matter their skill level should have a lightsaber.
    Mostly for the 'defending the weak' thing. Lightsabers are great at deflecting laser blasts. They haven't shown anything which would suggest even an extremely powerful force user could use only the force to stop those.

    Like yeah the lightsaber is a pretty impressive offensive weapon, but I think in every medium what it's shown to be doing the most is blocking laser shots.

    Vader does it in Empire. I agree with your sentiment, though.

  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    oh right I forgot about that.

    But is that explicitly the force or could it also be a byproduct of having robot hands

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  • Diablo FettDiablo Fett Registered User regular
    so a new chinese trailer just dropped. it's pretty packed and might give away more than some folks are comfortable with

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECYgD7zylrE

    suffice to say it looks fuckin good

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited December 2015
    I'm guessing all the Raid actors will be on the desert planet? Just give me a fight scene with their style please.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Psykoma wrote: »
    oh right I forgot about that.

    But is that explicitly the force or could it also be a byproduct of having robot hands

    I know like, "absorb laser" is a force power in some of the star wars RPG materials but with the whole EU being gotten rid of, I'm not sure if there is an official answer to how that happened these days.

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    In the manga adaption Vader blocked the lasers with a force field.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2015
    You know what.

    Yoda should have a lightsaber.

    Because the scene where he opens his robe and pulls out his lightsaber with the force and lights it up is the best goddam scene of the prequels.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I like that scene where Jar Jar steps in some alien pigs shit

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    it rhymes, you know, it's like poetry

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I liked the one where the racist thing happened

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