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50 Superb owls in the [NFL] thread - and Von Miller strip-sacked every one of them

ToxTox I kill threadsthey/themRegistered User regular
edited February 2016 in Social Entropy++
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Football!

Wild Card Round Schedule

Saturday, Jan. 9
4:35 p.m. ET - Kansas City Chiefs at Houston Texans (ESPN/ABC)
8:15 p.m. ET - Pittsburgh Steelers at Cincinnati Bengals (CBS)

Sunday, Jan. 10
1:05 p.m. ET - Seattle Seahawks at Minnesota Vikings (NBC)
4:40 p.m. ET - Green Bay Packers at Washington (FOX)

Divisional Playoff Round Schedule

Saturday, Jan. 16
4:35 p.m. ET - Kansas City Chiefs at New England Patriots (CBS)
8:15 p.m. ET - Green Bay Packers at Arizona Cardinals (NBC)

Sunday, Jan. 17
1:05 p.m. ET - Seattle Seahawks at Carolina Panthers (FOX)
4:40 p.m. ET - Pittsburgh Steelers at Denver Broncos (CBS)

Conference Championship Round Schedule - Sunday, Jan. 24
3:05 p.m. ET - New England Patriots at Denver Broncos (CBS)
6:40 p.m. ET - Arizona Cardinals at Carolina Panthers (FOX)

Pro Bowl - Sunday, Jan. 31, 7:00 p.m. ET - ESPN
Team Rice (blue) at Team Irvin (gold)

Superb Owl! - Sunday, Feb 7, 6:30 p.m. ET - CBS
Carolina Panthers at Denver Broncos

2016 Draft Order
Tennessee Titans
Cleveland Browns
"San Diego" Chargers
Dallas Cowboys
Jacksonville Jaguars
Baltimore Ravens
San Francisco 49ers
Miami Dolphins
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
New York Giants
Chicago Bears
New Orleans Saints
Philadelphia Eagles
"Oakland" Raiders
"St Louis" Rams
Detroit Lions
Atlanta Falcons
Indianapolis Colts
Buffalo Bills
New York Jets
Washington
Houston Texans
Minnesota Vikings
Cincinnati Bengals
Pittsburgh Steelers
Seattle Seahawks
Green Bay Packers
Kansas City Chiefs
Arizona Cardinals
TBD
TBD

*Patriots do not have a 1st round draft pick in 2016

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Tony Romo invented the crownie. Show some respect.

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Quality op but let's get some real winners in here.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I was going to make an entire OP based on Steve Smith quotes.

  • ToxTox I kill threads they/themRegistered User regular
    I couldn't find a pic of Cam that I felt equated to the other two, so I said "fuck it go with Joe Webb"

    Really more decisions should shake out that way though.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    I couldn't find a pic of Cam that I felt equated to the other two, so I said "fuck it go with Joe Webb"

    Really more decisions should shake out that way though.

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    The organization of those helmets is driving me crazy. Slightly odd but by division on the NFC side. Zero cohesion on the AFC side.

  • ToxTox I kill threads they/themRegistered User regular
    Yeah by the time I noticed how weirdly arranged AFC was I'd already done enough editing that I didn't feel like starting over.

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
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  • ToxTox I kill threads they/themRegistered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
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    Come on that's not nearly as embarrassing as being in a photo with Donald Trump.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Clint Eastwood wrote: »
    Quality op but let's get some real winners in here.

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    sweet tats my man

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Matt Cassel, QB'ing the currently 4-9 yet somehow not eliminated Cowboys. Rumor has it that Romo is currently paying Matt Cassel to lose so that Romo is not forced into a playoff game before he is fully healed.

    The Cowboys are paying Matt Cassel to lose. "paying Matt Cassel to lose" is redundant. If you're paying Matt Cassel to play in a football game you are paying him to lose that game.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads they/themRegistered User regular
    Butters what did Cassel do to you.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    Nobody's ever gotten more money for exactly 1 good year than Cassel's gotten since 2008

    I can't imagine any other reason he's gotten so many chances and so much money from so many teams

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Technically Matt Flynn is the champion of that. He parlayed a single game into starting contract.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads they/themRegistered User regular
    (OP updated)
    WEEK 15 PLAYOFF SCENARIOS!

    AFC
    New England
    Can clinch 1st Round Bye with:
    1 - NEW win + DEN loss
    2 - NE win + CIN loss + DEN tie

    Cincinnati
    Can clinch AFC North Division Title with:
    1 - CIN win or tie + PIT tie
    2 - PIT loss

    Can clinch Playoff Berth with:
    1 - CIN win
    2 - NYJ loss
    3 - KC loss
    4 - CIN tie + KC tie
    5 - CIN tie + NYJ tie

    Denver
    Can clinch AFC West Division Title with:
    1 - DEN win + KC loss or tie
    2 - DEN tie + KC loss

    Can clinch Playoff Berth with:
    1 - DEN win
    2 - DEN tie + NYJ loss

    NFC
    Carolina
    Can clinch #1 Seed with:
    1 - CAR win + ARI loss or tie
    2 - CAR tie + ARI loss

    Arizona
    Can clinch NFC West Division Title AND 1st Round Bye with:
    1 - ARI win + GB loss or tie
    2 - ARI tie + GB loss

    Can clinch NFC West Division Title with:
    1 - ARI win or tie
    2 - SEA loss or tie

    Can clinch Strength of Victory tiebreaker with:
    1 - CIN win + NO win + DAL loss + PIT loss

    Green Bay
    Can clinch playoff berth with:
    1 - GB win or tie
    2 - WAS loss or tie
    3 - NYG loss or tie

    Seattle
    Can clinch playoff berth with:
    1 - SEA win + NYG loss or tie
    2 - SEA win + WAS loss or tie
    3 - SEA win + ATL loss or tie + MIN loss + GB win or tie
    4 - SEA tie + ATL loss or tie + NYG loss
    5 - SEA tie + ATL loss or tie + WAS loss + PHI loss or tie

    Minnesota
    Can clinch playoff berth with:
    1 - MIN win + WAS loss or tie + ATL loss or tie
    2 - MIN win + WAS loss or tie + SEA loss or tie
    3 - MIN win + NYG loss or tie + ATL loss or tie
    4 - MIN win + NYG loss or tie + SEA loss or tie
    5 - MIN tie + ATL loss or tie + PHI loss or tie + WAS loss
    6 - MIN tie + ATL loss or tie + PHI loss or tie + NYG loss
    7 - MIN tie + ATL loss or tie + WAS loss or tie + NYG loss
    8 - MIN tie + ATL loss or tie + NYG loss or tie + WAS loss

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  • HawkstoneHawkstone Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Clint Eastwood wrote: »
    Quality op but let's get some real winners in here.

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    sweet tats my man

    That is a lot of ink for a man with such pinchable cheeks.

    Inside of a dog...it's too dark to read.
  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
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    HOME TEAM

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    goo mvp in control

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Does that say "hoe peeps" by Jesus' beard?

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    ha pops

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Sweeney Tom wrote: »
    ha pops

    His dad told a very funny joke that day.

  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Ma poops

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    I would hope the goo mvp has a sense of humor

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    That tattoo has layers

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    i like to think that he is saying jesus is a bama boy

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  • simosimo Registered User regular
    i see mcl pops

    bad omen

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    crwth wrote: »
    i like to think that he is saying jesus is a bama boy

    Everyone knows Jesus roots for Rutgers

  • QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    i like to think that he is saying jesus is a bama boy

    Everyone knows Jesus roots for Rutgers

    No wonder I dislike Jesus.

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  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    i like to think that he is saying jesus is a bama boy

    Everyone knows Jesus roots for Rutgers

    this is heresy

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    "Roll Tide" was started by Jesus

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    I find your lack of faith (in the Jaguars' playoff chances) disturbing.

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  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    Any god that associates with the SEC ain't worth worshiping.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    That is one of the worst tattoos in human history

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Everyone ready for the Raiders to sweep into the playoffs on a wildcard run and win the superbowl?

    I... I sure am!

    It's gonna happen!

    :cry:

  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe0zOCouij4

  • QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
    Man this is really good.

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Hey Tox, you think the Panthers can just, like, treat this weekend like the preseason? TiA.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Yeah, I'd really like the game I'm going to next week to still really mean something for NY.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2015
    The only NFC East team that is actually affected by this week is the Cowboys (they lose to the Jets, they're out of contention), otherwise everyone's still alive until at least Week 16's games end

    ed: Oh shit, didn't even know Cowboys/Jets was today

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Yeah I know but if the Giants lose their percentage goes way down.

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