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[Star Wars] Nothing quite as thrilling as galactic politics.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Javen wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Of all the transgressions of Avatar, the thing that still bugs me the most is that they could not come up with something better than "unobtainium". What, was "hardtofindinite" taken?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unobtainium

    It was not invented for the movie. It's a reference to old science fiction parlance, which was itself a reference to 1950s aerospace engineering.

    still dumb to use it

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    The Evil Colonel from Avatar is the only part of that movie I remember because he was such a caricature that he became fun

    He smoked cigars and sipped coffee while watching trees burn down and then had a big robot with a huge knife for no reason

    Everything else about that movie sucked but he was a fantastic cartoon character

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    The robot sized knife was actually pretty cool.

    The rest of the movie was a garbage fire

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  • Dr. ChaosDr. Chaos Post nuclear nuisance Registered User regular
    I just miss Teriminator II James Cameron. :(

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  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    TFA could have used a couple more goes round the writing process, so it's good to hear.

    The Watch podcast - who usually know what they're talking about when it comes to behind the scenes stuff - was saying that ep 7 really only had like a functional script a few weeks before principal filming began. And one way they dealt with that lack of definition was by raising lots of questions and not answering any of them.

    So now ep 8 not only has to do its own thing, it has to figure out a lot of those late-written ep 7 plotlines and how to tell answer them.

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  • Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    Ceno wrote: »
    Because despite the fact that the movie was four hours long and made all the money I couldn't tell you anything substantive about that film if you held a gun to my head

    Here's a synopsis.

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  • Ad astraAd astra Registered User regular
    Olivaw wrote: »
    The Evil Colonel from Avatar is the only part of that movie I remember because he was such a caricature that he became fun

    He smoked cigars and sipped coffee while watching trees burn down and then had a big robot with a huge knife for no reason

    Everything else about that movie sucked but he was a fantastic cartoon character


    Cameron has said that Quaritch, (the evil Colonel) is coming back for Avatar 2. I have no idea how though. Maybe a clone?

  • AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    Turns out he was an Avatar for an alien all along

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  • Dr. ChaosDr. Chaos Post nuclear nuisance Registered User regular
    Ad astra wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    The Evil Colonel from Avatar is the only part of that movie I remember because he was such a caricature that he became fun

    He smoked cigars and sipped coffee while watching trees burn down and then had a big robot with a huge knife for no reason

    Everything else about that movie sucked but he was a fantastic cartoon character


    Cameron has said that Quaritch, (the evil Colonel) is coming back for Avatar 2. I have no idea how though. Maybe a clone?
    Oh god.

    I hope he comes back as one of the smurfs...that would be amazing.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Ad astra wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    The Evil Colonel from Avatar is the only part of that movie I remember because he was such a caricature that he became fun

    He smoked cigars and sipped coffee while watching trees burn down and then had a big robot with a huge knife for no reason

    Everything else about that movie sucked but he was a fantastic cartoon character


    Cameron has said that Quaritch, (the evil Colonel) is coming back for Avatar 2. I have no idea how though. Maybe a clone?

    This is the guy who gave us Terminator.

    I think you know how.

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  • Ad astraAd astra Registered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    Ad astra wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    The Evil Colonel from Avatar is the only part of that movie I remember because he was such a caricature that he became fun

    He smoked cigars and sipped coffee while watching trees burn down and then had a big robot with a huge knife for no reason

    Everything else about that movie sucked but he was a fantastic cartoon character


    Cameron has said that Quaritch, (the evil Colonel) is coming back for Avatar 2. I have no idea how though. Maybe a clone?

    This is the guy who gave us Terminator.

    I think you know how.

    Yes. Yes. This would make it worth watching.

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    My thoughts on Avatar:
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    When the entire planet rose up against the RDA in Avatar, I almost stood up and shouted, "YOU FUCKING CHEATERS!"

    I almost did the same thing with the ghost army in LOTR.
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    we're in tune with nature we're one with the world we don't need technology why can't you

    FUCK YOU

    YOU CAN LITERALLY PLUG YOURSELF INTO EVERYTHING ON YOUR PLANET

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Some day Cameron will make a GUNNM movie

    Some day

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  • DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    Ceno wrote: »
    Dedwrekka wrote: »
    Ad astra wrote: »
    I saw Avatar once, and that was enough. If I were to ever watch it again, I'd have to turn it off after the destruction of Hometree, that way I can pretend it has a happy ending.

    Ah yes, the typical "destruction of the native people's home and way of life" happy ending. You can have them raise the american flag at the end.

    Is that better or worse than the white guy swooping in to combine his whiteness with the native's knowledge - which he absorbs in a week - so that he can rise up and be the best of them because white

    Why is it a competition? Both are terrible.

  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    That there are people who thing Avatar is not terrible is the real question.

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    That there are people who thing Avatar is not terrible is the real question.

    It's not terrible. It's aggressively mediocre, propped up by a visual spectacle that hasn't held up as the years went by.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I'm actually probably more irritated by people who have turned avatar into some kind of pinnacle of bad filmmaking in their minds than people who really like it

    Its ok

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    it's no star wars prequels, at least

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    yeah, avatar has problems but it is decidedly average, not aggressively terrible.

  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    avatar's a shitty movie but it's so completely banal that i have a hard time honestly feeling all that strongly about it

    also unobtanium sounds dumb but if the rest of the movie was good no one would give a shit

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Really the biggest problem isn't that it's a bad film, or poorly made or written.

    It's just so aggressively aggravatingly boring. If it were bad it might be more memorable or funny or something.

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    That there are people who thing Avatar is not terrible is the real question.

    What would you like to ask me

  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Really the biggest problem isn't that it's a bad film, or poorly made or written.

    It's just so aggressively aggravatingly boring. If it were bad it might be more memorable or funny or something.

    Yeah this is where I'm at

    A bad movie rarely makes me feel more strongly than a mediocre movie because a bad movie is just bad and you take it or leave it

    A bland movie makes me mad because I can see all the points where it could be better but isn't, where it might do something interesting or new but doesn't, and that's just... "aggravating" is a good word

    And Avatar in particular feels designed almost from the ground up to be bland, therefore I feel very strongly about it

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    I believe there were good ideas in Avatar

    Because they are the same ideas which were used in Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri and that game's setting and storyline were amazing

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  • DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    I believe there were good ideas in Avatar

    Because they are the same ideas which were used in Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri and that game's setting and storyline were amazing

    Yeah, but the factions were either trying to learn from Planet and nurture it to sentience, or aggressively suppress it. They weren't beating the mindworms at being mindworms.

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  • DaypigeonDaypigeon Registered User regular
    i went to star wars trivia night with some friends last night and, despite being mildly drunk, managed to correctly identify 12 out of 18 podracers, bringing us to tie for third

    i've wasted...so many brain cells

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    I wonder how Avatar would've been received if Jake Sully's consciousness had instead been injected into a swarm of brain-eating worms

  • GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    I thought Avatar was an entirely competent, well-made film that just told an incredibly problematic, reductive story.

    I mean, it's watchable. I watched it again for a film class in university, and even enjoyed myself! But if you look at it with any sort of scrutiny, you see that oh, this is a hella problematic, cliche white saviour tale and whoof, we don't need more of those.

    But that scene where Jake learns to fly for the first time? That was really cool. Best part of the film, in my opinion.

  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Also they were like "we got a real biologist to design our fake sci-fi world!" and then it's the dumbest, most blacklight-poster head shop looking sci-fi world I've ever fucking seen

    That goddamn helicopter lizard, what the fuck was that, that biologist was laughing all the way to the bank

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I got my Imperial Star Destroyer for Armada.

    This thing is really big and somehow makes other ships look less small, like the Nebula B Frigate.

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    As someone who is a firearms hobbyist and at one point had a Soldier of Fortune subscription I can very confidently say that gun culture is out to fuckin lunch off its rocker pants shitting nutso town

    Yeah
    There are weird people in all subcultures
    The deeper you go, the weirder it gets

    Guns are really dangerous things, obviously
    So a crazy gun hobbyist is a bit scarier than a person with a Faye Valentine body pillow

  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited January 2016
    Avatar was a fairly OK film and I think it was a bold directing choice to make the protagonists lose

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Avatar was a fairly OK film and I think it was a bold directing choice to make the good guys lose

    what good guys lost

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Also they were like "we got a real biologist to design our fake sci-fi world!" and then it's the dumbest, most blacklight-poster head shop looking sci-fi world I've ever fucking seen

    That goddamn helicopter lizard, what the fuck was that, that biologist was laughing all the way to the bank

    "blacklight-poster head shop-looking sci-fi world" is going to be how I describe the laziness of this movie from now on

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited January 2016
    I believe there were good ideas in Avatar

    Because they are the same ideas which were used in Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri and that game's setting and storyline were amazing

    yeah, because it executed them well

    not only were all the plot beats of Avatar trite clichéd bullshit, the dialogue was all awkward, lazily-delivered junk

    it could have been tolerable, even entertaining, if nearly all the talking wasn't so cringeworthy

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  • bloodatonementbloodatonement Registered User regular
    Daypigeon wrote: »
    i went to star wars trivia night with some friends last night and, despite being mildly drunk, managed to correctly identify 12 out of 18 podracers, bringing us to tie for third

    i've wasted...so many brain cells

    I think I can name 2

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I kinda want to get another Imperial Class and take the radar array on top of the command section off and rotate it up 90 degrees like the Imperial-I classes in A New Hope.

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  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Oh man

    I just saw the X-Wing miniatures game in the store and pointed out to my wife

    I mentioned it was two players, and she immediately suggested we get it sometime

    I should've leveraged her love of board games a lot sooner!

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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    The one that got me was the lack of fur. Other than the na'vi, none of the creatures ever had fur or hair of any kind, just the same slick lizardy skin all around.

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  • kaceypkaceyp we stayed bright as lightning we sang loud as thunderRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Also they were like "we got a real biologist to design our fake sci-fi world!" and then it's the dumbest, most blacklight-poster head shop looking sci-fi world I've ever fucking seen

    That goddamn helicopter lizard, what the fuck was that, that biologist was laughing all the way to the bank

    "blacklight-poster head shop-looking sci-fi world" is going to be how I describe the laziness of this movie from now on

    Avatar?
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    (this is a poster that teenage me actually bought, which for some reason still remains in my teenage bedroom)

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