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The [Love] Thread is home for all kinds of love, but especially the love of booze

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2015
    Joolander wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Well

    I got the singer's roommate's number
    That's close, right?

    This sounds like the plot of a How I Met Your Mother episode

    No it sounds like a pretty standard episode of Grey Ghost.

    Blake T on
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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    We made good food and then weird but surprisingly acceptable tofurky because we wanted to see what it was like and then played Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime together and it was all adorable.

    I really love cooking with her! The packaged Bhel Puri was awesome.

    Take a moment to donate what you can to Critical Resistance and Black Lives Matter.
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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Fart thread, today there was a protest near campus for second amendment rights that staged a fake mass shooting, but that's not important. What was is a bunch of students and I staged a counter protest: mass farting. I participated and ate 6 cans of beans the last few days to celebrate. It was a success.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    I heard about that fake mass shooting protest. Farting was the correct and most acceptable response, I feel.

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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    The campus Chipotle was pleased with our counter protest and patronage

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Never bring a gun to a Chipotle fight.

    ToxErin The RedGoldenSeducer
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Guys it's one of Vivienne and I wedding anniversary today (we got married twice).

    To celebrate I split coffee on the floor and dropped a glass bowl onto the floor smashing it.

    So we cleaned up the mess together as a couple in our underwear.

    UPDATE:

    To make me feel better, and I guess, Vivienne's competitive nature, she decided to make me feel better about the entire dropping the bowl thing by doing an entire bag of Christmas tree ornaments just now.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    All that glass on the floor and it's too early to watch Die Hard!

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2015
    You've peaked for the year Chris.

    Good posting.

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    What do you guys have planned for your other anniversary? You've set a pretty high standard for yourselves.

  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Ha, guess I'll always be able to remember your wedding anniversary because my sister has her anniversary today too.

  • PassionateLoviePassionateLovie Registered User regular
    Rejection is the WORST feeling ever.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    What do you guys have planned for your other anniversary? You've set a pretty high standard for yourselves.

    Maybe a fire!

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Hello fart love thread.

    I just got back into the country and picked up two of my best friends from the boarding kennels.

    They both licked the hell out of my face and farted like a million times in my car in appreciation.

    Love.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    it's weird to keep people in a kennel and it's weird that you let them lick your face but hey

    different strokes

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  • MuddypawsMuddypaws Lactodorum, UKRegistered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Hello fart love thread.

    I just got back into the country and picked up two of my best friends from the boarding kennels.

    They both licked the hell out of my face and farted like a million times in my car in appreciation.

    Love.

    "And then we went and picked up my dogs"

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  • AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Hello fart love thread.

    I just got back into the country and picked up two of my best friends from the boarding kennels.

    They both licked the hell out of my face and farted like a million times in my car in appreciation.

    Love.

    I've never seen these "best friends" on snapchat...

  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Fart thread, today there was a protest near campus for second amendment rights that staged a fake mass shooting, but that's not important. What was is a bunch of students and I staged a counter protest: mass farting. I participated and ate 6 cans of beans the last few days to celebrate. It was a success.

    sounds like your WWI reenactment was a resounding success

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    A true story from various times
    Way back in the late 90's I saw the Donnas live in Japan I saw it was amazing as you really don't get to hear rock and roll like that anymore I was told when I came back from the show they suck
    My girlfriend of the time heard of them but had not seen them
    Then about 2002 in the BX in Afghanistan I was told off by various people because I was looking for their cd as they thought they sucked or were lame because it was a girl band

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  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    Joolander wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Well

    I got the singer's roommate's number
    That's close, right?

    This sounds like the plot of a How I Met Your Mother episode

    I was thinking Seinfeld.

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Rejection is the WORST feeling ever.

    No lonely is where you have no one to turn to help you with it or anyone to talk to
    The lack of hope I guess is worse

  • NullzoneNullzone Registered User regular
    I read like, the last 10 pages of the previous thread trying to understand all the farts.

    I achieved no clarity.

    I blame Hacksaw.

    Usagi
  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Nullzone wrote: »
    I read like, the last 10 pages of the previous thread trying to understand all the farts.

    I achieved no clarity.

    I blame Hacksaw.

    You could say the fart situation is still a bit hazy.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Nullzone wrote: »
    I read like, the last 10 pages of the previous thread trying to understand all the farts.

    I achieved no clarity.

    I blame Hacksaw.

    You could say the fart situation is still a bit hazy.

    I mean, it's still probably Hacksaw's fault, and the chances he remembers last night clearly are fairly small.

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Nullzone wrote: »
    I read like, the last 10 pages of the previous thread trying to understand all the farts.

    I achieved no clarity.

    I blame Hacksaw.

    Fart more. Blame less.

  • PassionateLoviePassionateLovie Registered User regular
    One of my chickens was killed this morning :'( This has been an awful weekend....sorry it's not really love related but I did love her, she was my baby </3

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    I'll never forget the first time my girlfriend farted in front of me.

    I was playing World of Warcraft. She was watching TV on my bed.

    She said "Uh-oh!" kinda loud, but didn't sound too serious. I asked her "What is it, babe?"

    A second or two later, she said it again. "Uh-oh!"

    "Sweetheart, what is it?" Still don't look up from the game.

    "Uh-oh!"

    I pushed away from the computer, and turned around bodily.

    "What is it, babe, are you okay?"



    *prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*



    I hope I get more of those good, deep belly laughs before I punch my ticket.

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  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    One of my chickens was killed this morning :'( This has been an awful weekend....sorry it's not really love related but I did love her, she was my baby </3

    I love chickens and want one as a pet but never lived anywhere that would let me have one.

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
  • KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    Another weekend with my unrequited crush, and yeah this is going to be a problem.

    We went to my office Christmas Party and looked beautiful, we had a fun time, etc. Today we had breakfast with friends then drive to a climbing gym where we climbed for a couple of hours. Then I dropped her off so she could get ready for a date tonight, while I went home and got sad.

    How do you tell someone that you love their company but that it hurts too much bring around them?

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Kyougu wrote: »
    How do you tell someone that you love their company but that it hurts too much bring around them?

    By saying pretty much exactly that.

    "I really like hanging out with you, but I think I've gone and developed The Feels for you by accident, so perhaps it would be better for both of us if we just keep it strictly professional from now on."

    GoatmontynicRainfall
  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited December 2015
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Kyougu wrote: »
    How do you tell someone that you love their company but that it hurts too much bring around them?

    By saying pretty much exactly that.

    "I really like hanging out with you, but I think I've gone and developed The Feels for you by accident, so perhaps it would be better for both of us if we just keep it strictly professional from now on."

    Yea pretty much. It's not fair to yourself to sit hoping and not fair to her to sit there wanting. Makes it awkward for everyone. You either bow out before the relationship gets codependent or live to see yourself become the nice guy.

    Bendery It Like Beckham on
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  • PassionateLoviePassionateLovie Registered User regular
    ceres wrote: »
    One of my chickens was killed this morning :'( This has been an awful weekend....sorry it's not really love related but I did love her, she was my baby </3

    I love chickens and want one as a pet but never lived anywhere that would let me have one.

    They are the best pets. My other chicken seems kinda confused and lonely now. She's never been alone :\
    I'll probably get a couple more chicks to keep her company when they get bigger.

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular

    You either bow out before the relationship gets codependent or live to see yourself become the nice guy.

    I love this.

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Can you get her roommate's number?

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  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Can you get her roommate's number?

    Not everyone has Sitcom Powers like you

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    edited December 2015
    Angelina wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Hello fart love thread.

    I just got back into the country and picked up two of my best friends from the boarding kennels.

    They both licked the hell out of my face and farted like a million times in my car in appreciation.

    Love.

    I've never seen these "best friends" on snapchat...

    That's because they live at my parents' house and I haven't been around there nearly enough lately because I am a terrible son.

    Veldrin on
  • AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Hello fart love thread.

    I just got back into the country and picked up two of my best friends from the boarding kennels.

    They both licked the hell out of my face and farted like a million times in my car in appreciation.

    Love.

    I've never seen these "best friends" on snapchat...

    That's because they live at my parents' house and I haven't been around there nearly enough lately because I am a terrible son.

    Stop being a terrible son, just for me!

    I can't stop eating chocolate. I've lost half a stone from being too poor for enough food, I think I've put that back on today.

    tynicShen
  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Similar, but not nearly as bad as Kyougu, I got feelings I can't really process.
    A friend moved back to Seattle. I've known her for a few years now, and always thought she was eight kinds of awesome. Now I want to kiss her. I don't want to date her, and I don't even want to have sex with her. She's just really cute and I'd like to spend some time making out.
    And of course, with the time of year, I'm spending a lot of time alone, so it's real easy for my brain to just wander back to that.

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    Randy Butternubbs
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Drink profusely.

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