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SEGA finding new ways to disappoint us in 2024

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    I still really like the first game, personally

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    well this is a physical release of some of the 3D eshop titles they've put out on 3DS, including a couple games that haven't made it to the west (fantasy zone II and maze walker)

    the other games are

    Power Drift
    Puyo Puyo 2 (also hasn't been out in the west)
    Fantasy Zone II W
    Sonic The Hedgehog
    Thunder Blade
    Galaxy Force II
    Altered Beast

    GET OUT OF TOWN!

    I LOVED that game!

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Gator wrote: »
    (Dare I dream about Shining Force?)

    I still love the Shining Force games.

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    That's it?

    That seems underwhelming

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I played a lot of sonic 3 as a kid.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Gator wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    I don't really like Sonic the Hedgehog (the first), but 2, 3, &&knuckles are all good

    yeah, 2 really feels like the game where they figured out the formula

    the first one has not held up well

    Sonic's prime was really, really short, it's kind of bizarre really

    (Dare I dream about Shining Force?)

    yeah there were really so few actually good Sonic games

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    That's it?

    That seems underwhelming

    That could be Sega's motto

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
    DarmakReynoldsaugustSweeney Tom
  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    It's disappointing that it's a bunch of games that were already released on the platform. If you're already a big Sega fan, you probably have the stuff from this collection digitally.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    At the very least sonic 1 is noteworthy for having a complex and sophisticated physics engine for its time

    Sonic's big problem in the Genesis era was always finding ways to put that physics engine to work in fun ways via level design

    And while they definitely got better at that over time I'm not sure they ever really, truly hit the mark

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    That's it?

    That seems underwhelming

    it was never going to be a big new tentpole game when they were announcing it on twitter

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    That's it?

    That seems underwhelming

    it was never going to be a big new tentpole game when they were announcing it on twitter

    No one was expecting that. But this is almost literally the least they could do, since it's just a physical printing of things they already released.

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    and what is surprising about that when it was a "yeah we're announcing something tomorrow" twitter mention

    the product they announced is directly equivalent to the amount of fanfare they gave it

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Nothing. No one is surprised. "Underwhelmed" does not mean surprised.

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    you can only be underwhelmed if you had expectations!

    and the thread is called "sega what the fuck are you doing"! :P

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    you can only be underwhelmed if you had expectations!

    and the thread is called "sega what the fuck are you doing"! :P

    I'll concede we should have expected to be underwhelmed.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    you can only be underwhelmed if you had expectations!

    and the thread is called "sega what the fuck are you doing"! :P

    I'll concede we should have expected to be underwhelmed.

    If we expect to be underwhelmed, does that just mean we were whelmed?

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  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    oh my sweet Jesus

    that fishmouth singing

    those goliath knockers thrust out to defy the heavens

    that trailer is something special

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Goliath knockers you say

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    "Look, I know Valkyria Chronicles was pretty anime but I was thinking we could make the next one ANIMEEEEEEEEEEE."

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    I hope that's the arcade version of Galaxy Force 2, although I'm sure it's not.

    Because our arcade had one of these babies

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIgFmR2i-_0

    Brainleech
  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    edited January 2016
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    PLA on
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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    i was into that trailer up until troops starting pouring out with swords and shields and the one guy used a buster sword to kill a mech. then i was out.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    you can only be underwhelmed if you had expectations!

    and the thread is called "sega what the fuck are you doing"! :P

    I'll concede we should have expected to be underwhelmed.

    If we expect to be underwhelmed, does that just mean we were whelmed?

    There's a difference between intellectually knowing you shouldn't expect much and being "whelmed". Like, even if I know I'm not going to get a big bonus at work, it's still underwhelming when it turns out to be a $20 gift card.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    What is all this underwhelmed I keep hearing?!

    PUYO PUYO 2!!!!

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Goliath knockers you say

    Her tits are huge swarthy men

    Broke as fuck in the style of the times. Gratitude is all that can return on your generosity.

    https://www.paypal.me/hobnailtaylor
  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    goliath online

  • turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Goliath knockers you say

    Her tits are huge swarthy men

    Go on...

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  • GatorGator An alligator in Scotland Registered User regular
    you can only be underwhelmed if you had expectations!

    and the thread is called "sega what the fuck are you doing"! :P

    I'll concede we should have expected to be underwhelmed.

    Well, considering Sega's been doing a very public harakiri for the last 22 years this should be expected really

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  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    There've been ups and downs, but it feels as though public opinion froze a decade ago.

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    The Boob Reaper

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    "For the last time: I'm a reaper with big boobs. I don't actually reap boobs!"

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  • OrthancOrthanc Death Lite, Only 1 Calorie Off the end of the internet, just turn left.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    The Boob Reaper

    You called?
    "For the last time: I'm a reaper with big boobs. I don't actually reap boobs!"

    Oh, never mind then.

    orthanc
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  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    "For the last time: I'm a reaper with big boobs. I don't actually reap boobs!"

    This is pretty much the amount of design effort that went into Rangiku Matsumoto.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    The Boob Reaper

    Hello there.
    "For the last time: I'm a reaper with big boobs. I don't actually reap boobs!"

    Yes this also fits.

  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    Goliath knockers you say

    enshrouded in BLUE FLAMES

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  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    i was into that trailer up until troops starting pouring out with swords and shields and the one guy used a buster sword to kill a mech. then i was out.

    I might have shouted "this is the power of the monado" at that part

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  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    ok but can we talk about the SCORPION TANK tho

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    ok but can we talk about the SCORPION TANK tho

    Best part of trailer, will not appear in the game/will only appear once at a low-level area and never appear again

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerRoyceSraphimThe Escape Goat
  • PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    oh my sweet Jesus

    that fishmouth singing

    those goliath knockers thrust out to defy the heavens

    that trailer is something special

    I admit. I first read this on my phone and didn't have a chance to watch it, and when the girl in the white dress showed up I was thinking "That's not that bad..."

    Then I saw what you were all talking about and like... it's just straight up repulsive what is wrong with these people.

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