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The [Love] Thread is home for all kinds of love, but especially the love of booze

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  • AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    And in her best doggy voice announcing:

    "Angerrrina, I need help with my essay"

    Hob girl messaged me yesterday asking for the date of the exam.
    • They told us the date in one of the last lectures
    • You can look it up online
    • No. I'm back in Somerset. You don't exist for the next month

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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    as hilarious as farts may be I don't want to subject people to them

  • CosCos Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Cos wrote: »
    Went on a decidedly meh date where the guy was extremely uninterested in my description of the Protomen, didn't know what a spaghetti western was, and took full advantage of the pity goodnight kiss as I was trying to get rid of him. Precisely how uninterested in making out do I have to before I have to skip to being blunt. On the upside, Creed was great, but I think I need to see it again when I'm not being pawed at or clearly stared at.

    Before this date, I got catcalled at the end of my run with my dog and flipped the SVU full of dudebros off. The one guy looked SHOCKED and loudly cussed me out as they drove off.

    So that was my night, Love Thread.

    Shoulda stayed home and tripped balls instead.

    But then I wouldn't have seen Creed!

    Having had more time to think about it, I've realized it was straight out of that scene in Forgetting Sarah Marshall: "Stop pulling my face towards your face."

  • WheatBun01WheatBun01 Face It, Tiger Registered User regular
    My girlfriend just finished a six month long training course to become a certified Yoga Instructor!

    Yay!

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  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    Cos wrote: »
    Went on a decidedly meh date where the guy was extremely uninterested in my description of the Protomen, didn't know what a spaghetti western was, and took full advantage of the pity goodnight kiss as I was trying to get rid of him. Precisely how uninterested in making out do I have to before I have to skip to being blunt. On the upside, Creed was great, but I think I need to see it again when I'm not being pawed at or clearly stared at.

    Before this date, I got catcalled at the end of my run with my dog and flipped the SVU full of dudebros off. The one guy looked SHOCKED and loudly cussed me out as they drove off.

    So that was my night, Love Thread.

    What an idiot.

    It's spaghetti topped with barbecue sauce.

    Duh.

    http://www.interstatebarbecue.com/ ?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Oh, on the subject of farts.

    It actually is a huge thing for me if you call attention to your fart. I don't mind people who pass gas, but I do mind it when people draw as much attention to it as possible (like one of my best friends who would make exaggerated movements and mime out his fart as he made it sound off as loud as possible). It's just a huge reminder of my myriad medical past and all that I have gone through and it gives me anxiety and makes me generally feel bad. But the people who do these sorts of things are generally non-responsive to me when I try to explain why I do not appreciate what they are doing.

    Oh, and my ostomy makes gurgling noises all the time. It's a little awkward but eh.

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  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    My housemate woke me up in the middle of the night. Thankfully here that just involves her opening my door, creeping into my room and onto my bed for cuddles.
    I had forgotten that you had left London and made an unpleasant face when I read this.
    Angelina wrote: »
    The London housemates are not allowed to do this.
    Oh yeah! It was the dog, wasn't it? I made a much happier face when I put this all together.

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Cos wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Cos wrote: »
    Went on a decidedly meh date where the guy was extremely uninterested in my description of the Protomen, didn't know what a spaghetti western was, and took full advantage of the pity goodnight kiss as I was trying to get rid of him. Precisely how uninterested in making out do I have to before I have to skip to being blunt. On the upside, Creed was great, but I think I need to see it again when I'm not being pawed at or clearly stared at.

    Before this date, I got catcalled at the end of my run with my dog and flipped the SVU full of dudebros off. The one guy looked SHOCKED and loudly cussed me out as they drove off.

    So that was my night, Love Thread.

    Shoulda stayed home and tripped balls instead.

    But then I wouldn't have seen Creed!

    Okay yeah that's fair. I gotta see that.

    Cos
  • QuantumTurkQuantumTurk Registered User regular
    Just to vent, man, having a partner with depression. Is rough both ways some days. I've been there too, but yes I'm going to get a bit upset if you are taking it out on me. Let me help or do self care or try and acknowledge brain spiders/ mental distortions and lets work with that or just cuddle, not get increasingly irate with me trying to be solicitous and understanding.

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  • Karrde1842Karrde1842 Registered User regular
    So my girlfriend of over a year just broke up with me. I'd asked her about 2 weeks ago where she saw the relationship going, just to make sure we were on the same page. She answered along the lines of "I'm not sure." She said when we were together she really enjoyed herself, and that she loved me. I was ok with the answer, even if it wasn't quite what I would have hoped for. The following weeks we've continued talking every day, everything seemed fine. We live about 1.5 hours from each other, and she went to her grandma's house last weekend so we hadn't seen each other for awhile since we also both work fulltime. She drives down this weekend, and we were going to go on a hike, do some Christmas activities that are happening here in town. She gets here and says we need to talk, then proceeds to say that she doesn't see us ever going farther than we are right now, and it wouldn't be fair to either of us to continue if that was the case. She wouldn't give me anything that I had done/could do better, so I'm kind of at a loss. I barely held it together until she left. It's just really devastating, especially to happen during the holiday season.

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    Had an interesting conversation with my sex friend last night that put some things in perspective.
    We have a staggering amount of chemistry, we interact really well both inside and outside of the bedroom, and she's legitimately worried that it'll turn into a real relationship which she's trying to avoid at all costs right now, especially since we started doing this after colossally major relationships failed on us.
    So I told her that I really enjoy spending time with her, but I really don't want anything "more" right now. There's no need to put a label on things, what we're doing together right now is actually really fucking good, and we've spent some time doing christmas shopping/at the bar together so it's not like we're just using each other, either.

    And I meant it. As much as I miss having someone around to smooch, cuddle, and watch movies on the couch with, I'm really not ready for dating or that shit right now. Having my engagement broken was brutal, and there's no way I can commit emotionally right now (or anytime soon,) so I'm definitely taking a break from that shit.

    Then we had awesome sex for a while :cool:

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Just to vent, man, having a partner with depression. Is rough both ways some days. I've been there too, but yes I'm going to get a bit upset if you are taking it out on me. Let me help or do self care or try and acknowledge brain spiders/ mental distortions and lets work with that or just cuddle, not get increasingly irate with me trying to be solicitous and understanding.

    Sometimes you just want to work the depression out on your own, duder. In those cases, which sounds like it might be the case for your partner, you gotta let them do their thing in their own time, and just hope for the best.

    Lord knows that's the case for me; when my depression hits I cut off from the outside world and try to minimize contact with anyone and everyone because I know the only way forward is time, patience, and isolation.

    And also self medication through recreational chemicals. Lots and lots of chemicals.

    But that's my shit; your partner's method may well vary.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    Hey Hacksaw, you're cool and I hope you are doing alright. :+1:

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    Karrde1842 wrote: »
    So my girlfriend of over a year just broke up with me. I'd asked her about 2 weeks ago where she saw the relationship going, just to make sure we were on the same page. She answered along the lines of "I'm not sure." She said when we were together she really enjoyed herself, and that she loved me. I was ok with the answer, even if it wasn't quite what I would have hoped for. The following weeks we've continued talking every day, everything seemed fine. We live about 1.5 hours from each other, and she went to her grandma's house last weekend so we hadn't seen each other for awhile since we also both work fulltime. She drives down this weekend, and we were going to go on a hike, do some Christmas activities that are happening here in town. She gets here and says we need to talk, then proceeds to say that she doesn't see us ever going farther than we are right now, and it wouldn't be fair to either of us to continue if that was the case. She wouldn't give me anything that I had done/could do better, so I'm kind of at a loss. I barely held it together until she left. It's just really devastating, especially to happen during the holiday season.

    I'm really sorry, dude. If you can, surround yourself with friends- it can really help.

    @Hacksaw I think we should have a drink or five

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Better living through chemistry, bro.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Incidentally, Better Living Through Chemistry is one of my favorite songs.

    http://youtu.be/WVE90vGS9ps

    Donovan PuppyfuckerTam
  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    Rainfall wrote: »
    There's no need to put a label on things, what we're doing together right now is actually really fucking good

    Unintentional or not, this is a delightful double entendre.

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    Skeith wrote: »
    Rainfall wrote: »
    There's no need to put a label on things, what we're doing together right now is actually really fucking good

    Unintentional or not, this is a delightful double entendre.

    My double entendres are always intentional. It's good to be appreciated!

  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    I'd ask why brock is so much better than me but he would just say he isn't and I'm just as great as he is in my own way and damn it brock how are you so amazing

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  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    My housemate woke me up in the middle of the night. Thankfully here that just involves her opening my door, creeping into my room and onto my bed for cuddles.

    The London housemates are not allowed to do this.

    Aww, I can't wait until end of semester when I'll be back at the parents' and the beagle will inevitably open the bedroom door late at night and go lie down on one of the unused blankets I will purposefully leave there for him. He's too old to get onto the bed, and that's fine with me because I'm too allergic to get dog hair all over my bed.

    In love thread news I've decided to start using OKCupid again during the next semester, see how many matches I find when I'm not out in the middle of nowhere, NH. There's not much reason beyond garden variety fear and difficulty forming new habits to not try online dating again now that I've been here for two semesters and am more or less used to the amount of work in grad school life. Part of the reason I'm posting about it here to make it a public informal commitment so that I don't put it off.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2015
    Guys it's one of Vivienne and I wedding anniversary today (we got married twice).

    To celebrate I split coffee on the floor and dropped a glass bowl onto the floor smashing it.

    So we cleaned up the mess together as a couple in our underwear.

    Blake T on
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  • BillyIdleBillyIdle What does "katana" mean? It means "Japanese sword."Registered User regular
    Tam wrote: »
    Karrde1842 wrote: »
    So my girlfriend of over a year just broke up with me. I'd asked her about 2 weeks ago where she saw the relationship going, just to make sure we were on the same page. She answered along the lines of "I'm not sure." She said when we were together she really enjoyed herself, and that she loved me. I was ok with the answer, even if it wasn't quite what I would have hoped for. The following weeks we've continued talking every day, everything seemed fine. We live about 1.5 hours from each other, and she went to her grandma's house last weekend so we hadn't seen each other for awhile since we also both work fulltime. She drives down this weekend, and we were going to go on a hike, do some Christmas activities that are happening here in town. She gets here and says we need to talk, then proceeds to say that she doesn't see us ever going farther than we are right now, and it wouldn't be fair to either of us to continue if that was the case. She wouldn't give me anything that I had done/could do better, so I'm kind of at a loss. I barely held it together until she left. It's just really devastating, especially to happen during the holiday season.

    I'm really sorry, dude. If you can, surround yourself with friends- it can really help.

    @Hacksaw I think we should have a drink or five

    I was in a similar situation 2 months ago ( 3 year relationship came to an end).
    The bolded advice is what really, really, helped me at my lowest.
    If I didn't have my friends to help pick me up, I have no idea how I would have made it through my breakup.
    Special shoutout to the forumers that I play Destiny with that were there for me, even joking around in party chat lifted my spirits.

    I just have no idea what to do with my mountains of photos that we took...I kinda hate myself for being into film photography, because it's easy to delete a photo, but for some reason I can't bring myself to throwing them away. Locking them in a box in my closet is all I can do for now, since there's still a part of me that hopes things will change and I can actually keep them in an album.

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  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    today I discovered I am a 96% match with Tam

    But that aside I think you did a good job on your profile, it reads well and from the stuff in it you seem like a fun+good person

    As someone who has hung out with Tam on the regular.

    He's awesome.

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  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Guys it's one Vivienne and I wedding anniversary today (we got married twice).

    To celebrate I split coffee on the floor and dropped a glass bowl onto the floor smashing it.

    So we cleaned up the mess together as a couple in our underwear.

    You just in your underwear? Pics or it didn't happen.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Guys it's one Vivienne and I wedding anniversary today (we got married twice).

    To celebrate I split coffee on the floor and dropped a glass bowl onto the floor smashing it.

    So we cleaned up the mess together as a couple in our underwear.

    You just in your underwear? Pics or it didn't happen.

    Crwth did that allready

  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Guys it's one Vivienne and I wedding anniversary today (we got married twice).

    To celebrate I split coffee on the floor and dropped a glass bowl onto the floor smashing it.

    So we cleaned up the mess together as a couple in our underwear.

    You just in your underwear? Pics or it didn't happen.

    Crwth did that allready

    Damnit!

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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    I've been doing some okc for a while and it's totally alright but I figured I might give tinder a try. Then I saw that it needs to know everything you've ever thought about doing with your phone, ever. What the hell? That shit is insane

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    CRUSH ALERT
    I'm pretty sure the singer/guitarist in this all-girl rock band I'm seeing right now is my soulmate
    This one's for real, y'all

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    The Donnas?

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  • JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    CRUSH ALERT
    I'm pretty sure the singer/guitarist in this all-girl rock band I'm seeing right now is my soulmate
    This one's for real, y'all

    You're so vain
    You probably thought that song was about you

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    yo the donnas rule

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  • BillyIdleBillyIdle What does "katana" mean? It means "Japanese sword."Registered User regular
    edited December 2015
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    CRUSH ALERT
    I'm pretty sure the singer/guitarist in this all-girl rock band I'm seeing right now is my soulmate
    This one's for real, y'all

    Sorry dude, Jane Wiedlin has my heart.

    BillyIdle on
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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    yo the donnas rule

    Quoting this post to add emphasis to my agreement.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    See also: Skunk Anansie

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    I met the donnas once, hung out on their bus. I was like 15, smitten and speechless.

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  • SilverWindSilverWind Registered User regular
    Love Thread, @Wyborn has a perfect S curl in his hair right now and I suspect superheroics

    How do I confront him with this? Does anyone have some kryptonite

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Well

    I got the singer's roommate's number
    That's close, right?

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  • JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Well

    I got the singer's roommate's number
    That's close, right?

    This sounds like the plot of a How I Met Your Mother episode

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Well

    I got the singer's roommate's number
    That's close, right?

    Buddy, never bemoan a victory, even if it wasn't the one you were expecting.

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