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The Elephant M&Man

DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
edited November 2007 in Social Entropy++
So I'm sitting here, eating some dark chocolate M&Ms from a huge bag among the several I got in the post-Easter candy clearance bonanza, when I came upon this hideous monstrosity

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Mars, Incorporated has really become lax in its eugenics department. The public expects its M&Ms to be of uniform shape.

I'm not sure what I should do with it. Should I eat it? What happens if it somehow warps my genetic structure? What if throwing it away violates some sort of biological hazard law? OH GOD, IS IT GIVING ME CANCER?

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    are you fucking kidding me

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    fucking eat it you bitch

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    are you fucking kidding me

    No, I am completely serious.

    You would not believe how freaked out I am right now.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Look, the stoner thread is over there. :roll:

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Just eat it

    you'll either get superpowers or die.

    either way you'll be remembered.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    So I'm sitting here, eating some dark chocolate M&Ms from a huge bag among the several I got in the post-Easter candy clearance bonanza, when I came upon this hideous monstrosity

    outcastat9.jpg

    I'm not sure what I should do with it. Should I eat it? What happens if it somehow warps my genetic structure? What if throwing it away violates some sort of biological hazard law? OH GOD, IS IT GIVING ME CANCER?

    it's just your god damn hand, jeez

    redhead on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Look, the stoner thread is over there. :roll:

    seriously

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I have some Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream.


    Half Baked


    :D

    SA on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    that was a good movie

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    When I first started posting here, I considered making a thread about Satan. Just his roles in society, and maybe some history.

    Would that have made a better thread than this one y/n

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  • bombardierbombardier Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    When I first started posting here, I considered making a thread about Satan. Just his roles in society, and maybe some history.

    Would that have made a better thread than this one y/n

    /Q

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    When I first started posting here, I considered making a thread about Satan. Just his roles in society, and maybe some history.

    Would that have made a better thread than this one y/n

    §

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Perhaps I should conduct some experiments.

    Like, introduce it to electricity.

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    When I first started posting here, I considered making a thread about Satan. Just his roles in society, and maybe some history.

    Would that have made a better thread than this one y/n

    dongers

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Perhaps I should conduct some experiments.

    Like, introduce it to electricity.

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    YOU'LL MAKE IT TWICE AS POWERFUL!


    TWICE AS DEADLY!!

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Well, shortly afterward, Grimlock came along and ate it, so I guess it's crisis averted.

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    You guys aren't much fun tonight, geez.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    man have you never eaten m&m's before

    you're guarunteed at least one freak in every pack

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Well, shortly afterward, Grimlock came along and ate it, so I guess it's crisis averted.

    grimmyoh1.jpg

    You guys aren't much fun tonight, geez.


    OH GOD IT'LL ASSIMILATE IT OH SHIT CALL THE POLICE BURN THAT FUCKER NOW!!

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    sometimes i get two skittles wedged together

    this is a double flavor dude, something to get excited about

    enjoy your candy experience

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    M&Ms don't come in different flavors, at least not in the same bag.

    You're crazy, paku. That's why I love you.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    strawberry coated chocolate m&ms

    Seph on
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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Seph, how come you changed your avatar now, when you just got your name back?

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    If you eat it I bet you get to see through time

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    strawberry coated chocolate m&ms

    seph i'm seeing eye to eye with you all over tonight

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It's not really changed. Think of it as unhanced.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I have lots of great ideas embrace me as your king we'll be eating fire by dawn

    do you know how delicious fire is

    Seph on
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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    listen man, I'm gonna stop screaming, yeah. Okay, sorry.

    And I should get a name change...need suggestions.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    fire does taste pretty good dude

    t wallhitter: hentailuvr73

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    when you barbecue you are tasting fire

    a little bit of it

    like a cute lady gives you a tiny pink spoon full of fire and then asks if you want more

    Seph on
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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    fire does taste pretty good dude

    t wallhitter: hentailuvr73

    That might work.

    or maybe AttentionwhoremcIsuck

    RE: Seph - may I sig that?

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    you never have to ask to sig my words

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Ok, cool to know.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    YO YO YO

    THIS IS YOU FAVORITE DJ, FUNK MASTER POTATOE

    HE GOES ALL THE WAY IF YOU ARE WILLING TO PAY

    FAT BEATS AND WICKED LICKS

    GOING DOWN TOWN JUST TO GET SOME KICKS

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    potatoe do you have a rap voice

    are you cutting a record?

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    fo shizzle my nizzle it's very chizzle of yizzle to comlimizzle my skizzles

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  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I love when I get the huge deformed M's... it's almost like I get a bonus, larger candy piece.

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  • JandaruJandaru New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    M&Ms don't come in different flavors, at least not in the same bag.

    What? You can get chocolate, peanut and crispy M&Ms all in the same bag.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Perrsun wrote: »
    I love when I get the huge deformed M's... it's almost like I get a bonus, larger candy piece.

    Except that they are sold by weight, so not really.

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