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Microwave those skittles

RabidDonkeyRabidDonkey Registered User regular
edited July 2011 in Social Entropy++
My favorite candy of all time is skittles, the plain jane red bag of skittles i eat them all the time. I was telling someone this the other day and they said to me " i like warm skittles" i was like wtf are you talking about. "if you warm them up in the microwave for a little bit they are really good." I paid no mind to the crazy person and went about my business. However my curiosty got the better of me and i tried it today. And i have to say that warm skittles are the shit.

To sum up

handful of skittles + microwave for 20 secs = greatest candy of all time

Remember, That whenever you do something; always DO IT DONKEY STYLE!!
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  • Covert OperativeCovert Operative Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Right now I am eating a pack of real fruit gummies. They are delicious.

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    "The only limit to my freedom is the inevitable closure of the universe, as inevitable as your own last breath. And yet, there remains time to create, to create, and escape.

    Escape will make me god"

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  • RabidDonkeyRabidDonkey Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I do like the ocassional gummy candy but nothin can top my skittles

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    candy is for gay people

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    just waiting for someone to microwave their skittles for like 3 minutes

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  • MathildaMathilda Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I do like the ocassional cummy candy but nothin can top my skittles
    heh




    cummy

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  • RabidDonkeyRabidDonkey Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I do like the ocassional cummy candy but nothin can top my skittles
    heh




    cummy



    damn you i need to proof read everything

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  • Covert OperativeCovert Operative Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I microwaved a burrito for about 3 minutes. There was really nothing left except burnt beans and meat scattered across the plate.

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    Escape will make me god"

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  • RabidDonkeyRabidDonkey Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I microwaved a burrito for about 3 minutes. There was really nothing left except burnt beans and meat scattered across the plate.

    Best way to cook burritoes ito oven cook them for like 20 minutes. I used to microwave till i learned about the greatness of oven cooking them.

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  • StoverStover Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    That was a good plan.

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  • Jimbo the ImpressiveJimbo the Impressive Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Warm skittles? This is possibly the worst use of a microwave not involving a small animal or baby ever.

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  • RabidDonkeyRabidDonkey Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Warm skittles? This is possibly the worst use of a microwave not involving a small animal or baby ever.

    dood i thought the same thing...till i tried it...and then i was "oh my god its so nice in here"

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Man

    I will try this

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Guys, microwaving Arby's in the wrapper is a bad idea.

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  • Covert OperativeCovert Operative Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Man, I have the sudden urge to microwave a cat.

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    "The only limit to my freedom is the inevitable closure of the universe, as inevitable as your own last breath. And yet, there remains time to create, to create, and escape.

    Escape will make me god"

    -Durandal
  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Skittles in beer is not nice. The Skittles lose all of their taste and the beer starts to thicken.

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  • Covert OperativeCovert Operative Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Skittles in 7up on the other hand... wait, that tastes like shit too.

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    Escape will make me god"

    -Durandal
  • ben0207ben0207 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Skittles in tea is shit too.

    What are we learning: Do not put skittles in otherwise tasty beverages.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    i read this as microwave those titties and was disappointed

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  • smegheadsmeghead Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Microwaved titties would not be cool. Like the chick with the dog in "There's something about Mary" not cool.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    smeghead wrote: »
    Microwaved titties would not be cool. Like the chick with the dog in "There's something about Mary" not cool.
    I dunno. I mean even ugly titties are better then no titties.

    Unless they are man titties, in which case go for a walk or somthing, fatty.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    what, you don't like hot tits?

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    After microwaving them can you still bury them in the ground to produce Skittle bearing rainbows?

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    what, you don't like hot tits?
    cold titties are better.

    erect nipples :D

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    did you know that there is more than one meaning for the word "hot"?

    FACT

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  • The CheeseThe Cheese Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    no there isn't quit being silly

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  • Tibetan Yak FarmerTibetan Yak Farmer Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    This forum is too friendly with all the mixing and the sexing and the whatnot.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    did you know that there is more than one meaning for the word "hot"?

    FACT[size]
    Yes child, I am aware. The meaning you are implying however is purely subjective. And also quite boring.

    t tyf: yay bucky o hare!

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    This forum is too friendly with all the mixing and the sexing and the whatnot.

    Hey, how you doin'?

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  • DienekesDienekes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    BigDes wrote: »
    Skittles in beer is not nice. The Skittles lose all of their taste and the beer starts to thicken.

    in my experience it created a lot of foam and then the beer went flat and gross

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    This forum is too friendly with all the mixing and the sexing and the whatnot.

    you some sort of fag or something

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bedlam wrote: »
    smeghead wrote: »
    Microwaved titties would not be cool. Like the chick with the dog in "There's something about Mary" not cool.
    I dunno. I mean even ugly titties are better then no titties.

    Unless they are man titties, in which case go for a walk or somthing, fatty.


    So easily has the lesson of tyracora been forgotten

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    sometimes no titties is much better than ugly titties

    this is a valuable lesson you should all learn sometime

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The worst thing is oddly shaped areolas.

    All looking like amorphic blobs with nipples somewhere on them.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    if you need help learning this lesson pm me

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    kovak has the funkiest titties around

    but if you close your eyes and just start fondlin' it's not too bad

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ben0207 wrote: »
    Skittles in tea is shit too.

    What are we learning: Do not put skittles in otherwise tasty beverages.

    What about skittles in a cat ass juice martini

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    uh the best titties are found on skinny girls

    or short girls

    it's like "where did these come from"

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    OBJECTION

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    what are you objecting to

    the truth

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    well okay maybe yea

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