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dang yall just sittin around with no [chat]

no one wanted to seize the moment

carpe the diem

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
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    Rocket Jump makes some neat short movies.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXmMQJMFL_I

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZfASiJVXCE

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIIKUpryl2Q

    They have a good show called Video Game High School too. Worth checking out.

    Also, 15 minute rule.

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Skippy you fak

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    You're a gentlemansch and a scholar, Quid.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Support the line of succession!

  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    I wish I could Carpe all these diems.

    I ate an engineer
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    hail the true chat

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    All my mansches are registered and within normal limits.

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Oh wait this is the legit chat I agree.

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    fk i got distracted
    my dreams of bad chat ops...

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    skippy

    you were supposed to seize the moment

    but you failed

    fuck gendered marketing
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    I'm deeply upset by jessica jones and i can't stop watching.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Oh wait this is the legit chat I agree.

    Your loyalty to the realm has been noted

    Rest assured that your service will be appropriately rewarded

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Oh wait this is the legit chat I agree.

    Rest assured that your service will be appropriately rewarded

    The same line they told Quid to trick him into joining the Navy, interestingly enough.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    @Donkey Kong this super lightweight ag hoodie rumples along the zipper when you sit, giving the appearance of hideous growths along the front of the body

    perhaps I will return it

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    @Alazull what cut of meat is "pork stew meat"


    i got adventurous in the grocery store again.

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    You are not going to return it, you are already a slave to the big & hefty industry

    Wear it, slave

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    a friend of mine posted a (I'm assuming) grindr bio that says "wanderlust enthusiast"

    what a fucking twat

  • SealSeal Registered User regular
    Wait so I'm not all up on my 40k lore, but is Pony a tech priest? Performing arcane rituals to please machine spirits inhabiting technology no one really understands anymore? Does he praise the Emperor before he whistles?

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Seal wrote: »
    Wait so I'm not all up on my 40k lore, but is Pony a tech priest? Performing arcane rituals to please machine spirits inhabiting technology no one really understands anymore? Does he praise the Emperor before he whistles?

    this is pretty much accurate

    very little of how my department operates is actually documented anywhere, it essentially operates via oral tradition

    we get tickets from other departments that ask us stuff like "can you do this?" and it's an open question because they honestly don't even know if the thing they are asking is something that is physically possible for us to do

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Which revolutionary in the Delacroix painting are you? Five questions that will determine your antiestablishment personality type

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    I wish they would disable ping sound effects in pro lol games

    its a constant irritation

  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    a friend of mine posted a (I'm assuming) grindr bio that says "wanderlust enthusiast"

    what a fucking twat

    What does that even mean

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    a friend of mine posted a (I'm assuming) grindr bio that says "wanderlust enthusiast"

    what a fucking twat

    What does that even mean

    They try really, really hard to sound interesting.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    a friend of mine posted a (I'm assuming) grindr bio that says "wanderlust enthusiast"

    what a fucking twat

    What does that even mean

    Goes out to the corner store for a gallon of milk, comes back home four days later.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    a friend of mine posted a (I'm assuming) grindr bio that says "wanderlust enthusiast"

    what a fucking twat

    What does that even mean

    Goes out to the corner store for a gallon of milk, comes back home four days later.

    TIL I'm a wanderlust enthusiast

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I'm a wanderlust enthusiast: I always try to find new places to masturbate.

    Happiness is within reach!
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    I'm a wanderlust enthusiast: I always try to find new places to masturbate.

    I mean, real talk

    That's really all I've ever been searching for

    The perfect spot

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    ChatFortress 2015 ended in blood and death when several of the militia were turned into werellamas and slaughtered everyone else.

    But a new group of pioneers have just stuck the earth.
    YvsKGAi.png

    If anyone wants to be part of the founding dorfs let me know. Otherwise I usually just grab names in the order they appear on the current page of chat whenever new migrants arrive. Both because of the raw numbers involved and the fact that it doesn't come up in gameplay much I don't make any attempt to match genders of chatters to dorfs (very much unlike chat, in the game migrants tend to be about 50/50 men / women).

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
  • OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    I'm a wanderlust enthusiast: I always try to find new places to masturbate.

    I mean, real talk

    That's really all I've ever been searching for

    The perfect spot

    more like where isn't

    maek u think

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Yo darkest dungeon people

    When do you know it's time to dismiss one of your guys from the roster for being a quirked weirdo?

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Do quirks max at 5positive/5neg?

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    ChatFortress 2015 ended in blood and death when several of the militia were turned into werellamas and slaughtered everyone else.

    But a new group of pioneers have just stuck the earth.
    YvsKGAi.png

    If anyone wants to be part of the founding dorfs let me know. Otherwise I usually just grab names in the order they appear on the current page of chat whenever new migrants arrive. Both because of the raw numbers involved and the fact that it doesn't come up in gameplay much I don't make any attempt to match genders of chatters to dorfs (very much unlike chat, in the game migrants tend to be about 50/50 men / women).

    As always, I'm happy to strike out into the great unknown and found a new settlement!

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    I'm a wanderlust enthusiast: I always try to find new places to masturbate.

    I mean, real talk

    That's really all I've ever been searching for

    The perfect spot
    I am a professional. And there is a perfect spot for jacking, but turn back from this mission of folly. Once you jerk it in perfect majesty, you can never recapture that hands on glory.

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Seal wrote: »
    Wait so I'm not all up on my 40k lore, but is Pony a tech priest? Performing arcane rituals to please machine spirits inhabiting technology no one really understands anymore? Does he praise the Emperor before he whistles?

    this is pretty much accurate

    very little of how my department operates is actually documented anywhere, it essentially operates via oral tradition

    we get tickets from other departments that ask us stuff like "can you do this?" and it's an open question because they honestly don't even know if the thing they are asking is something that is physically possible for us to do

    Ohay I feel this pain

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Orphane wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    I'm a wanderlust enthusiast: I always try to find new places to masturbate.

    I mean, real talk

    That's really all I've ever been searching for

    The perfect spot

    more like where isn't

    maek u think

    Oh no, Orphane

    I've been searching for years

    But I'll know when I find it, and then my long journey will be over

    It's discussions like this when I wonder if any of my family still reads my posts, and then I feel a little sorry for them

    Talkin' 'bout touching my dick, fam

    This is real talk right here

  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    ChatFortress 2015 ended in blood and death when several of the militia were turned into werellamas and slaughtered everyone else.

    But a new group of pioneers have just stuck the earth.
    YvsKGAi.png

    If anyone wants to be part of the founding dorfs let me know. Otherwise I usually just grab names in the order they appear on the current page of chat whenever new migrants arrive. Both because of the raw numbers involved and the fact that it doesn't come up in gameplay much I don't make any attempt to match genders of chatters to dorfs (very much unlike chat, in the game migrants tend to be about 50/50 men / women).

    Yo.

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    I'm a wanderlust enthusiast: I always try to find new places to masturbate.

    I mean, real talk

    That's really all I've ever been searching for

    The perfect spot

    more like where isn't

    maek u think

    Oh no, Orphane

    I've been searching for years

    But I'll know when I find it, and then my long journey will be over

    It's discussions like this when I wonder if any of my family still reads my posts, and then I feel a little sorry for them

    Talkin' 'bout touching my dick, fam

    This is real talk right here
    Icarus you fly too close to the sun

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Seal wrote: »
    Wait so I'm not all up on my 40k lore, but is Pony a tech priest? Performing arcane rituals to please machine spirits inhabiting technology no one really understands anymore? Does he praise the Emperor before he whistles?

    this is pretty much accurate

    very little of how my department operates is actually documented anywhere, it essentially operates via oral tradition

    we get tickets from other departments that ask us stuff like "can you do this?" and it's an open question because they honestly don't even know if the thing they are asking is something that is physically possible for us to do

    All I heard was "oral"

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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