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SEGA finding new ways to disappoint us in 2024

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    Is anything on that list any worse than tubular, badical or fleek tho?, like let's be honest with ourselves....

    That list is only worse because it's so brazenly manufactured and out of touch with how anyone on the planet was actually talking.

    All slang is fine when it arises as a natural outgrowth of a group or culture. Also all slang is terrible.

    Zeetus lapeetus!

    butts

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    valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    Is anything on that list any worse than tubular, badical or fleek tho?, like let's be honest with ourselves....

    That list is only worse because it's so brazenly manufactured and out of touch with how anyone on the planet was actually talking.

    All slang is fine when it arises as a natural outgrowth of a group or culture. Also all slang is terrible.

    Zeetus lapeetus!

    Having a daughter who was little then, I get this reference.

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    BlackjackBlackjack Registered User regular
    Stop trying to make whammy jammy happen, Sega. Whammy jammy is never going to happen.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Hmm that previous post could read as dismissive, which wasn't my intent. I had just assumed that it would be the sort of slang where you could trace the etymology, but if the rhyme itself is omitted, then it's pretty much just a complete guessing game (which based on the apparent origin, was clearly the point). That's cool just... different from what I expected.

    The whole point of Cokney rhyming slang is that it is one step removed from the rhyme

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    edited January 2017
    Sega just put up DOZENS of complete soundtracks up on spotify

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    Sega just put up DOZENS of complete soundtracks up on spotify

    Can I get Crush 40's entire oeuvre?

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Sega just put up DOZENS of complete soundtracks up on spotify

    Can I get Crush 40's entire oeuvre?

    Looks like most of them yeah

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    LBD_NytetraynLBD_Nytetrayn TorontoRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Guys I'm reading Console Wars
    And Sega has been fielding ideas from two ad agencies for the new campaign for Sonic 2, and the favorite is this hotshot agency called Wieden+Kennedy which they consider basically a lock

    And they go to the presentation and it sounds like just the gaudiest 90s thing, and then there's this:
    And it was called “vidspeak,” the concept of new, hip, future-is-now language that Wieden+Kennedy had invented as the backbone of their campaign. The agency provided a sampler from the vidspeak lexicon, which included the following words, terms, and phrases:

    Gearlets: The vidspeak word for gamers. Also known as gamelets, gameys, whoossies, vidiots, speaklets, bossaroos, and cluelets.
    Hedgy wedgy: Anything pertaining to Sonic The Hedgehog, or to any fan of said Sonic The Hedgehog. Also that cute little way Sonic has of stamping his foot when he can’t believe you’re so slow and stupid. (See Slow geezer trying to play the game)
    Whammy jammy: The way you feel when playing a good game.
    Gobble-degoop: Running wild. Running fast. Running all over the place without time to say “Hasta la vista, baby.” (See Sonic The Hedgehog)
    Mobile mover with wings: What gamers will call the Game Gear. Also referred to as the a-to-go-cup, a minda-rama, a home away from home, and a great thing to wrap your knozzles around.
    Master blaster: What you do when you start playing the Sega Menacer Master Module. Or, how to be a real sure-shot full-tilt accu-sight kind of guy.
    I was Brahms: I was drunk with power. I was mad with passion. I was blitzed with energy. I was actually able to reach the next damn level.

    What is this
    What is any of this

    Needless to say they didn't end up going with this but holy shit nobody knew how to sell a video game back then

    It's late, but welcome to the club! Along with Game Over, Console Wars is one of my favorite books.

    And if anyone wants it for cheap, it's about $1.72 on Amazon Kindle as I type this: https://www.amazon.com/Console-Wars-Nintendo-Defined-Generation-ebook/dp/B00FJ379XE/ref=as_li_ss_tl?&linkCode=sl1&tag=techr051-20&linkId=956d25fbd694534d405d0c4ac42747e5

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    SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    edited January 2017
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Hmm that previous post could read as dismissive, which wasn't my intent. I had just assumed that it would be the sort of slang where you could trace the etymology, but if the rhyme itself is omitted, then it's pretty much just a complete guessing game (which based on the apparent origin, was clearly the point). That's cool just... different from what I expected.

    The whole point of Cokney rhyming slang is that it is one step removed from the rhyme

    Yeah it's a form of slang that was invented to be deliberately obtuse 'cos the rozzers might be listening in

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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
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    Happy Birthday Knuckles

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    agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    R.I.P Knuckles
    He was rougher than the rest of them

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I really enjoyed the story Console Wars told because the early days of the industry were fucking buck wild
    But every time dialogue was featured it pulled me right out
    Nobody has ever spoken like that and you can't make me believe that they have

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    And it was totally unneeded! I half-suspected it was b/c the author's a screenwriter and he wanted to use that to show he can write the movie script too

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    And it was totally unneeded! I half-suspected it was b/c the author's a screenwriter and he wanted to use that to show he can write the movie script too

    Well
    Maybe... he can't

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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Is it a book where I can just skip the bad story bits

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
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    Happy Birthday Knuckles

    That's a weird version of the Canadian flag.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Is it a book where I can just skip the bad story bits

    Not really
    He just peppers in dialogue throughout the book, it's not like suddenly here's a chapter written like a novel

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Sega just put up DOZENS of complete soundtracks up on spotify

    Can I get Crush 40's entire oeuvre?

    Looks like most of them yeah

    How did I not see this until now. I just put all the Skies of Arcadia music in my Spotify playlist.

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Sonic Boom's on Netflix Canada?

    Hrrrmmmm

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Also Jet Set Radio is now in my playlist too.

    Come on Square-Enix, put TWEWY music on here.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    I feel like sonic boom just straight up looks shittier in season 2

    like everything looks like it's made of plastic now

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular

    And Knuckles at the end made me giggle.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    May he rest in peace

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    May he rest in peace and knuckles

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
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    ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    Virtual-On is BACK!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBJLRXQlVxE

    In A Certain Magical crossover.

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    I don't understand what I just watched.

    Are they making a new VO but the robots are piloted by bad anime stereotypes?

    Cause if it plays like the old ones I'll deal.

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    ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    "As for the setting, it takes place in the world of A Certain Magical Index where you’ll get to see familiar characters pilot the “Virtuaroids” mechas as part of a sport. We don’t have any info as far as gameplay goes, but Sega is calling it a high-speed action game and they’re looking to put in the experience gained from working on past Virtual-On games to shape up its action."

    Also, this is the second time they've met, as apparently there was a crossover light novel last year.

    The thread title seems very appropriate right now.

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    Alright BRB, throwing this monkey's paw into the dumpster.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    people gotta stop using monkey paws, it's not like people don't know how they work

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    replacewythyreplacewythy Registered User regular
    Oh no problem, I'll just use this monkey's paw to make people stop using monkey's paws

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    FremFrem Registered User regular
    turtleant wrote: »
    I don't understand what I just watched.

    Are they making a new VO but the robots are piloted by bad anime stereotypes?

    Cause if it plays like the old ones I'll deal.

    This setting is basically high-school X-Men. The crossover is pretty baffling for a robot fighting game; it strikes me as reductive, not additive. By adding a cool thing to the setting (mechs), it takes away all the cool things about that setting (battles between people with wildly mismatched super powers). Like, why wouldn't they just use one of a myriad of other extremely popular animes that are actually about mechs?

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    MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    Frem wrote: »
    turtleant wrote: »
    I don't understand what I just watched.

    Are they making a new VO but the robots are piloted by bad anime stereotypes?

    Cause if it plays like the old ones I'll deal.

    This setting is basically high-school X-Men. The crossover is pretty baffling for a robot fighting game; it strikes me as reductive, not additive. By adding a cool thing to the setting (mechs), it takes away all the cool things about that setting (battles between people with wildly mismatched super powers). Like, why wouldn't they just use one of a myriad of other extremely popular animes that are actually about mechs?

    Virtual-On with Zoids would be the jammiest of my jams.

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    Darth_MogsDarth_Mogs Registered User regular
    Reynolds wrote: »
    The thread title seems very appropriate right now.

    The thread title is pretty much always appropriate.

    When it's good news in the Sega thread, it's surprise, like, "Woah, hey, what the fuck, this isn't the Sega we know"

    Then when it's bad news it's business as usual.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    people gotta stop using monkey paws, it's not like people don't know how they work

    Yeah, but I used my monkey paw wish to get a monkey paw without drawbacks.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    too bad now you have monkey paw also without benefits and you gotta hang onto this kinda gross severed animal limb

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