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Most Merciful [chat]
The Ender
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@RMS Oceanic , come, join me. I've been reading through [chat]s past and admiring your contributions. You're a very clever little ocean liner; you'll make a grand emperor one day.
You've no doubt read the stories of the great Mark Antony and his many adventures in Egypt? You recall the delightful fable of the queen killing herself with a snake?
Well, [chat] - if you're very good - perhaps tomorrow night @RMS Oceanic and I will tell you the story of emperor Claudius, who was betrayed by those closest to him. By his own [chat]. They whispered in dark corners, went out late at night and conspired and conspired, but the emperor Claudius knew they were up to something. He knew they were busy little [chat]ters. And one night he sat down with one of them and he looked at her and he said, "Tell me what you've been doing busy little [chat]ter or I shall strike down those dearest to you. You shall watch as I bathe in their blood."
And the emperor was heartbroken. The little [chat]ter had wounded him more deeply than anyone else could ever have done.
And what do you think happened then, @RMS Oceanic ?
Is this [chat] not merciful?
IS THIS [CHAT] not merciful?
With Love and Courage
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Long may Ender's chat reign!
I am entertained.
im gonna love you
like im gonna lose you
like im saying goodbye-eye-eye-eye-eyeeeeeeeeee
My one faithful apostle.
The last honest man in this treacherous world.
(I don't know what apostle means)
"It's the humidity, not the heat."
*nods, sips beer*
see chanus when the last chat was closed, the ender was selected to make the new chat
and he did
this isn't 'Nam chanus, there are rules
what a world
No wait not like that I mean uh
probably would've stopped short of killing a bunch of innocents but
gimme that force power im gonna save my true love
ow ow ow these tiny ass shoes wtf
The dark side is seductive and turns people into assholes. He probably wouldn't have killed a bunch of kids if the dark side didn't fuck with him.
sounds like jedi propaganda
show me your proof
If they didn't kill the Jedi generals, they would have stopped the plot.
If they didn't kill the Younglings, they would grow up and want revenge.
Instead of choking her, Anakin should have Force thrown Padme into the lava with the twins in her belly but he got sentimental and sloppy and the Death Star blew up as a result.
Kill everyone and start fresh is the best move.
Only a Sith would demand scientific evidence.
A Jedi can feel the truth following through the force.
the jedi generals weren't innocents anyways
Sith = Dems
Jedi = GOP
But sith have red lightsabers and Jedi have blue!
(And green. And purple. And...)
Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
Fuck Joe Manchin
those colors were determined before the 2000 election so shouldn't be considered to have any bearing on the current relationships between color and party