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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I've had extremely mixed reactions from women in the past about cunnilingus. One girlfriend was mortified at the possibility of it, one had never experienced it, one was vehement about coaching me in The Ways and one was indifferent about it. I'm one of the (probably extremely rare) guys who is indifferent about receiving fallatio, so whatever! Different strokes for different folks! Literally I guess.

  • valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    I've attempted it all, and enjoyed the hell out of myself, but as I've gotten older, and been with different partners, I've experienced people with different hygiene issues, and if its brought up, it always is a problem. I have no problem refusing oral from me or to me (turnabout is fair play after all.) But my ever-growing germaphobia will not allow me to go down on someone if I can't stand the smell. All things being equal though, if the hygiene is there, I'll go to town with permission.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    The thing about hygiene that bothers me are the people who do not wash their hands after using the bathroom
    That is where I draw the line

  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    My sex style is;

    You know in phantom menace when baby anakin is in a ship on autopilot bumbling his way through the space battle and he's like,

    "Uhh lets do a barrel roll, that's a cool trick"

    That.

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    NeoToma wrote: »
    My sex style is;

    You know in phantom menace when baby anakin is in a ship on autopilot bumbling his way through the space battle and he's like,

    "Uhh lets do a barrel roll, that's a cool trick"

    That.

    At least it's not the geriatric space hare style of DO A BARRELL ROLL. That would probably be traumatizing.

  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    My sex style is to not have it

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Psykoma wrote: »
    My sex style is to not have it

    I agreed because I laughed because it's true for me, too but now I'm also kinda sad.

  • BillyIdleBillyIdle What does "katana" mean? It means "Japanese sword."Registered User regular
    My sex style is a combination of the creeping moss and enthusiastic rock wall climber.

    PSN: BillyIdle_
  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    edited January 2016
    BillyIdle wrote: »
    My sex style is a combination of the creeping moss and enthusiastic rock wall climber.

    You always point north?

    ...and need harnesses?

    Juggernut on
  • LabelLabel Registered User regular
    moss doesn't point north, though.

  • BillyIdleBillyIdle What does "katana" mean? It means "Japanese sword."Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    BillyIdle wrote: »
    My sex style is a combination of the creeping moss and enthusiastic rock wall climber.

    You always point north?

    It's prevented things from going south on many occasions.

    PSN: BillyIdle_
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Y'all're gettin wildly off base, now

  • BillyIdleBillyIdle What does "katana" mean? It means "Japanese sword."Registered User regular
    Harnesses can make sex safer, believe it or not.

    PSN: BillyIdle_
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Kilroy wrote: »
    I forgot to disable my okcupid account after I moved so I got a notification that a cute girl was checking out my profile from 800 miles away

    pretty grouchy about that

    Only 800 miles away?

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    I never used to like having anybody go down on me.

    And yes, it was past experience that caused it But being bitten to the point of bleeding will cause some hesitation.

    And there was some self-loathing as well. uncertainty about physical things.

    now? It's nice, but not really pleasurable for me. So don't bother cause it's pretty much just going to be a waste of time and energy for both of us.

    brb folding in on myself until I form a singularity and blink out of existence

  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    BillyIdle wrote: »
    Harnesses can make sex safer, believe it or not.
    They're astronaut recommended!

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Have any humans had sex in space yet? I know NASA...frowns upon it. But maybe some cosmonauts?

  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Have any humans had sex in space yet? I know NASA...frowns upon it. But maybe some cosmonauts?

    I'm sure SpaceX is down with it.

    I mean try saying the name out loud.

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  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    At least one married couple has been in space, but I doubt they'd be shouting from the shuttle bays that they had any kind of intimate docking procedure.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Sex in space has gotta be difficult, if only because slightly bopping any part of your partner is going to send one or both of you spinning away as a result of energy transference.

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    NeoToma wrote: »
    My sex style is;

    You know in phantom menace when baby anakin is in a ship on autopilot bumbling his way through the space battle and he's like,

    "Uhh lets do a barrel roll, that's a cool trick"

    That.

    me during sex:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bLkcCZFKvA

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  • CliffCliff Registered User regular

    What does this article hope to accomplish? Does she actually think if they didn't lick it they are gonna read her article whining about it online? Maybe next time try to learn about the guy first before you fuck him. Don't fuck a guy before you know what he's willing to do for you and you won't have to scream in the wind about how the patriarchy is keeping tongues out of you.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Oh look guys, it's the guy we never respond to.

  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    oh is that the guy who wanted a biff with you, blake?

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Guys Viv is pretty great.

    Let's talk about that.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Guys Viv is pretty great.

    Let's talk about that.

    Not unless Viv talks about me first.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Sex in space has gotta be difficult, if only because slightly bopping any part of your partner is going to send one or both of you spinning away as a result of energy transference.

    Also isn't there a camera in just about every room of the spaceship?

    Well, I guess that could make it easier for some...

  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Sex in space has gotta be difficult, if only because slightly bopping any part of your partner is going to send one or both of you spinning away as a result of energy transference.
    Hence the aforementioned harnesses.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    godmode wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Sex in space has gotta be difficult, if only because slightly bopping any part of your partner is going to send one or both of you spinning away as a result of energy transference.

    Also isn't there a camera in just about every room of the spaceship?

    Well, I guess that could make it easier for some...

    ...I just figured out how we're going to fund a voyage to Mars.

  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    The lag/buffering might be a bit much, though.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Viv is great and one of those forum people who I wish I interacted with more, tbh

    though I post less and less and just read more and more at the mo. Dunno why

  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Viv is great and one of those forum people who I wish I interacted with more, tbh

    though I post less and less and just read more and more at the mo. Dunno why

    JOIN US SOLAR

    In the semi lurking realm.

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Viv is great and one of those forum people who I wish I interacted with more, tbh

    though I post less and less and just read more and more at the mo. Dunno why

    Posting more is easy

    See?

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    The key is to not care whether your posts have any substance to them at all because mine sure don't

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    I met Viv last year.

    She is seriously like the nicest person.

  • AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    More crying people today at uni. Happy times here!

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Your uni sounds depressing.

  • AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Your uni sounds depressing.

    The course has become tough mentally which is probably for the best considering the career at the end of it. I think it's just a shock to the system for many.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    On the bright side, it's not law school!

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    ugh law school

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