and what's with every other person on okcupid having"thecat"in their username?is it some meme i've missed?
If you pick a username and it's taken, OkCupid will suggest similar ones for you to pick, which are usually the name you wanted plus "thecat" or often "_taco"
Apparently a lot of people just go yeah sure, that sounds good, whatever
and what's with every other person on okcupid having"thecat"in their username?is it some meme i've missed?
If you pick a username and it's taken, OkCupid will suggest similar ones for you to pick, which are usually the name you wanted plus "thecat" or often "_taco"
Apparently a lot of people just go yeah sure, that sounds good, whatever
Thinking up usernames is really hard. I always eventually just give up and go "yeah, sounds good, whatever".
Woke up at around 3am the other day for some reason. Farted in bed so loud it woke up my girlfriend. She called me gross and lightly slapped my side as I pretended to be asleep. I was not asleep.
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Oh also I guess I'm single again, and it's kind of a relief?
I liked her but I wasn't really feeling anything stronger than that and my anxiety started acting a fool at the thought of talking to her about it so instead of being an adult I kept making excuses not to bring it up and for a week or two almost ignoring her
Then yesterday she sent me a text about something and I bumbled my way through to talking about where I was at and asking what her thoughts were and it turns out we were basically on the same page and I had been driving myself crazy and acting like a jerk for no good reason
We talked a little more and it looks like for now we'll still hang out occasionally with the explicit understanding that that may stop at some point, but I'm feeling pretty good because the whole thing is much more clearly defined and we each understand where the other is at and I don't feel like I'm lying to a good person anymore
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If you pick a username and it's taken, OkCupid will suggest similar ones for you to pick, which are usually the name you wanted plus "thecat" or often "_taco"
My sister has been married for five years and has still never farted in front of her husband.
I have a friend who has been with her partner for about as long as Viv and I have and she hasn't done it either (or him to her)
She says she values keeping "some of the mystery of the relationship".
Wife and I were together for fifteen years and not once for either of us in that time.
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I'm stuck in Dallas-Fort Worth with absolutely nothing to do so I decided I could message some people on OKC and POF which I normally don't do for "good reasons".
Now I've realised it's 2:30AM in the UK and no one in their right mind would respond to a message sent at that time of the morning, right?
EDIT: Don't fart in airports. It's against TSA rules.
I'm stuck in Dallas-Fort Worth with absolutely nothing to do so I decided I could message some people on OKC and POF which I normally don't do for "good reasons".
Now I've realised it's 2:30AM in the UK and no one in their right mind would respond to a message sent at that time of the morning, right?
EDIT: Don't fart in airports. It's against TSA rules.
I'm stuck in Dallas-Fort Worth with absolutely nothing to do so I decided I could message some people on OKC and POF which I normally don't do for "good reasons".
Now I've realised it's 2:30AM in the UK and no one in their right mind would respond to a message sent at that time of the morning, right?
EDIT: Don't fart in airports. It's against TSA rules.
I believe, in accordance with thread rules, it should be renamed to Dallas-Fart Worth.
Hello, Fart Thread! One time, I ate an entire family-size can of Fried Casserole Onions, and my farts were so bad for the next several days that I swear they turned my nose hairs white.
Hello, Love Thread! In unrelated news, WHY WON'T ANYONE LOVE MEEEEE?
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GotLoveIt's a shame, she really liked his waggly eyebrows.Many Britons find this amusing.Registered Userregular
I believe, in accordance with thread rules, it should be renamed to Dallas-Fart Worth.
I can get on board with this but I propose one minor modification. One of Dallas' big things is all the art installations they have around the airport so with this and standard airport coding in mind I am going to suggest...
SouthPAX is just over a month away! The farts will be flowing, and the camaraderie too.
I really wish I could make PAX South this year. I had to actively talk a friend out of getting tickets because she can't afford them and I don't know if I'll be able to take some time off work.
Next year, though. Hopefully.
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I should do a count of how many of my matches have "farm" in their usernames.
It's truly living in the moment.
But it loses its thread
Having tried online dating in MD for over a year, I can safely say I never (if at all) saw the word gospel in any profiles.
Also, online dating in Delaware is illegal
But it loses its thread
Lots of friendly spider-folk?
OIL
or Mississippi's no-frills LOOKIN
Are you accidentally on farmersonly.com?
Round here, not sure there's a difference.
If you pick a username and it's taken, OkCupid will suggest similar ones for you to pick, which are usually the name you wanted plus "thecat" or often "_taco"
Apparently a lot of people just go yeah sure, that sounds good, whatever
Thinking up usernames is really hard. I always eventually just give up and go "yeah, sounds good, whatever".
I liked her but I wasn't really feeling anything stronger than that and my anxiety started acting a fool at the thought of talking to her about it so instead of being an adult I kept making excuses not to bring it up and for a week or two almost ignoring her
Then yesterday she sent me a text about something and I bumbled my way through to talking about where I was at and asking what her thoughts were and it turns out we were basically on the same page and I had been driving myself crazy and acting like a jerk for no good reason
We talked a little more and it looks like for now we'll still hang out occasionally with the explicit understanding that that may stop at some point, but I'm feeling pretty good because the whole thing is much more clearly defined and we each understand where the other is at and I don't feel like I'm lying to a good person anymore
I have a friend who has been with her partner for about as long as Viv and I have and she hasn't done it either (or him to her)
She says she values keeping "some of the mystery of the relationship".
Satans..... hints.....
Your mission is clear.
You must Fart Frame your sister.
Never mind, that's an actual person! Maybe it was you, sorry. Didn't mean to put you out in front like that
Thread title changed to reflect me GOING MAD WITH POWER
1000% approve
Wife and I were together for fifteen years and not once for either of us in that time.
Now I've realised it's 2:30AM in the UK and no one in their right mind would respond to a message sent at that time of the morning, right?
EDIT: Don't fart in airports. It's against TSA rules.
You're fine if it's less than 3.4 oz.
Like fixing the washing machine.
Or in the shower blinded by soap in my eyes.
It's like a prison shanking except smellier.
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Someone fart with me.
I believe, in accordance with thread rules, it should be renamed to Dallas-Fart Worth.
Hello, Love Thread! In unrelated news, WHY WON'T ANYONE LOVE MEEEEE?
I can get on board with this but I propose one minor modification. One of Dallas' big things is all the art installations they have around the airport so with this and standard airport coding in mind I am going to suggest...
DF(art)W
SouthPAX is just over a month away! The farts will be flowing, and the camaraderie too.
because you try too hard?
because you don't try hard enough?
because you care?
Because you are in a pit of self doubt
and many more seem to be my problem
I really wish I could make PAX South this year. I had to actively talk a friend out of getting tickets because she can't afford them and I don't know if I'll be able to take some time off work.
Next year, though. Hopefully.
I have two things to say about this.
1) this sounds like a lot of effort.
2) I guarantee you relationship isn't as funny as mine.
Satans..... hints.....